Author Topic: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator (Read 123746 times)

hassinator · « **Reply #120 on:** July 7, 2010, 05:02:39 PM »

yep but that's a teevee show and this is real life

Lent§ · « **Reply #121 on:** July 7, 2010, 06:40:23 PM »

Hass you live a boss life! I want in!

Lfsea · « **Reply #122 on:** July 7, 2010, 06:46:43 PM »

Quote from: Lents on July 7, 2010, 06:40:23 PM

Hass you live a boss life! I want in!

I think you'll find that I had first dibs.

Lent§ · « **Reply #123 on:** July 7, 2010, 06:47:16 PM »

Quote from: lfsea on July 7, 2010, 06:46:43 PM

I think you'll find that I had first dibs.

Damn! Bagsy second!

hassinator · « **Reply #124 on:** July 7, 2010, 07:00:45 PM »

tee hee. the best thing is that brooks mum has just sent him his birth certificate and he is in fact only 39 which means, of course, that we have to do it all again next summer

hassinator · « **Reply #125 on:** July 7, 2010, 08:19:16 PM »

hurt me. new take on an old beauty from those bad boys at visvim:

Mouth · « **Reply #126 on:** July 8, 2010, 03:11:45 AM »

Quote from: Lents on July 7, 2010, 06:40:23 PM

Hass you live a boss life! I want in!

Quote from: lfsea on July 7, 2010, 06:46:43 PM

I think you'll find that I had first dibs.

You can both have his lifestyle, he wont be needing it before long......

Quote from: hassinator on July 7, 2010, 08:42:28 AM

we due on august 4th. its my first and i am shitting myself

Well done

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #127 on:** July 8, 2010, 06:11:14 AM »

Quality Thread

hassinator · « **Reply #128 on:** July 8, 2010, 11:28:08 AM »

witness the fitness. one of the hotties from le weekend:

Lfsea · « **Reply #129 on:** July 8, 2010, 11:29:16 AM »

Quote from: hassinator on July 8, 2010, 11:28:08 AM

witness the fitness. one of the hotties from le weekend:

One hope, one quest baby...

hassinator · « **Reply #130 on:** July 8, 2010, 11:31:52 AM »

Quote from: lfsea on July 8, 2010, 11:29:16 AM

One hope, one quest baby...

my mate jamie is on the case. i will report back but we've just offered her the lead in the new video for pendulum

Ziltoid · « **Reply #131 on:** July 8, 2010, 01:24:20 PM »

Very nice, Hass. And congrats on the baby. Just had my 3rd at 40 - thank f.ck i know what to expect regards sleeping - currently getting about 5 hours a night.

Enjoy!

Mouth · « **Reply #132 on:** July 8, 2010, 03:08:54 PM »

Quote from: hassinator on July 8, 2010, 11:28:08 AM

witness the fitness. one of the hotties from le weekend:

You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?

Quote from: hassinator on July 8, 2010, 11:31:52 AM

my mate jamie is on the case. i will report back but we've just offered her the lead in the new video for pendulum

You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.

PeterJM · « **Reply #133 on:** July 8, 2010, 05:58:13 PM »

Phwoooooaarrrrr!!!!!!

Hass,How do I get chance to live just one day in HassWorld?

Lent§ · « **Reply #134 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 PM »

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

Chakan · « **Reply #135 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:26:42 PM »

Cor very nice!!

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #136 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:47:40 PM »

What a fuckin party! Looks like a festival.

You're an entertaining motherfucker Hass

Mouth · « **Reply #137 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:53:07 PM »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 PM

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

He's a fluffer.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #138 on:** July 8, 2010, 07:55:12 PM »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 PM

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

Binman

hassinator · « **Reply #139 on:** July 9, 2010, 09:07:32 AM »

Quote from: Lents on July 8, 2010, 07:25:42 PM

Hass, what's yer job mate?
If you don't mind me being a nosey fucker that is!

i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job. i got a lucky break at uni. my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint. our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and..... bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks. its all good. i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer

hassinator · « **Reply #140 on:** July 9, 2010, 09:08:42 AM »

Quote from: Mouth on July 8, 2010, 03:08:54 PM

You dirty peeping tom pervert! Got any more?You might have a shot at getting KH for that one.

tee hee. the band dig brunettes. is kh an actress/model or something? well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady. oh the joys of facebook.....

