Author Topic: Lionel Messi (Read 258035 times)

Hazell · « **Reply #4200 on:** April 11, 2012, 11:35:16 AM »

Quote from: west_london_red on April 11, 2012, 11:07:15 AM

I suspect its all to do with nationality.

And his fierce need to protect his reputation as the best ever player. He does seem threatened by his crown being stolen. Of course, in some people's eyes, it already as been.

Vidocq · « **Reply #4201 on:** April 11, 2012, 11:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Hazell on April 11, 2012, 11:35:16 AM

And his fierce need to protect his reputation as the best ever player. He does seem threatened by his crown being stolen. Of course, in some people's eyes, it already as been.

yup, i'm afraid he's going to die in pain

scatman · « **Reply #4202 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »

he's just an old man with erection problems whose only thing he has now is being the best footballer ever, i think he now realises he's no longer the best footballer, it is to Messi's credit that Pele can't stop talking about him.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #4203 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:32:11 PM »

Pele's a mixture of senile, bitter, egotistical and just plain wrong. Has been for years.

Being a great player does not make you a great judge of players.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #4204 on:** April 11, 2012, 02:51:45 PM »

rowan_d · « **Reply #4205 on:** April 11, 2012, 02:54:04 PM »

Quote from: stmichael on April 11, 2012, 02:51:45 PM

Look at that first touch. Fuck off, its not fair

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #4206 on:** April 11, 2012, 03:44:58 PM »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 11, 2012, 12:32:11 PM

Pele's a mixture of senile, bitter, egotistical and just plain wrong. Has been for years.

Being a great player does not make you a great judge of players.

It's cos his cock don't work, innay.

Vidocq · « **Reply #4207 on:** April 14, 2012, 12:00:57 AM »

"My God, that is just stupid," Maradona said. "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet."

Il Capitano · « **Reply #4208 on:** April 14, 2012, 12:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 14, 2012, 12:00:57 AM

"My God, that is just stupid," Maradona said. "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet."

What a fucking come back that is.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #4209 on:** April 14, 2012, 12:46:15 AM »

Maradona's ace to be fair. Can't wait to see what Pele has in reply.

LuisLFC · « **Reply #4210 on:** April 14, 2012, 12:50:39 AM »

Would be even better if Neymar and Messi came out and said now now children, we're both good players so you need to shut up.

Endoe · « **Reply #4211 on:** April 14, 2012, 05:43:06 AM »

Must be hard for a Brazilian to admit an Argentine the best in the world. Can be the only explanation.

BazC · « **Reply #4212 on:** April 14, 2012, 02:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 14, 2012, 12:00:57 AM

"My God, that is just stupid," Maradona said. "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet."

That's epic.

buzzing · « **Reply #4213 on:** April 14, 2012, 02:59:22 PM »

Quote from: El_Pistolero on April 14, 2012, 12:46:15 AM

Maradona's ace to be fair. Can't wait to see what Pele has in reply.

Will have to first take the viagra popping twat away from the goats to get a word in

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #4214 on:** April 14, 2012, 03:02:30 PM »

Quote from: buzzing on April 14, 2012, 02:59:22 PM

Will have to first take the viagra popping twat away from the goats to get a word in

That was Garricha

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #4215 on:** April 14, 2012, 03:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 14, 2012, 12:00:57 AM

"My God, that is just stupid," Maradona said. "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet."

Bravo Maradona.

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #4216 on:** April 14, 2012, 03:04:01 PM »

I fucking love Maradona.

medley · « **Reply #4217 on:** April 14, 2012, 03:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Tomaldinho on April 14, 2012, 03:02:30 PM

That was Garricha

A brilliant player and yet what he will be remembered for is being a raging alcoholic, having with a very large penis, and having intercourse with a goat

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #4218 on:** April 14, 2012, 04:04:04 PM »

Quote from: medley on April 14, 2012, 03:43:02 PM

A brilliant player and yet what he will be remembered for is being a raging alcoholic, having with a very large penis, and having intercourse with a goat

But still a great footballer first and foremost.

buzzing · « **Reply #4219 on:** April 14, 2012, 04:16:48 PM »

Quote from: medley on April 14, 2012, 03:43:02 PM

A brilliant player and yet what he will be remembered for is being a raging alcoholic, having with a very large penis, and having intercourse with a goat

Didn't he also beat/kill is mother in law..something like that anyway

medley · « **Reply #4220 on:** April 14, 2012, 04:24:12 PM »

Quote from: buzzing on April 14, 2012, 04:16:48 PM

Didn't he also beat/kill is mother in law..something like that anyway

He smashed into a truck at over 50mph at night, spinning the car 3 times.

