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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4360 on: June 3, 2012, 12:25:17 PM »
Impressive how many of the holier than thou Journos took off after the allegations. Very telling as well.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4361 on: June 3, 2012, 01:46:27 PM »
Messi's starting to show some of his Barcelona form for Argentina.

Hopefully he can put to bed that myth that he's only that good because of his Barca team mates.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4362 on: June 3, 2012, 02:36:45 PM »
5 goals in the last 3 games for Argentina now.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4363 on: June 3, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »
Says 2011/2012 season.

Hes got 28 assists this season not 136!
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4364 on: June 3, 2012, 04:06:48 PM »
Hes got 28 assists this season not 136!

Yes, thank you, I know. I corrected myself on the last page as well:

Yeah, it doesn't sit right with me. Barcelona only scored 35 goals in the CL, so Leo can't possibly have 37 assists. Must be a mistake on Barcelona's homepage then.

On his Wikipedia site, it says he has a total of 28 assists this season. 15 in the league, 4 in the cup, 5 in the CL, 2 in the Supercup, 1 in the Super Cup and 1 in the Club World Cup. Makes a lot more sense, that.

Not sure how the counting system on the fcbarcelona website works.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4365 on: June 3, 2012, 04:12:27 PM »
Yes, thank you, I know. I corrected myself on the last page as well:


I'm keeping you people in line. Anymore of these wild stat remarks and the whole world will start falling apart
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4366 on: June 3, 2012, 06:02:37 PM »
I'm keeping you people in line. Anymore of these wild stat remarks and the whole world will start falling apart

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4367 on: June 4, 2012, 03:19:17 AM »
He was so good the other night, he has a brilliant partnership with Aguero.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4368 on: June 4, 2012, 03:24:21 AM »
Leo apparently confirming the pregnancy rumours after a goal against Ecuador last night:



He's pregnant ?  Is there anything he cannot do ?
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4369 on: June 4, 2012, 10:11:13 AM »
He's pregnant ?  Is there anything he cannot do ?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Well done. I wouldn't put it past him.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4370 on: June 4, 2012, 02:51:20 PM »
He's pregnant ?  Is there anything he cannot do ?

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4371 on: June 9, 2012, 09:16:15 PM »
Switched over at HT in the Germany/Portugal game and he scored two in the space of 3 minutes I think.

Just unbelievable this guy is.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4372 on: June 9, 2012, 09:19:14 PM »
what channels it on?
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4373 on: June 9, 2012, 09:19:38 PM »
ESPN.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4374 on: June 9, 2012, 09:21:13 PM »
cheers.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4375 on: June 9, 2012, 09:49:07 PM »
Stunning hattrick goal

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4376 on: June 9, 2012, 09:49:21 PM »
Oh my god, what a goal for the hat trick

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4377 on: June 9, 2012, 09:49:34 PM »
Fcking hell Messi. Amazing strike for his hat trick goal

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4378 on: June 9, 2012, 09:50:30 PM »
Best player ever. End of.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4379 on: June 9, 2012, 09:51:48 PM »
Fuck me, I should've gone to this game.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4380 on: June 9, 2012, 09:53:29 PM »
never ceases to amaze
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4381 on: June 9, 2012, 09:56:00 PM »
Brilliant goals.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4382 on: June 9, 2012, 09:59:05 PM »
Anyone got links for them?

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4383 on: June 9, 2012, 09:59:13 PM »
Utterly ridiculous.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4384 on: June 9, 2012, 10:02:11 PM »
 :o

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4385 on: June 9, 2012, 10:03:57 PM »
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4386 on: June 9, 2012, 10:04:04 PM »
Goal of the season already lol

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4388 on: June 9, 2012, 10:05:22 PM »
Messi your just too fucking good

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4389 on: June 9, 2012, 10:06:31 PM »
The third one! WHAT THE FUCK!

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4390 on: June 9, 2012, 10:07:44 PM »
Doesnt he need a rest yet !!???

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Re: Lionel Messi
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4392 on: June 9, 2012, 10:10:03 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GHAPCoRz4Nw

Absolutely stunning!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/GHAPCoRz4Nw" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/GHAPCoRz4Nw</a>

He's a freak.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4393 on: June 9, 2012, 10:16:15 PM »
That third one. Fucking hell.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4394 on: June 9, 2012, 10:46:29 PM »
Haha he is getting even better all the time! Scoring the winner against his rivals like that as well.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4395 on: June 9, 2012, 10:54:10 PM »
That's just silly.

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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4396 on: June 9, 2012, 10:55:15 PM »
I really hope he carries this form on in the next two years and into the world cup. Badly want him to get the "he's not done it with Argentina" monkey off his back 
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4397 on: June 9, 2012, 10:56:49 PM »
I really hope he carries this form on in the next two years and into the world cup. Badly want him to get the "he's not done it with Argentina" monkey off his back

He'll be 27, the *peak* of a player, will be in Brazil, it will be beautiful
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4398 on: June 9, 2012, 11:04:21 PM »
What an unbelievable talent.
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Re: Lionel Messi
« Reply #4399 on: June 9, 2012, 11:09:12 PM »
All goals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww7TENIsWE0&feature=youtu.be

That third one...

Absolutely unreal. I won't see another player as special as him in my lifetime. Doubt my kids will either.
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