The way he's taking free-kicks sums him up and is a good example why I can't stand the guy. Everything is about him and everything is one big show for the camera. Missed a shot? Wait for the camera to pick you up, shake your head and look up into the sky. About to take a free-kick? Put down the ball, take three steps back and stay in a John-Wayne-like position with your head slightly tilted to signal that all the pressure is on you and you're the only one who can deal with it.
He's a very good footballer and you don't go scoring about a gazillion goals every season without being one. However, he is a massive, massive c*nt and to me he personifies everything that's wrong with modern commercialised football. Look at players like Messi, Nando or Villa. They're easily in Plastic Boy's class, but they're miles ahead of him as far as staying on the ground and staying a "normal" guy is concerned...