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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7560 on: January 24, 2012, 01:04:55 AM »
People saying "could of". It's "could HAVE" you fucking bastards.

I agree with that 100%. It's not as if it's even easier to type or anything. So typing it is much worse. Grinds me about this place.

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7561 on: January 24, 2012, 01:22:26 AM »
Uh-oh, I've pissed a lady off.


"What do you think of my hair?"


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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7562 on: January 24, 2012, 07:39:14 AM »
Twats who take their trolley of 30 items through the "8 items of less checkout" at the supermarket. I come in to grab a couple of items on the fly before work but get held up for ten minutes waiting behind you. And yes, everyone is looking at how much of a cock you are now that the line is 20 people long since you started, so your pompous face you are pulling isn't really getting you anywhere. $150 worth of purchase straight to the credit card too. Not like it is called an express checkout for a reason.

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7563 on: January 24, 2012, 06:43:32 PM »
Sleep sweats

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7564 on: January 24, 2012, 07:17:48 PM »
Uh-oh, I've pissed a lady off.


"What do you think of my hair?"


"I preferred how it was before".


No contact since Saturday night.


did she get a skin head.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7565 on: January 24, 2012, 07:33:24 PM »
lineker and his fucking wingnut lugs. wish he was the poor bastard in reservoir dogs who got his chopped off. wanker.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7566 on: January 24, 2012, 07:35:48 PM »

did she get a skin head.
She got some ridiculous mullet type haircut and dyed her hair an awful beige colour.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7567 on: January 24, 2012, 07:49:12 PM »

Typical they choose Liverpool isnt it. c*nts. As i said, these women have it tough, well most of them, kids are expensive, . How can a woman, especially ones who are single with no support from the other half, working 16 hours be expected to maintain a home, pay bills, clothe and feed a child and yet have time to do anything for themselves. Scroungers, my fucking arse.

Apparently we should be working 30 hours as we're just lazy! I rarely have the time/energy to do the housework as my son just messes it up right after! gets on my nerves when people just expect to much of me!

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7568 on: January 24, 2012, 07:56:08 PM »
She got some ridiculous mullet type haircut and dyed her hair an awful beige colour.
Skinhead next then.

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7569 on: January 25, 2012, 12:46:01 AM »
Can't find the fucking charger for my razor and now I'm going to have to have a wet shave  :no :no :no
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7570 on: January 25, 2012, 12:50:10 AM »
Can't find the fucking charger for my razor and now I'm going to have to have a wet shave  :no :no :no

just drive round the block with your head out the window. Bum fluff.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7571 on: January 25, 2012, 12:50:27 AM »
or get the cat to lick it off.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7572 on: January 25, 2012, 01:21:11 AM »
Just finished. I can categorically state that that was the most annoying experience of my life. I will never be doing that again.
A thread about a fit bird. My girlfriend to be precise

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7573 on: January 25, 2012, 04:17:14 PM »
People that use this smiley :-))

I despise it
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7574 on: January 25, 2012, 04:18:24 PM »
Just finished. I can categorically state that that was the most annoying experience of my life. I will never be doing that again.

Just wait until the irritation kicks in when it starts growing back, you'll be wanting to use that razor a little deeper ;D
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7575 on: January 25, 2012, 04:22:22 PM »
Ladies, if you have tattoos, don't cover them in fake tan.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7576 on: January 25, 2012, 04:43:16 PM »
My bus fare going from €6.80 to €7.20 unannounced, leaving me looking like a twat getting on the bus with only €7 and not being able to buy a return ticket. So had to buy two single tickets at €5.20 each. Wankers.

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7577 on: January 26, 2012, 09:14:26 AM »
Everton fans who say 'been there done that twice already' referring to Wembley. Idiots.

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7578 on: January 26, 2012, 09:33:30 AM »
Everton fans who say 'been there done that twice already' referring to Wembley. Idiots.
It's a very cruel and barbed comment they're making. How will I overcome such nastiness?  ::)


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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7579 on: January 26, 2012, 09:41:53 AM »
Todays moan, the blue screen of death.  :no

Yet you can still view and type on RAWK?

The screen hasn't done it's job!
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7580 on: January 26, 2012, 11:20:24 AM »
Yet you can still view and type on RAWK?

The screen hasn't done it's job!


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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7581 on: January 27, 2012, 08:21:10 AM »
7 v 6 on a five a side pitch.

Really? Lets just get 11 v 11 next week.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7582 on: January 27, 2012, 08:28:17 AM »
7 v 6 on a five a side pitch.

