Has fake written all over it but you know... it's really not. Both my sisters are like that.
Math problem #1.If female triplets are born on 1/1/1988 which one is the macho one?Answers on a postcard, please.
My wife laughed so hard her tits shook.
Should be tied to the tow-bar and dragged the 80 miles, fucking waste of atoms.
Can I have Hard Dick please?
Take 40 minutes to do that though.
Rafa tried to buy everyone. In fact, Rafa spotted Messi as a dollop of sperm but couldn't get the money from H+G.
I had a knock down drag out argument with about ten college educated friends of mine some years ago where they all insisted that if you stood on a weighing scales and raised one leg in the air (off the scales but not touching anything else) that the scales would register less weight.
Well they would wouldn't they, thats obvious if you only have one foot on it.
Who wouldn't want to kick someone called Ferguson?
A big heart has space for everyone.
She's playing stupid. You can see it in her expression.Some girls like to do this for some reason. There is a girl at my work who is exactly like this.
I need that "not sure if serious" picture.
I remember having an arguement with a girl at uni who was adamant there were 52 states in the USA,
If a hot air balloon pops and crashes to the ground, jump before it lands and you'll be OK.
Must have a tight muff because he aint banging her for her brains!
I use body glide, find it much better than Vaseline
Most of your eyes are about as much use as Stevie Wonders binoculars....Even your ja ps eye is a busted flush
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