Mal · « **Reply #141 on:** July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 PM »

Quote from: hassinator on July 9, 2010, 09:07:32 AM

i commission music videos ie i tell the band/label/manager who should do the job. i got a lucky break at uni. my mate owed our landlord loads of money so started a record label to pay it off and called it skint. our landlord became fatboy slim; i did the videos and..... bango.

set up this company www.colonelblimp.com but left to set up a new one which launches in a couple of weeks. its all good. i'm having one of the best summers of my life though i'm guessing the impending arrival of the wee man is going to be a bit of a game changer

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

Lfsea · « **Reply #142 on:** July 9, 2010, 05:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Mal on July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 PM

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

For a very interesting insight into what Hass has done, read the 'great music videos' thread.

Mal · « **Reply #143 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 05:45:44 PM

For a very interesting insight into what Hass has done, read the 'great music videos' thread.

Cheers, I just did. Blimey.

I've often wondered what kind of lovedup & blessed existence Mr Hass had in order to have the funds & lifestyle for some of the clothing he has professed to own.

Now I know.

Lfsea · « **Reply #144 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 PM »

Quote from: Mal on July 9, 2010, 06:03:59 PM

Cheers, I just did. Blimey.

I've often wondered what kind of lovedup & blessed existence Mr Hass had in order to have the funds & lifestyle for some of the clothing he has professed to own.

Now I know.

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

Lent§ · « **Reply #145 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 PM

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

I'm lazy, link to the thread?

Lfsea · « **Reply #146 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Lents on July 9, 2010, 06:12:34 PM

I'm lazy, link to the thread?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=253467.msg6597054#msg6597054

Lazy bastard.

Lent§ · « **Reply #147 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:14:36 PM

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=253467.msg6597054#msg6597054

Lazy bastard.

Cheers, and yes i am

Mal · « **Reply #148 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on July 9, 2010, 06:08:42 PM

Makes you sick, doesn't it?

Well... yes it does

Especially when you see (above) the quality of woman he's forced to spend his weekends with...

Lfsea · « **Reply #149 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Lents on July 9, 2010, 06:16:16 PM

Cheers, and yes i am

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #150 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 PM »

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

Party Phil · « **Reply #151 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:27:40 PM »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 PM

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #152 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:44:46 PM »

Maybe he could get me a job in a recording studio and I can work my way down from there.

Mouth · « **Reply #153 on:** July 9, 2010, 06:54:36 PM »

Quote from: hassinator on July 9, 2010, 09:08:42 AM

tee hee. the band dig brunettes. is kh an actress/model or something? well up for getting mates involved.

will see if i can get some more snaps of this lovely lady. oh the joys of facebook.....

I dont know, she likes taking pics of herself though, but I just know she likes Pendulum so was just messing about

might be worth a casting couch spin though

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 PM

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Speak for yourself, he is damn lucky I even acknowledge he exists.

hassinator · « **Reply #154 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 PM »

Quote from: Mal on July 9, 2010, 05:34:05 PM

So.... Just to clarify. You did the videos for Praise You & Weapon of Choice?

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

hassinator · « **Reply #155 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Party Phil on July 9, 2010, 06:27:40 PM

Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like Hassinator. Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog. They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

terrifyingly close to the truth. i run my own independent companies though. skin flicks will be up and running from the 19th july. will link you up. we're going to focus on doing the interesting music from now on. well what i consider interesting. i have very focused tastes

hassinator · « **Reply #156 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on July 9, 2010, 06:18:19 PM

to be honest I doubted Hass at the start thinking what would a successful music video producer and all round media guru be doing on here with us worthless surfs.

Now its all coming together.

because i LOVE lfc and the level 3 thread that used to be on here is the best thing i've ever read on the internet.

royhendo rules. if you ever get the chance to go for a pint with the man grab it with both hands.

MidwestWool · « **Reply #157 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:46:21 PM »

The pint orrr...

hassinator · « **Reply #158 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:54:46 PM »

Quote from: Silent...Violet... on July 11, 2010, 04:46:21 PM

The pint orrr...

what you do in your own time is your own affair big man.

Lent§ · « **Reply #159 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:55:02 PM »

Quote from: hassinator on July 11, 2010, 04:39:26 PM

indeed. and 'where's your head at?' for basement jaxx. i'm very hungover now but will try to remember some other bangers when my brain comes back on line. i've done all the fatboy slim videos. i did the beni benassi 'satisfaction' video and also the eric prydz 'call on me'. lots of fun. i actually had to help oil the girld up in the former.

I dunno if i hate you or not!

Nice one mate!