Author Topic: Things that wind you up irrationally... (Read 205394 times)

Renato · « **Reply #9200 on:** March 2, 2012, 09:52:52 PM »

Don't like it when people laugh at their own jokes before they even get to the punchline.

I feel like slitting my wrists every time I watch twats like Billy Connolly or even worse Michael fucking McIntyre. Just tell the bloody joke, if you're gonna laugh then just give yourself a golden star for being such a gift to mankind instead of ruining it.

Even worse is when people chuckle and you ask them "What's so funny?" and they respond "Nothing," Has gotten to the point where i hold some sort of immature grudge against the perpetrator until they redeem themselves.

Eileen · « **Reply #9201 on:** March 2, 2012, 09:56:45 PM »

I do both of those things. The chuckle then say nothing thing is because it's something I remembered and it would take ages to explain and it wouldn't even be funny to you so it'd be awkward and pointless.

lauz · « **Reply #9202 on:** March 2, 2012, 10:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 2, 2012, 09:56:45 PM

I do both of those things. The chuckle then say nothing thing is because it's something I remembered and it would take ages to explain and it wouldn't even be funny to you so it'd be awkward and pointless.

So do I, the former annoys me because half the time it's not funny.

stevedo · « **Reply #9203 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:05:07 PM »

Quote from: BRDispatch05 on March 2, 2012, 07:38:23 PM

I guess that would be the obvious thing to do, I need to be more assertive, I just hate any form of confrontation when it isn't neccesary, I just didn't think this would happen. But yea good point, even though it's usually around 11/12 at night and I'll probably be waking up my apt manager, it will prob get the point across quicker.

Post a blistering critique on RAWK, that'll show them.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9204 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:05:37 PM »

When I'm on RAWK and laugh and the mrs is there and I laugh, she always asks what's funny. But it invariably would take half an hour to explain and not be funny. So I say "nothing"

Barneylfc · « **Reply #9205 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:09:20 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 2, 2012, 11:05:37 PM

When I'm on RAWK and laugh and the mrs is there and I laugh, she always asks what's funny. But it invariably would take half an hour to explain and not be funny. So I say "nothing"

My missus would agree. Really gets on her nerves when she asks what I'm laughing at and I usually just say 'you wouldn't understand.'
The fuck am I telling her Carls sexploits. She'll be thinking she's missing out

stevedo · « **Reply #9206 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:15:11 PM »

Same. There's too much back story now to explain easily.

Renato · « **Reply #9207 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 2, 2012, 09:56:45 PM

I do both of those things. The chuckle then say nothing thing is because it's something I remembered and it would take ages to explain and it wouldn't even be funny to you so it'd be awkward and pointless.

I understand why people do it - I even do it meself sometimes (obviously i punish myself later with a few cracks of the whip, as you do) but it's one those irrational things that I just wish didn't exist.

Also, there are 2 variants. Those who don't explain their spontaneous laughter for convenience and the twats who only do it to get some attention. They can fuck right off. If I wanted to pay attention or talk to you I'd start up a conversation ffs. Dont just leave a cliffhanger and let me toil in wonder of what might have been if I had heard what could easily have been the funniest joke of all time of which I have now been deprived since you decided you'd rather remind me that you're still there for no particular reason.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9208 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:40:39 PM »

Quote from: cflyenraB on March 2, 2012, 11:09:20 PM

My missus would agree. Really gets on her nerves when she asks what I'm laughing at and I usually just say 'you wouldn't understand.'

mine doesn't get mad. She's been on a message board or two so knows there are in jokes. Plus she has facebook and does the same now and then.

Eileen · « **Reply #9209 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Renato on March 2, 2012, 11:38:53 PM

(obviously i punish myself later with a few cracks of the whip, as you do)

I agree btw.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9210 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:43:35 PM »

Ah you and I agree on the cliffhanger, Rennie.

I can't believe what I just heard!

What?

Oh, I can't say.

Then fuck the fuck off and jam it.

Eileen · « **Reply #9211 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:45:09 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 2, 2012, 11:43:35 PM

Ah you and I agree on the cliffhanger, Rennie.

I can't believe what I just heard!

What?

Oh, I can't say.

Then fuck the fuck off and jam it.

Facebook everyday. "So sad:'(" Someone asks them why, they go "I don't wanna discuss it on facebook." c*nts.

Mouth · « **Reply #9212 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:45:14 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 2, 2012, 11:40:39 PM

mine doesn't get mad. She's been on a message board or two so knows there are in jokes. Plus she has facebook and does the same now and then.

In honor of Paul, he is here is spirit........... she is laughing at something her boyfriend has said.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #9213 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:46:20 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 2, 2012, 11:05:37 PM

When I'm on RAWK and laugh and the mrs is there and I laugh, she always asks what's funny. But it invariably would take half an hour to explain and not be funny. So I say "nothing"

Have made that mistake on a few occasions, makes me look a right sad bastard, well a sadder bastard.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9214 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:46:31 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 2, 2012, 11:43:26 PM

I agree btw.

slow down, Eileen! You've got Gobias on the go, G.O.B. Waiting in the and now you want a third? It's quite the harem you're building!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #9215 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:47:29 PM »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on March 2, 2012, 11:46:20 PM

Have made that mistake on a few occasions, makes me look a right sad bastard, well a sadder bastard.

Apologies. I will try to post less.

Eileen · « **Reply #9216 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:48:28 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 2, 2012, 11:46:31 PM

slow down, Eileen! You've got Gobias on the go, G.O.B. Waiting in the and now you want a third? It's quite the harem you're building!

