Author Topic: How long does it take to drive 80 miles at 80MPH? (Read 1722 times)

exiledintheusa · « **on:** March 21, 2012, 10:21:13 PM »

http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx

rushyman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:50:26 PM »

Good fucking god

And she'll never ever believe shes wrong. Thats the part that kills you

DanFromMars · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:28:46 AM »

Has fake written all over it but you know... it's really not. Both my sisters are like that.

Cochise · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:34:52 AM »

What a thick twat. Like punchable thick.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:35:49 AM »

Quote from: DanFromMars on March 22, 2012, 02:28:46 AM

Has fake written all over it but you know... it's really not. Both my sisters are like that.

Math problem #1.

If female triplets are born on 1/1/1988 which one is the macho one?

Answers on a postcard, please.

Redwhiteandnotblue · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:46:06 AM »

Quote from: Big Red Richie on March 22, 2012, 02:35:49 AM

Math problem #1.

If female triplets are born on 1/1/1988 which one is the macho one?

Answers on a postcard, please.

The middle one. Middle children are usually loud attention-seekers.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:59:59 AM »

Just wack it in half.

I weep for humanity.... I am sure he is not with her for her brains.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:46:03 AM »

Should be tied to the tow-bar and dragged the 80 miles, fucking waste of atoms.

Chakan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:46:58 AM »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on March 22, 2012, 07:46:03 AM

Should be tied to the tow-bar and dragged the 80 miles, fucking waste of atoms.

Take 40 minutes to do that though.

BigDonga · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:52:20 AM »

Quote from: Chakan on March 22, 2012, 07:46:58 AM

Take 40 minutes to do that though.

Christ what kind of knot is he tying!

corkboy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2012, 12:59:29 PM »

I had a knock down drag out argument with about ten college educated friends of mine some years ago where they all insisted that if you stood on a weighing scales and raised one leg in the air (off the scales but not touching anything else) that the scales would register less weight.

adruk87 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:12:46 PM »

Quote from: corkboy on March 22, 2012, 12:59:29 PM

I had a knock down drag out argument with about ten college educated friends of mine some years ago where they all insisted that if you stood on a weighing scales and raised one leg in the air (off the scales but not touching anything else) that the scales would register less weight.

Well they would wouldn't they, thats obvious if you only have one foot on it.

Chakan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:15:31 PM »

Quote from: adruk87 on March 22, 2012, 01:12:46 PM

Well they would wouldn't they, thats obvious if you only have one foot on it.

And the argument begins a new!

Doogie · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:18:23 PM »

I remember having an arguement with a girl at uni who was adamant there were 52 states in the USA, even though there are 50 stars on the flag, and you get taught 50 states at school....but she wouldn't believe me.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:36:15 PM »

Quote from: adruk87 on March 22, 2012, 01:12:46 PM

Well they would wouldn't they, thats obvious if you only have one foot on it.

I need that "not sure if serious" picture.

Netherton Lad · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:37:55 PM »

Must have a tight muff because he aint banging her for her brains!

Kals · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:43:59 PM »

She's playing stupid. You can see it in her expression.

Some girls like to do this for some reason. There is a girl at my work who is exactly like this.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:19:32 PM »

If a hot air balloon pops and crashes to the ground, jump before it lands and you'll be OK.

Ferg · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:26:30 PM »

Thick bint.
(That said, I would.)

zjim · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:29:57 PM »

the thing is though I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about, every process that she goes through to find the answer just makes no sense at all

lucas21 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:35:33 PM »

The real idiot is the one driving, holding and making faces for the video camera

Effes · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:39:02 PM »

Quote from: Kals on March 22, 2012, 01:43:59 PM

She's playing stupid. You can see it in her expression.

Some girls like to do this for some reason. There is a girl at my work who is exactly like this.

Attention

JonnyDubb · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:41:18 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/q566ys0sqVQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/q566ys0sqVQ</a>

adruk87 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:52:10 PM »

Quote from: King Brian Blessed IX on March 22, 2012, 01:36:15 PM

I need that "not sure if serious" picture.

Rococo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:54:49 PM »

Quote from: exiledintheusa on March 21, 2012, 10:21:13 PM

http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx

She makes a few good points though

eAyeAddio · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Doogie on March 22, 2012, 01:18:23 PM

I remember having an arguement with a girl at uni who was adamant there were 52 states in the USA,

There are 50 states in the USA.
If anyone tells you different just ask them to list them.

eAyeAddio · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:44:50 PM »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on March 22, 2012, 02:19:32 PM

If a hot air balloon pops and crashes to the ground, jump before it lands and you'll be OK.

Were you a steward on the Hindenburg by any chance?

RedRabbit · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:47:45 PM »

My ex used to think that if a car was in front of you it was travelling faster even if the distance stayed the same.
She also thought travelling from Galway to Cork (North to south) was faster because you were travelling "down the map".

RedRabbit · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Netherton Lad on March 22, 2012, 01:37:55 PM

Must have a tight muff because he aint banging her for her brains!

Maybe he banged her brains out.

I would.

kitster · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Kals on March 22, 2012, 01:43:59 PM

She's playing stupid. You can see it in her expression.

Some girls like to do this for some reason. There is a girl at my work who is exactly like this.

It doesnt help that she looks like Jimmy Bullard though.

Bennekov · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:20:52 PM »

Ignorance is bliss. Having said that...... For F*cks sake!!! Get yer heads out yer arses and concentrate on something else than yer own little pond. FFS! No, Denmark is not the capital of Sweden or a state in the US. Wake up and smell the f*cking coffee ffs!