Author Topic: Things that wind you up irrationally... (Read 205358 times)

And Could He Play · « **Reply #10200 on:** March 22, 2012, 08:59:51 PM »

c*nts in bentleys

J-Mc- · « **Reply #10201 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:09:20 PM »

Tulisa's sex tape, why the fuss!?

It's a vid of her giving a (shite) blowjob, if it was her getting full on rammed up the shitter (Like I wish it was) then fair enough, but all this shite in the media over a shite blowjob?

Guess it's a slow news year eh?

Mouth · « **Reply #10202 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:14:19 PM »

Quote from: J-Mc- on March 22, 2012, 09:09:20 PM

Tulisa's sex tape, why the fuss!?

It's a vid of her giving a (shite) blowjob, if it was her getting full on rammed up the shitter (Like I wish it was) then fair enough, but all this shite in the media over a shite blowjob?

Guess it's a slow news year eh?

Umm in the very least its newsworthy, very newsworthy. I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd seen in a while, if for the consequences and nothing else. I wouldnt worry about missing out on the other stuff, I'll bet this is the tip of the iceberg, if she has done it once, well I bet there are more out there waiting to be sold.

Sr Harvest Fiields · « **Reply #10203 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:17:58 PM »

Jordans was shite. Pamela Andersons was shite. Paris Hiltons was shite. This slappers is shite. Christ only half decent one is that bird that used to be on neighbours and that was shite. Why do they make these? Obviously there are many more out there.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #10204 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 22, 2012, 09:17:58 PM

Jordans was shite. Pamela Andersons was shite. Paris Hiltons was shite. This slappers is shite. Christ only half decent one is that bird that used to be on neighbours and that was shite. Why do they make these? Obviously there are many more out there.

Carmen Electra's drunken lesbian threesome was good though, if difficult to find the full version

Mouth · « **Reply #10205 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 22, 2012, 09:17:58 PM

Christ only half decent one is that bird that used to be on neighbours and that was shite. Why do they make these? Obviously there are many more out there.

Kylie did a sex tape?

Why they do it and then pretend its not them is what gets me, Tulisa is or was claiming it wasnt her, but its fucking her, that made it all the funnier.

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #10206 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:33:31 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 22, 2012, 09:28:33 PM

Kylie did a sex tape?

Why they do it and then pretend its not them is what gets me, Tulisa is or was claiming it wasnt her, but its fucking her, that made it all the funnier.

Is it bad that i read the bit in bold and thought of:

stevedo · « **Reply #10207 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:33:33 PM »

Is it irrational to not know, nor care who the fuck you're all going on about?

AriGold · « **Reply #10208 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:33:44 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 22, 2012, 09:28:33 PM

Kylie did a sex tape?

Why they do it and then pretend its not them is what gets me, Tulisa is or was claiming it wasnt her, but its fucking her, that made it all the funnier.

Tulisa has said it was her. She made a video on youtube.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #10209 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:41:14 PM »

my sex tape wins, pm me.

Bennekov · « **Reply #10210 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:42:11 PM »

Not interested in watching your film of the one eyed avenger. Sorry mate...

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #10211 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:43:04 PM »

Quote from: J-Mc- on March 22, 2012, 09:09:20 PM

Tulisa's sex tape, why the fuss!?

It's a vid of her giving a (shite) blowjob, if it was her getting full on rammed up the shitter (Like I wish it was) then fair enough, but all this shite in the media over a shite blowjob?

Guess it's a slow news year eh?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Tulisa has a sex type?

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #10212 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:43:54 PM »

Kim Kardashian's wasn't bad.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #10213 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:44:42 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 22, 2012, 09:43:04 PM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Tulisa has a sex type?

It's a 'blowjob tape'. And looks a shite blowy.

I was disappoint.

stevedo · « **Reply #10214 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:44:46 PM »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 22, 2012, 09:41:14 PM

my sex tape wins, pm me.

Sticking your knob through a DVD and having a wank isn't "a sex tape", ACHP.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #10215 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 22, 2012, 09:43:54 PM

Kim Kardashian's wasn't bad.

It was shite.

There you go, I'm irrationally wound up that all the sex tapes of the fit ones are shite.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #10216 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:45:36 PM »

Quote from: stevedo on March 22, 2012, 09:44:46 PM

Sticking your knob through a DVD and having a wank isn't "a sex tape", ACHP.

it was an LP

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #10217 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:45:53 PM »

Quote from: J-Mc- on March 22, 2012, 09:45:05 PM

It was shite.

There you go, I'm irrationally wound up that all the sex tapes of the fit ones are shite.

Best of a bad bunch for me.

Sr Harvest Fiields · « **Reply #10218 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:51:00 PM »

Nah it was Lucy from Home and Away sorry. Cant remember her real name.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #10219 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 22, 2012, 09:43:04 PM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Tulisa has a sex type?

Fuck sake man you're slipping, I even knew about it. You'll be happy to know the guy has a massive shlong

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10220 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 22, 2012, 09:43:04 PM

Tulisa has a sex type?

Yep. She prefers black men.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #10221 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on March 22, 2012, 10:05:54 PM

Yep. She prefers black men.

8 game ban

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #10222 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:18:42 PM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 22, 2012, 09:51:00 PM

Nah it was Lucy from Home and Away sorry. Cant remember her real name.

Lucy from Home and Away?

Mouth · « **Reply #10223 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:33:05 PM »

Quote from: stevedo on March 22, 2012, 09:33:33 PM

Is it irrational to not know, nor care who the fuck you're all going on about?

Sometimes it the only way you ever know who these women are, you hear such and such did a sex tape, so you google out of filthy curiosity.

stevedo · « **Reply #10224 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 22, 2012, 10:33:05 PM

Sometimes it the only way you ever know who these women are, you hear such and such did a sex tape, so you google out of filthy curiosity.

*returns from Google

Meh.

Mouth · « **Reply #10225 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:54:22 PM »

Quote from: stevedo on March 22, 2012, 10:40:15 PM

*returns from Google

Meh.

At least you have seen Tulisa's nipple now

Lucho_LFC8 · « **Reply #10226 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:57:19 PM »

When at school your just writting a few sentences or what not and the person beside you nudges your arm and makes you make a mistake on the page

could punch people who do that! or if working in groups and making a group poster and some untidy bugger makes it look shitty

pisses me off so much but so sad inside

rob1408 · « **Reply #10227 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on March 22, 2012, 09:51:00 PM

Nah it was Lucy from Home and Away sorry. Cant remember her real name.

Do you mean Sally, played by Kate Ritchie ? Hers was okay, better than that chavy London riots girl.

Sr Harvest Fiields · « **Reply #10228 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:11:41 PM »

Quote from: rob1408 on March 22, 2012, 10:59:15 PM

Do you mean Sally, played by Kate Ritchie ? Hers was okay, better than that chavy London riots girl.

yeaaaaaaaaaa thats the one. Slag.

Hinesy · « **Reply #10229 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:28:04 PM »

We're done.