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Oh. Hello Roy.....
« on: June 29, 2010, 01:39:05 am »
Goodbye Stevie. Thanks for the (magnificant) memories. Shame a moronic section of our fanbase ripped into you last season, even though you were *still* one of our best players.

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Last updated June 29 2010 12:01AM

Roy Hodgson is expected to be in place as Liverpool manager on Thursday — and his first job will be to field formal offers for the club’s crown jewels, Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres.

Real Madrid have tabled a £20 million take-it-or-leave-it bid for the England captain, whom Liverpool value at £35 million.

Torres, the Spain striker, would cost in excess of £60 million, but Chelsea and Real are aware that Liverpool’s precarious financial situation allows the opportunity to acquire their players at knockdown prices. There were suggestions last night that the London club’s initial offer could be as low as £25 million.

Hodgson, 62, who took Fulham to the Europa League final last season, will be consulted over any decision to sell, but can expect to receive only a small proportion of any money raised.

Liverpool are expected to have to pay Fulham about £2 million in compensation for the services of Hodgson, who would also have been a candidate to become the next England manager should the Football Association decide to part company with Fabio Capello.

The Italian said yesterday that the FA wanted two weeks to think about his position, but by then Hodgson will be installed at Anfield.

Liverpool needed to act quickly because only Sammy Lee remains from Rafael Benítez’s coaching staff. Benítez left Anfield on June 3 by mutual agreement with a £6 million payoff.

Hodgson can expect a muted reception from the fans, especially since his appointment will raise questions about the future of Kenny Dalglish.

The former manager and club icon was charged by Christian Purslow, the managing director, with finding a successor to Benítez. After assessing the candidates, the Scot put himself forward for the job, despite a longstanding friendship with Hodgson.

Internal politics may be the least of Hodgson’s problems at Anfield, however. Despite Tom Hicks and George Gillett Jr, the co-owners, putting Liverpool up for sale in April, there is no buyer on the horizon. The club owe £351 million in loans, mainly to Royal Bank of Scotland, which is irritated with the Americans’ inability to sell.

Martin Broughton was brought in as chairman to oversee the sale, but Hicks’s asking price of £600-£800 million has caused a number of potential investors to walk away.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/premierleague/article2578501.ece

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8721942.stm
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Re: Oh. Hello Roy.....
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 01:41:13 am »
What a shame.

Cmon then roy lad, I won't blame you for anything.
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Re: Oh. Hello Roy.....
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 01:41:47 am »
Hey, looks like that shower of shite must have arrived from South Africa.

Too bad, the detraction of a crap England team was good while it lasted.

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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 01:41:59 am »
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Re: Oh. Hello Roy.....
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 01:42:30 am »
25 million for Torres. HA
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Re: Oh. Hello Roy.....
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2010, 01:43:40 am »
I'd accept 25m for Torres.... if they threw in Real Madrid

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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2010, 01:43:45 am »
Sack Rafa and bring in Hodgson. I'm speechless.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2010, 01:45:00 am »
I'd accept 25m for Torres.... if they threw in Real Madrid
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 01:45:14 am »
Sack Rafa and bring in Hodgson. I'm speechless.

Well who the fuck on the board knows anything about football?
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 01:47:19 am »
Well who the fuck on the board knows anything about football?
It doesn't take a genius to work out that replacing Rafa with Roy is a step backwards. Even clueless football fans know that.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 01:50:12 am »
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2010, 01:57:30 am »
The end is nigh!

Nah fuck that its here, its arrived, its over, its fucking over!

Wont last the season.
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 01:57:49 am »
Why do you all believe it?
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 01:57:58 am »
So that's what, 72 hours..ish. Seeing as 48 hours has lasted about a month, that's what...start of august that we can expect to hear something?
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 01:58:49 am »
Why do you all believe it?
Exactly what I was thinking?

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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 02:02:03 am »
There's only one thing to say really.

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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 02:02:58 am »
I'd also like to add that even if we end up with a new manager announced this week IT DOESN'T MATTER

Don't let them distract you from the 4th of July Rally. Keeping our aim solely focused on the owners, Purslow, Broughton, RBS and Standard Chartered is all that matters right now. Fuck everything else.
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 02:03:53 am »
You've got to laugh at the press sometimes. So Gerrard will go for £20 million and Torres for £25. But this is the same media claiming that Mascherano will leave for around £30 million. As much as I like Masch, those valuations seem a little off to me.

I believe that this speculation will reach fever pitch in the next two weeks to distract the public from the shambolic performance by England in South Africa. However, I would encourage everybody to take all these rumours with a pinch of salt.
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 02:05:13 am »
You've got to laugh at the press sometimes. So Gerrard will go for £20 million and Torres for £25. But this is the same media claiming that Mascherano will leave for around £30 million. As much as I like Masch, those valuations seem a little off to me.