Really? Lets just get 11 v 11 next week.

On this point. I play 5's every every week and a guy shouts 'MAN ON!' all the time. Of course there's a man on you twat, it's a small pitch with 10 men standing on it.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7583 on: January 27, 2012, 08:40:57 AM »
7 v 6 on a five a side pitch.

Really? Lets just get 11 v 11 next week.

Happens with the RAWK kick about on monday nights aswell mate.

20+ on a 9 a side pitch :duh
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7584 on: January 27, 2012, 08:43:42 AM »
Happens with the RAWK kick about on monday nights aswell mate.

20+ on a 9 a side pitch :duh

How hard is it to count to 10 though? Just use your fingers....

Saying that the lad who sorts it recently is from Middlesborough so its possible he has 13 fingers
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7585 on: January 27, 2012, 08:50:31 AM »
How hard is it to count to 10 though? Just use your fingers....

Saying that the lad who sorts it recently is from Middlesborough so its possible he has 13 fingers

We've just started drawing 2 names out of a hat now, so if we get over 18 people each week then two have to sit out one week.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7586 on: January 27, 2012, 11:45:56 AM »
Girls that refer to their mates as "my girlies"

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7587 on: January 27, 2012, 12:16:36 PM »
Girls that refer to their mates as "my girlies"

Totes x
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7588 on: January 27, 2012, 05:47:02 PM »
Have a mate over, he's been browsing around on here and cannot understand the fascination  :o
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7589 on: January 27, 2012, 07:20:35 PM »
On this point. I play 5's every every week and a guy shouts 'MAN ON!' all the time. Of course there's a man on you twat, it's a small pitch with 10 men standing on it.

We had a bloke who always shouted "Man each!".

Didn't he used to play for Portugal? Or present The Football League Show?
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7590 on: January 27, 2012, 10:10:14 PM »
Have a mate over, he's been browsing around on here and cannot understand the fascination  :o
Ignore them, immerse yourself back in 'the real world' that is RAWK.  ;)

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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7591 on: January 27, 2012, 10:13:35 PM »
We had a bloke who always shouted "Man each!".

Didn't he used to play for Portugal? Or present The Football League Show?


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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7592 on: January 27, 2012, 11:56:26 PM »
Lasses that cannot take a compliment.


"OMG you look gorgeous"


"No way, you're the real babe"

Or

"You look beautiful"

"Awww thanks, you too".
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7593 on: January 28, 2012, 12:02:45 AM »
Lasses that cannot take a compliment.


"OMG you look gorgeous"


"No way, you're the real babe"

Or

"You look beautiful"

"Awww thanks, you too".

flip that coin and be honest

"you look fucking awful tonight"

they'll take that.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7594 on: January 28, 2012, 10:47:02 AM »
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7595 on: January 28, 2012, 12:39:00 PM »
The fuck is up with some people. Fella this morning taking ice off his car and has it ticking over to warm up in the cold. I'm at his next door neighbours and pull the gate closed, maybe a bit of a bang, nothing much and no where near as loud as the noise his car is making.

"Knobhead, people are sleeping and you make all that noise"

I look over at him and asked him what he is going on about, reminded him of the previous time he gave me snidey comments when he walked past me which was about 4 yrs back. So he repeats what he said and I walked over towards him and stood next to his car.

Then tells me "to just walk off"
"no what you gonna do about it?"
"gonna hit me are you wearing your uniform"
"who said anything about hitting you, I want to know what's with the chip on your shoulder?"

He then comes out with this belter "look if you carry on threatenign me I'm going to phone the police" at this point I'm wondering what is going on with this guys head. Called him a dickhead, told him to sort his head out and phone the police, then he took my picture as I walked away. Unreal, some people have some serious issues and nothing better to do.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7596 on: January 28, 2012, 03:00:31 PM »
have you told your manager about it.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7597 on: January 28, 2012, 03:36:24 PM »
have you told your manager about it.

Straight on the phone to him and a neighbour was out saying he would back me up if needed. Said the guy has had run ins with others with his attitude.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7598 on: January 28, 2012, 03:44:02 PM »
Straight on the phone to him and a neighbour was out saying he would back me up if needed. Said the guy has had run ins with others with his attitude.

good stuff, looks like your covered there.
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Re: Things that wind you up irrationally...
« Reply #7599 on: January 28, 2012, 03:44:51 PM »
Mancs who start placing the 'Racist' tag everywhere after our win.


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