Author Topic: Man U (2) v Liverpool (1) - 21/03/10 - Commentary & Post Match Handwringing (Read 94454 times)

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:37:42 pm »

Dangerous by the Mancs there. They have the ball again. tgerrible mistake. And here's Gerrard moving forward. Kuyt!!GOAL!!!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:37:49 pm »

TORRES!!!GOAL!!!

Branno · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:38:01 pm »

Yeeeeeeassss get the fuck in there !!!!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:38:09 pm »

From Kuyt to the right. GREAT BALL IN !!!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:38:15 pm »

GOOOOOOOAAALLLLLL! WHAT A CROSS BY KUYT TO FIND TORRES IN THE BOX, WHO HEADS IT PAST VAN DER SAR INTO THE NET!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:39:07 pm »

Dangerous now. We need to hold them.Goal came from a terrible mistake in their middle. Webb immediately comes back with a suspect freekick to the Mancs in a dangerous position.

Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆ · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:39:10 pm »

Quote from: Branno on March 21, 2010, 01:37:34 pm

Cant beleive Rooney is wearing gloove...tart !

Just the one?

Who is he, Michael Jackson or on previous exploits Tiger Woods...

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:39:19 pm »

Nani with a shit ball in. Easily cleared.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:39:29 pm »

Gerrard charges down the centre and slides the ball to his right to Kuyt. Kuyt hits it first time into the box, and Torres heads it in as cool as you please. Couldn't have asked for a better start!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:39:51 pm »

Mancs attack with Valencia down the right. Easily cleared. Maxi in the middle has space. It's moved to the right, then back infield from Johnson

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:40:21 pm »

Vidic gets it. Rooney goes down like a sack of shite. Whines at the referee.Nice challenge Carra. Ha ha.Never broke the twats leg though..

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:40:47 pm »

First controversy, a blood and thunder challenge by Carra on Rooney. Carra's not doing himself any favours by throwing his arms into the air and yelling. Pack it in and get on with the game!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:40:54 pm »

Neville hobbles around and does fuck all the twat.Rooney dimps it and turns. Gets lucky.Then a totally wank shot from the 'white pele'

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:41:38 pm »

Just to make it clear, Liverpool are attacking from right to left.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:41:39 pm »

Liverpool get it up the pitch and win a corner

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:42:24 pm »

Short corner. Gerrard puts it in. Webb gives freekick for an offside. Was an offside(!)

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:43:21 pm »

mancs at the back. Get it forward. And Webb gives a penalty. And a yellow card for Masch. Wasn't a penalty. If it was a foul - it's well outside. What a shock.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:43:37 pm »

I knew it, a penalty to the Mancs after Insua gives the ball away to Valencia, who is brought down by Masch. Yellow to Masch.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #58 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:44:00 pm »

Questions were quite rightly raised against Webb and this proves that people had things to worry about. Never a penalty in a million years.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #59 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:44:15 pm »

Come on Reina.

Reina dives to his left and saves, but Rooney knocks in the rebound. 12th minute, 1-1.

24/7 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:44:23 pm »

Knobhead stayed upright long enough to fall down in the area - HE should be booked for cheating the lino

Fucking Webb - he needs to relearn his trade

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:45:52 pm »

Rooney takes the penalty. Reina does well and saves. Rooney tucks away the rebound.

Usual fixed game for Manchester United. I predicted before the game that Webb would give a pen to the Mancs and that Gerrard or Masch would be sent off.

Ferguson going fucking bananas at the 4th official - demanding that Masch should have been sent off. I'm sure Ferguson will have to answer to the FA for that.

Dubious penalty.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:46:17 pm »

Commentators discussing a bizarre incident where Torres scuffs the penalty spot in a fit of anger before the penalty was taken. As far as I can tell, no action was taken against Torres.

Dear God, please don't let this be a reverse of our win.

Branno · « **Reply #63 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:46:38 pm »

Pepe goes to his left and saves the pen but Granny fucker knocks in the re bound !

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #64 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:46:56 pm »

Rafa with a smile on his face. He knows how fixed these things are.

Mancs go down the Right.. But then lose it infield

Webb gives a freekick to Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #65 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:47:36 pm »

Liverpool start again. But it's poor and the Mancs come forward happy in the knowledge it's 14 v 11

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #66 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:48:21 pm »

maxi on the left. Goes back to Insua. Switched forward to Torres, then out wide. Good football this.

But then given away. Throw to the cheats.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #67 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:48:53 pm »

Replay shown again. Never a penalty. Webb with yet another suspect penalty for Manchester United at Old Trafford.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #68 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:49:11 pm »

And I'm handing over commentary to Branno..

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #69 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:51:17 pm »

I am quite frankly shocked that Webb hasn't sent off Masch, given the Vermaelen red yesterday. Still there's plenty of time to repay his debt to Demento.

Gerrard with a slide rule pass to Torres in the box, Van Der Sar collects the ball and accuses Torres of something, the dutch bastard.

Branno · « **Reply #70 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:51:44 pm »

Quote from: Andy@Allerton on March 21, 2010, 01:49:11 pm

And I'm handing over commentary to Branno..

Cheers mate..17 Stevo nealy puts Torres through. Van der Saar come out and cleans up

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #71 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:52:27 pm »

Webb has been as bent as I suspected.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #72 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:53:35 pm »

Andy do you think Torres is the one we should be worrying about keeping a cool head instead of Masch? He's been involved in at least three 'controversial' incidents by the count of the commentators.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #73 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:53:42 pm »

Should have been a booking for Carrick. Shocking Challenge. Webb sees it and doesn't book him. Rafa looks a bit miffed.

All you expect from Manchester United is thugs and cheats. And that's what we've got again today.

Same old, same old.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #74 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:54:51 pm »

Finn, see what you're saying that mate. Yes it's concerning me. He was annoyed in the incident that led to Masch going off. He looks annoyed and will have the shit kicked out of him - with the referee, obviously going along with it.

Branno · « **Reply #75 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:55:29 pm »

20 Torres cross cleared for a corner which VDS cleans up. Seems like the game has settled own now after a frantic start

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #76 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:56:09 pm »

Jesus Christ Park was unmarked in the box following a Valencia cross, luckily the ball bounces off his head and out.

Branno · « **Reply #77 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:56:35 pm »

23 Park crosses for Valencia...glancing header abour 2 ft wide of the angle

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #78 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:57:05 pm »

Torres is fuming. Sky as usual don't show a replay of that 'offside' (Which goes against the mancs - this is a usual trick they play) so you have to assume it wasn't. They don't want to be upsetting their club now will they?

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #79 on:** March 21, 2010, 01:57:59 pm »

Torres is booked after he accuses Park (Rightly) of diving and whining.

Like there has ever been a Manc player that didn't dive or whine? Ha ha ha. The idea makes me laugh