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Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« on: January 31, 2010, 11:36:32 AM »
What an embarrassment to the human species this man is.
Football has reached the ninth gate of farce and pathetic, unbelievable trite nonsense. It's supposed to be a game and it's turned into pantomime, hype, quilts and bellends.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 11:55:59 AM »
He has just come out with a classic!

"You should talk about your own team rather than other players and managers"

"Paul Robinson is the best in the Prem at putting the ball on peoples feet, better than any outfield player"

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 12:01:52 PM »
How has he managed to crawl out of Mr. Ferguson's arse.
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 12:17:09 PM »
I never liked him much when he was at Bolton (but not to the extent of some of the hatred he was shown here) but I thought his actions last year showed him up for the small minded prick that he is.
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
What an embarrassment to the human species this man is.

Bet he stinks of ale looked badly hung over, blood shot eyes the c*nt.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 12:18:51 PM »
Sam for England manager...
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 12:29:44 PM »
Can't stand the bucket headed c*nt.
those people were scared off by the distress chatter and the organised internet terrorism campaign that was directed against people involved.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 12:33:17 PM »
Bet he stinks of ale looked badly hung over, blood shot eyes the c*nt.

those people were scared off by the distress chatter and the organised internet terrorism campaign that was directed against people involved.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 12:37:43 PM »
I hope his death his a grizzly one, where he chokes on his wrigleys spearmint and his giant head explodes

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 12:42:08 PM »

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 12:43:32 PM »
Sam for England manager...

And Sir Harry as an assistant manager. What a combination!

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 12:48:34 PM »
Fairly honest assessment there from the Dudley dumbfuck.
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2010, 06:45:05 PM »


Superb - Laughing head off at that one.

Well played Sir!
Can we just let Paul Merson manage a team again just for shits and giggles.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2010, 06:59:16 PM »
absolute know nothing wanker, but his assessment of our season so far was pretty damn accurate to be fair. i was quite suprised to see him not totally resort to the 2 man team bollocks.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2010, 07:05:59 PM »

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2010, 07:50:53 PM »
absolute know nothing wanker, but his assessment of our season so far was pretty damn accurate to be fair. i was quite suprised to see him not totally resort to the 2 man team bollocks.

what did he say?
"Clubs have virtually been destroyed by people making bad decisions."

You're not fucking wrong, Roy. There was one in particular in the summer which you might remember.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2010, 07:53:56 PM »
what did he say?

Hard to get by when you lose key players and pick up a bad result. Follow that up with a few more injuries things go against you. Was surprising he said it, but not like it makes up for his cock sucking of fergie.
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2010, 08:00:32 PM »
Hard to get by when you lose key players and pick up a bad result. Follow that up with a few more injuries things go against you. Was surprising he said it, but not like it makes up for his cock sucking of Mr Alex Ferguson.

wow, who kidnapped sam allardyce??
"Clubs have virtually been destroyed by people making bad decisions."

You're not fucking wrong, Roy. There was one in particular in the summer which you might remember.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2010, 08:02:17 PM »
wow, who kidnapped sam allardyce??

Docs slipped him a few extra strong painkillers, fat shit doesn't know what day it is. He actually said he only carried on managing on doctors advice.
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2010, 08:16:03 PM »
Interviewer : "Sam in less than 1000 words, what club do you manage now ?"

Allardyce : ....1500 words later...."and so to answer the question Blackburn".

The fucker won't use 1 word when he can speak nonsense and use 1000.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2010, 08:22:15 PM »
Sam for England Captain!
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2010, 08:28:25 PM »

I always thought that Admiral Ackbar looks a lot more like Marlon Harewood.......
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2010, 08:49:25 PM »
I always thought that Admiral Ackbar looks a lot more like Marlon Harewood.......

Racist.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2010, 08:52:44 PM »
Racist.

The Mon Calamarians are up in arms about this slur!
Football has reached the ninth gate of farce and pathetic, unbelievable trite nonsense. It's supposed to be a game and it's turned into pantomime, hype, quilts and bellends.

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2010, 08:58:06 PM »
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #25 on: February 1, 2010, 05:48:01 AM »
I always thought that Admiral Ackbar looks a lot more like Marlon Harewood.......

No Marlon Harewood looks like this guy on the left hand side:



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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #26 on: February 1, 2010, 01:42:07 PM »

Chet!
No Marlon Harewood looks like this guy on the left hand side:
Spot on. It was on Football365 as well

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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #27 on: February 1, 2010, 01:50:09 PM »
The Mon Calamarians are up in arms about this slur!

Brilliant Andy  ;D

Always thought he looked like this...



He has just come out with a classic!

"You should talk about your own team rather than other players and managers"

 :lmao

Couldn't make that up. What a twat he is.
« Last Edit: February 1, 2010, 01:53:38 PM by Paul JH »
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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #28 on: February 1, 2010, 01:57:18 PM »
Sam, by using only your hands, show a connection between the importance of your career and the size of your cock


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Re: Allardyce on Goals on Sunday..
« Reply #29 on: February 1, 2010, 02:33:09 PM »
 ;D
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