I believe that this speculation will reach fever pitch in the next two weeks to distract the public from the shambolic performance by England in South Africa. However, I would encourage everybody to take all these rumours with a pinch of salt.
Fucking right. How better to mask the ineptitude of england than with hounding out more people from Liverpool. Heads up lads, eyes straight ahead. Let's face them head on.
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2010, 02:12:42 am »
Why do you all believe it?

Because it's all there. Read it. It spells it out, black and white. Hodgson's got the job, a price has been agreed for Gerrard, and someone somewhere will definitely buy Torres for a dream price that's right for them. What's not to believe?

Some fans are so greedy. 25m is a fair price for Torres. We'd even make a profit on him. It's not like Liverpool FC have a choice in the matter, the article clearly states that we're bankrupt, and we're willing to sell anyone for anything.

In fact, I'm in the process of bidding a fiver on Skittles myself. My house got robbed; I need some security, and he's gonna stand outside my door and glare menacingly at people.

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« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2010, 02:17:02 am »
No offence to Roy who comes across as a nice fella. But this is Liverpool FC we are talking about here.
Or should I say the death of Liverpool FC?

Fucking shambles.   :(

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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2010, 02:18:40 am »
On the plus side, Zamora could follow him here.

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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2010, 02:19:22 am »
6m for Benitez 2m for Hodgson sell Riera for 6 and we have a 14m to spend on a player.
Nice one you bunch of fucking jack asses.

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Re: Oh. Hello Roy.....
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2010, 02:25:17 am »
Why do you all believe it?
I agree. Next thing you know they'll be reporting that Rafa has gone..  ::)

Welcome to the fucking Twilight Zone mate.

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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2010, 02:26:02 am »
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2010, 02:26:02 am »
Load of bollocks IMO.

a load of media shite to take the focus away from Englands dissappointing world cup.

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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2010, 02:26:34 am »
Because it's all there. Read it. It spells it out, black and white. Hodgson's got the job, a price has been agreed for Gerrard, and someone somewhere will definitely buy Torres for a dream price that's right for them. What's not to believe?

Some fans are so greedy. 25m is a fair price for Torres. We'd even make a profit on him. It's not like Liverpool FC have a choice in the matter, the article clearly states that we're bankrupt, and we're willing to sell anyone for anything.

In fact, I'm in the process of bidding a fiver on Skittles myself. My house got robbed; I need some security, and he's gonna stand outside my door and glare menacingly at people. 
what we've gone back to believing everything the times write even if there's not a single quote to back them up? I can't help thinking i've missed something here?

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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2010, 02:26:49 am »
I agree. Next thing you know they'll be reporting that Rafa has gone..  ::)

Welcome to the fucking Twilight Zone mate.

The Hodgson bit ye fair enough.

Torres and Gerrard for a combined less than 50mill though?

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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2010, 02:28:53 am »
what we've gone back to believing everything the times write even if there's not a single quote to back them up? I can't help thinking i've missed something here?




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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2010, 02:29:25 am »
Who the fuck would pay for the Times website?

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« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2010, 02:30:39 am »
The World Cup is over. Steven Gerrard has run out of excuses for staying silent. Quit messing us about. If you are leaving, I'll be gutted but there's the door. If you are staying, man up, speak out and let us know what the fuck is going on. This is D day for Gerrard. Is he our best ever player? Or did he desert us when we need him most (although still being one of our finest ever)?
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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2010, 02:30:49 am »
Fuck sake it's too late! I didn't even read your last sentence  ::)

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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2010, 02:31:06 am »
The Hodgson bit ye fair enough.

Torres and Gerrard for a combined less than 50mill though?


Have you ever heard the term fire sale?

Them 2 wankers don't give a fucking rats shit. They will get their pretty dollars whilst putting us fucking mugs into deeper dept.
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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2010, 02:33:30 am »
There's only one thing to say really.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/1vfSk-6tIvo&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/1vfSk-6tIvo&amp;feature=related</a>


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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2010, 02:34:24 am »
whats the video?

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« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2010, 02:35:06 am »
New youtube format thingy doesn't support that type of embedding videos

Cheers mate.
Anyway around it?


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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2010, 02:36:07 am »
Everyone on here is just dying to rip into ANY new manager. Thats going to help no-one lads
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« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2010, 02:40:21 am »
Fuck sake it's too late! I didn't even read your last sentence  ::)

:)

But you did skim past the bit where I defended selling Torres at cost/marginal profit.

Don't mind me, mate, I've gone mad.

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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2010, 02:44:00 am »
Everyone on here is just dying to rip into ANY new manager. Thats going to help no-one lads
It's not the manager. Like I said he seems like a nice fella. But him replacing Rafa?
Would any of us have been happy at the end of 2008/9 season if this fucking nightmare scenario would have occurred then? 

Put these words in any order you like. Barrel, fucking, scraping, the.

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« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2010, 02:45:41 am »
fucking the scraping barrel

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