What so just cos I'm a woman I can't agree with something without being a slut? Is that what you're saying? It is isn't it? You sexist pig. Ugh.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9217 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 2, 2012, 11:45:14 PM

In honor of Paul, he is here is spirit........... she is laughing at something her boyfriend has said.

that's fine, I'm usually laughing at something my rawk girlfriends have said.

Speaking of, I have a 20 year old malt with your name on it, Carl.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9218 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:50:33 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 2, 2012, 11:48:28 PM

What so just cos I'm a woman I can't agree with something without being a slut? Is that what you're saying? It is isn't it? You sexist pig. Ugh.

me sexist? You need to back that shit up!

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #9219 on:** March 2, 2012, 11:50:48 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 2, 2012, 11:45:09 PM

Facebook everyday. "So sad:'(" Someone asks them why, they go "I don't wanna discuss it on facebook." c*nts.

Agreed. Fucking tossers.

People who moan at people who 'like' the status too. Don't fucking put it up if you don't want the attention you stupid whore.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #9220 on:** March 3, 2012, 12:15:40 AM »

Facebook is on the thinest of thin ice.

aggerdoo · « **Reply #9221 on:** March 3, 2012, 01:32:05 AM »

putting the key in the door and turning it the wrong fucking way

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9222 on:** March 3, 2012, 01:37:55 AM »

Quote from: aggerdoo on March 3, 2012, 01:32:05 AM

putting the key in the door and turning it the wrong fucking way

lefty Lucy is always juicy.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #9223 on:** March 3, 2012, 01:44:22 AM »

Was having a wank earlier and at the moment of climax when I opened my eyes who do I see on the telly, but worzel cockchops Justin Lee Collins, needless to say it ruined an otherwise perfectly good orgasm.

LuisLFC · « **Reply #9224 on:** March 3, 2012, 05:09:25 PM »

Have this over-opinionated twat of a friend who thinks the sun shines out his own arse, his opinion is the only one that matters, etc.
Winds me up to no end having a discussion or argument with him as he belittles any statement with justification made to try and make his own points seem superior.

Sits there and talks about how hockey and basketball aren't sports because one player can single-handedly win you a game on any given night but that baseball is the only true sport in North America... Feel like telling him to do one and get fucked

lauz · « **Reply #9225 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:20:19 PM »

I must of pissed somebody in my previus life off.

How did I manage to breed with the thickest twat ever? Seriously How???

L12 · « **Reply #9226 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:29:02 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:20:19 PM

I must of pissed somebody in my previus life off.

How did I manage to breed with the thickest twat ever? Seriously How???

Your kids will be happy about that.
Lower classes breed, middle classes have families don't ya know.

lauz · « **Reply #9227 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:32:16 PM »

Quote from: L12 on March 3, 2012, 07:29:02 PM

Your kids will be happy about that.
Lower classes breed, middle classes have families don't ya know.

the father is lower then the lowest class.

Mouth · « **Reply #9228 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:34:07 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:20:19 PM

I must of pissed somebody in my previus life off.

How did I manage to breed with the thickest twat ever? Seriously How???

Was he good at the sexy time?

lauz · « **Reply #9229 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:37:39 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 3, 2012, 07:34:07 PM

Was he good at the sexy time?

average.

L12 · « **Reply #9230 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:37:50 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:32:16 PM

the father is lower then the lowest class.

Sorry to hear that , really.

Lent§ · « **Reply #9231 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:38:16 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:37:39 PM

average.

Rules mouth out then

Eileen · « **Reply #9232 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:38:34 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:37:39 PM

average.

so what was it? charm?

Mouth · « **Reply #9233 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:43:21 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:37:39 PM

average.

Size? Performance?

Quote from: Lent§ on March 3, 2012, 07:38:16 PM

Rules mouth out then

Mediocre at best me.

lauz · « **Reply #9234 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:43:40 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on March 3, 2012, 07:38:34 PM

so what was it? charm?

Must of been, as whatever I liked about him was lost about 2 years ago.

L12 · « **Reply #9235 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:44:51 PM »

Ok lauz out with it what did he do that was so stupid.

lauz · « **Reply #9236 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:47:32 PM »

Quote from: L12 on March 3, 2012, 07:44:51 PM

Ok lauz out with it what did he do that was so stupid.

Moved in with his girlfriend, proposed to her last month...Phones me up today claiming he has no money for CSA, even though he got paid last week. because his lovely new fianci hasn't got a job. Strikes to me as she should of got a damn job before she moved out. Thick twats.

Mouth · « **Reply #9237 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:49:02 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:47:32 PM

Moved in with his girlfriend, proposed to her last month...Phones me up today claiming he has no money for CSA, even though he got paid last week. because his lovely new fianci hasn't got a job. Strikes to me as she should of got a damn job before she moved out. Thick twats.

His name isnt Paul is it?

lauz · « **Reply #9238 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on March 3, 2012, 07:49:02 PM

His name isnt Paul is it?

as far as i know he hasn't got his fianci up the duff yet.

also it actually took me 14 months to get any money out of him in the first place.

L12 · « **Reply #9239 on:** March 3, 2012, 07:52:49 PM »

Quote from: lauz on March 3, 2012, 07:47:32 PM

Moved in with his girlfriend, proposed to her last month...Phones me up today claiming he has no money for CSA, even though he got paid last week. because his lovely new fianci hasn't got a job. Strikes to me as she should of got a damn job before she moved out. Thick twats.
Am not familiar with CSA, is it through a court order? if it is go after him right away don't hold back.