Author Topic: Annoying TV adverts (Read 25365 times)

kelevra · « **Reply #680 on:** May 10, 2012, 11:57:40 AM »

Quote from: flashman on May 10, 2012, 11:52:28 AM

The meerkat with the smoking jacket and eastern european accent

Lies. I love them

pepe_carra_stevie_nando · « **Reply #681 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Rafa_La on May 10, 2012, 11:28:38 AM

http://www.progressiveonline.com.au/?code=9002802775&gclid=CKuM_OvA9a8CFYYepAod33pLEw

The stupid bint makes whale sounds and inane prattle as she talks to a geek.

Australian TV ads sux.

I agree 100%. The one with that old bloke as well. "Fantasticer". Idiot.

There was a tampon ad where a guy was using them to keep a cat entertained because of the string on the end. Stupid ad and the amount of tampon adverts on Aussie TV is getting ridiculous.

Djibriliant · « **Reply #682 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:27:14 PM »

Slightly gone the other way, fucking love the Alexander Armstrong adverts.

Chinbits · « **Reply #683 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:32:06 PM »

Quote from: flashman on May 10, 2012, 11:52:28 AM

The meerkat with the smoking jacket and eastern european accent

This. Annoying and been going for far too long.

meff · « **Reply #684 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:32:32 PM »

Morethan Freeman - Wasn't funny, original or clever first time around

Those story based BT broadband ads

Anything featuring people singing who shouldn't be allowed to sing in public should be banned by the ECHR for crimes against humanity (Halifax?)

Adeemo · « **Reply #685 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:47:28 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RksnKIEuVeY?version=3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/RksnKIEuVeY?version=3</a>

Djibriliant · « **Reply #686 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:54:59 PM »

I can't stand those annoying Halifax adverts with the cringey fucking singing and the suit wearing munters who would give Susan Boyle fucking nightmares

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #687 on:** May 10, 2012, 12:58:09 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dLIIKrJ6nnI?version=3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/dLIIKrJ6nnI?version=3</a>

djphal · « **Reply #688 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:00:14 PM »

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=248402.msg6178950#msg6178950

17 pages of them here

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #689 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »

I hate those PPI adverts that are shown repeatedly throughout the day, there is one in particular with some cheesey looking bellend with a voice over. Go and fook off you annoying bastard.
Whilst I am at it, there is another one advertising online bingo, its clearly aimed at birds and layabouts, its ludicrous.

They must assume that anyone at home during the day is either a housewife or unemployed, and therefore try to pray on their need for money.

LukeD · « **Reply #690 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on May 10, 2012, 09:29:54 AM

They should do one about a car with reversing sensors with the caption " so simple even a woman can do it " and watch the shit hit the fan

I'll just leave this here for you... http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/

Regarding the Go Compare adverts; Eddie, my little boy (just shy of a year old) is absolutely obsessed with them. I mean completely and totally obsessed. No matter what is happening, no matter what he's doing or how happy/angry/sad or whatever he is, as soon as the music starts he stops dead and just sits, mouth open, completely silent and still, just gawping at it. The second it stops he's straight back to doing whatever it was he was doing before.

I'm fairly certain it all comes from the milkman's side of the family.

ollyfrom.tv · « **Reply #691 on:** May 10, 2012, 03:12:08 PM »

Any of the computer game adverts that look brilliant and then up pop the words "Not in game footage". Thats like an advert for a Ford Fiesta but they show a Ferarri with the words "Not the actual car being advertised"

brad147690 · « **Reply #692 on:** May 10, 2012, 03:16:27 PM »

Perfurme and aftershave adverts always seem to imply that men with six packs all wear them. Can't they use some chubby bloke next time? I'd more likely go for their brand then.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #693 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:11:51 PM »

also people do understand that they are annoying for a reason right?

lucas65 · « **Reply #694 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:23:21 PM »

Ray Winstone "Your're the daddy" one. Makes me cringe that one.

Love the Harvey and Rabbit friends one.

Ferg · « **Reply #695 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:29:03 PM »

The 2 most stupid ad's on TV are for compaines which have the word "Compare" in them.

Hazell · « **Reply #696 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:44:41 PM »

Quote from: lucas65 on May 10, 2012, 05:23:21 PM

Love the Harvey and Rabbit friends one.

Me too. It's brilliant.

brad147690 · « **Reply #697 on:** May 10, 2012, 05:53:08 PM »

Quote from: lucas65 on May 10, 2012, 05:23:21 PM

Ray Winstone "Your're the daddy" one. Makes me cringe that one.

Love the Harvey and Rabbit friends one.

If you look closely the car on that advert has KOP on the number plate

macca007 · « **Reply #698 on:** May 10, 2012, 06:05:01 PM »

Any of the haribo ones but mainly this one

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eoX6l6klziU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/eoX6l6klziU</a>

Djibriliant · « **Reply #699 on:** May 10, 2012, 06:46:50 PM »

We've been buying Gold and Silver, since 1986!

