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Ravel Morrison
« on: November 14, 2009, 07:08:32 PM »
Anyone know why Capello didn't pick him tonight?
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 07:09:58 PM »
Henry, is that you?
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 07:10:32 PM »
Didn;t want him to embarass the rest of the players

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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 07:12:35 PM »
Henry, is that you?

Hardly good sir. The atmosphere within RAWK is so tense you could cut it with a Rooney daisy-cutter. Street football. Jack Rodwell. Sesquipedalian.
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 07:13:44 PM »
who the fuck is he?
Two bulls, one old and one young, standing at the top of a field watching a herd of cows. The young one says, "hey let's run down and fuck one of them", and the older one says, "patience, let's walk down and fuck them all".

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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 07:14:19 PM »
Am I the only one who's never heard of this curiously named player?
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 07:14:33 PM »
"It's the football philosophy that counts, not the system."

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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 07:15:09 PM »
He's to be unleashed at the World Cup. It's all part of the plan.
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 07:15:57 PM »
who the fuck is he?

Future World player of the year and England captain.

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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 07:16:05 PM »
Hardly good sir. The atmosphere within RAWK is so tense you could cut it with a Rooney daisy-cutter. Street football. Jack Rodwell. Sesquipedalian.

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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 07:17:02 PM »
He's to be unleashed at the World Cup. It's all part of the plan.

Theo Walcott?
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2009, 07:23:47 PM »
Theo Walcott?

He was the tester for this plan, which is part of an ancient prophecy. Walcott didn't have the courage for the task, but now it falls to the boy Morrison.
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Re: Ravel Morrison
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2009, 07:42:15 PM »
is he the english ryan giggs?