Both him and the truck driver were at fault. Garrincha was driving without his headlights on at 50mph at night and the truck driver fled the scene straight afterwards. He denied that he was drunk at the time and the police left it at that, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was.

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #4221 on:** April 14, 2012, 04:27:59 PM »

Was his Mother in Law, wasn't it?

aditya0912 · « **Reply #4222 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:02:48 AM »

Strike-rate more than 50 per season under Pep now. Insane

Vidocq · « **Reply #4223 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:18:07 AM »

to be honest Pele is a fool..Neymar isnt even best brazilian player. Best brazilian player is Alves atm

Rohit · « **Reply #4224 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:26:12 AM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 15, 2012, 12:18:07 AM

to be honest Pele is a fool..Neymar isnt even best brazilian player. Best brazilian player is Alves atm

I think brazilians would argue otherwise. Alves has failed to produce his barca form for brazil anyway and neymar is really that good.

aditya0912 · « **Reply #4225 on:** April 15, 2012, 07:53:58 AM »

Quote from: Rohit on April 15, 2012, 01:26:12 AM

I think brazilians would argue otherwise. Alves has failed to produce his barca form for brazil anyway and is neymar really that good.

Fixed it for you

Vidocq · « **Reply #4226 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Rohit on April 15, 2012, 01:26:12 AM

I think brazilians would argue otherwise. Alves has failed to produce his barca form for brazil anyway and neymar is really that good.

Messi has failed to produce his barca form too for argentina

socrates the sophist · « **Reply #4227 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 15, 2012, 03:12:47 PM

Messi has failed to produce his barca form too for argentina

Neymar has failed to produce his Santos form for Brazil!!

scatman · « **Reply #4228 on:** April 17, 2012, 08:52:51 AM »

Quote from: medley on April 14, 2012, 03:43:02 PM

A brilliant player and yet what he will be remembered for is being a raging alcoholic, having with a very large penis, and having intercourse with a goat

funnily knew a lad from brazil who lost his virginity to a pig, he thought it was the norm, of course he knew he wasnt once he told everyone here haha

doc_antonio · « **Reply #4229 on:** April 17, 2012, 09:01:23 AM »

Quote from: scatman on April 17, 2012, 08:52:51 AM

funnily knew a lad from brazil who lost his virginity to a pig, he thought it was the norm, of course he knew he wasnt once he told everyone here haha

libby_lfc · « **Reply #4230 on:** April 17, 2012, 10:50:45 AM »

Quote from: doc_antonio on April 17, 2012, 09:01:23 AM

That is exactly the reaction I had...

sinnermichael · « **Reply #4231 on:** April 17, 2012, 12:30:05 PM »

rumours that his missus is up the duff.

if it's a boy barca need to sign him up

doc_antonio · « **Reply #4232 on:** April 17, 2012, 01:17:16 PM »

Quote from: stmichael on April 17, 2012, 12:30:05 PM

rumours that his missus is up the duff.

if it's a boy barca need to sign him up

even if its a girl she'll be better than C.Ronaldo.

Antics · « **Reply #4233 on:** April 17, 2012, 01:24:50 PM »

Heard Liverpool Have a pre-contract in place for the lad. Good to see the club moving quickly.

HéroElAumento · « **Reply #4234 on:** April 17, 2012, 02:27:46 PM »

Quote from: stmichael on April 17, 2012, 12:30:05 PM

rumours that his missus is up the duff.

if it's a boy barca need to sign him up

Those rumours were denied by Antonella's father.

Such a shame, I'd love to see a mini-Messi.

El_Pelusa_10 · « **Reply #4235 on:** April 17, 2012, 03:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Vidocq on April 14, 2012, 12:00:57 AM

"My God, that is just stupid," Maradona said. "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet."

Great quote from Diego...... Great man for the one liners.....

Brentie · « **Reply #4236 on:** April 17, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »

Quote from: El_Pelusa_10 on April 17, 2012, 03:04:10 PM

Great quote from Diego...... Great man for the one liners.....

Great man for everything.

El_Pelusa_10 · « **Reply #4237 on:** April 17, 2012, 03:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Brentie on April 17, 2012, 03:16:43 PM

Great man for everything.

As my avatar suggests.... I agree

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #4238 on:** May 2, 2012, 08:52:14 PM »

68 for the season. I repeat 68 goals in one season.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #4239 on:** May 2, 2012, 08:54:22 PM »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on May 2, 2012, 08:52:14 PM

68 for the season. I repeat 68 goals in one season.

just unreal that, didnt realise they was playing, hatrick, fucking hell.