Rafa_La · « **Reply #700 on:** May 11, 2012, 05:39:34 AM »

Quote from: pepe_carra_stevie_nando on May 10, 2012, 12:15:36 PM

I agree 100%. The one with that old bloke as well. "Fantasticer". Idiot.

There was a tampon ad where a guy was using them to keep a cat entertained because of the string on the end. Stupid ad and the amount of tampon adverts on Aussie TV is getting ridiculous.

Just noticed a FB ad.

Her naffin' stupid fcukface name is KITTY (from Progressive)
Come to think of it Rooney's racehorses are better looking

Rigden · « **Reply #701 on:** May 11, 2012, 02:13:29 PM »

Probably the best most annoying advert.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/hKSzN06gflQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/hKSzN06gflQ</a>

Ziltoid · « **Reply #702 on:** May 11, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »

Quote from: LukeD on May 10, 2012, 01:16:11 PM

I'll just leave this here for you... http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/

Regarding the Go Compare adverts; Eddie, my little boy (just shy of a year old) is absolutely obsessed with them. I mean completely and totally obsessed. No matter what is happening, no matter what he's doing or how happy/angry/sad or whatever he is, as soon as the music starts he stops dead and just sits, mouth open, completely silent and still, just gawping at it. The second it stops he's straight back to doing whatever it was he was doing before.

I'm fairly certain it all comes from the milkman's side of the family.

My lad was like that at about 1 year old with Go Compare, now he's nearly two he loves the Italian guy in the Ladbrokes adverts and the one with the dog and his cuddly toy rabbit that the chap is about to throw away and he plays a video of all the good times he's spent with him - haven't got a fucking clue what it's advertising.

Looks like it might be this Harvey one some people have mentioned earlier

jackh · « **Reply #703 on:** May 11, 2012, 06:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Ferg on May 10, 2012, 05:29:03 PM

The 2 most stupid ad's on TV are for compaines which have the word "Compare" in them.

Which one do you find most stupid?

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #704 on:** May 11, 2012, 06:50:59 PM »

That stupid irritating mars advert

Liamski-la · « **Reply #705 on:** May 11, 2012, 06:55:30 PM »

Quote from: RyanBabel19 on May 11, 2012, 06:50:59 PM

That stupid irritating mars advert

The England one with "super Scotty Parker"?

Was just about to mention that. I fucking hate it with a passion.

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #706 on:** May 11, 2012, 07:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Liamski-la on May 11, 2012, 06:55:30 PM

The England one with "super Scotty Parker"?

Was just about to mention that. I fucking hate it with a passion.

Thats the one

Really cannot stand it. I've started changing channels till its finished, I wish Glen wasn't in it

I know it's only meant to be a jokey advert but everything about it is SO bad

Ferg · « **Reply #707 on:** May 13, 2012, 06:12:08 PM »

God, that "England Fan School" one by Carlsberg is cringeworthy. Not only that it's shit, it's for a beer made in Denmark.

1021 · « **Reply #708 on:** May 13, 2012, 06:13:58 PM »

Anyone know if the English national team are competing in a tournament this summer?

shockwave_dave · « **Reply #709 on:** May 13, 2012, 06:48:41 PM »

The PaddyPower advert

cim-pim-param · « **Reply #710 on:** June 12, 2012, 08:51:29 PM »

Ladbrokes ad on itv, my ears are bleeding.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #711 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:48:29 PM »

It seems Kris Kamara is every single advert going at the minute. Bell.

Lent§ · « **Reply #712 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 12, 2012, 09:48:29 PM

It seems Kris Kamara is every single advert going at the minute. Bell.

Just said that to my mrs, what a fucking cock.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #713 on:** June 12, 2012, 10:03:14 PM »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 12, 2012, 09:48:29 PM

It seems Kris Kamara is every single advert going at the minute. Bell.

Unfortunately not.

<a href="http://youtube.com/v/ISG6NplzVz0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://youtube.com/v/ISG6NplzVz0</a>

He'd be ideal for the final scene in this one

meff · « **Reply #714 on:** June 13, 2012, 01:10:39 PM »

That Kia Ceed advert makes my blood boil. I hate that fallen in love song (don't know why but I do.. can't fucking stand it) but the fact is that this advert features an even more utterly bollocks version of the song and they've blatantly ripped off the Porkka Playboys Bohemian Rhapsody video. Give me 5 minutes to re-do this advert and we'll see how your shitty Kia stands up to an RPG.

Anywhichwayucan · « **Reply #715 on:** June 13, 2012, 01:21:12 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9AjZUQNKhIo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/9AjZUQNKhIo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp</a>

kelly34 · « **Reply #716 on:** November 23, 2012, 01:32:12 PM »

Some awful ones recently.

That one with the Dad that's chuffed with himself because he drives his bloody car into the garden.

And all these video game adverts talking like the character is a real person and it's a matter of life and death

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #717 on:** November 23, 2012, 07:30:47 PM »

Those Wonga ones with the mis-shapen puppets are fucking dire. As are the Mars one's where that twat goes in nets.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #718 on:** November 23, 2012, 07:47:14 PM »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on June 13, 2012, 01:21:12 PM

You've never watched Horrible Histories then?