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Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« on: September 25, 2009, 02:45:37 PM »
Right hereís the score. The bird has been to the garden centre with her nan. They bought some bits and pieces and drove to her nanís house to drop it off. The got out, locked the car and unlocked the boot with the key fob and started unloading. The dizzy bint in question has then locked the boot with the car keys inside the boot itself.

Now itís a 2 seater ford street ka. Thereís no way into the boot from the car itself and there isnít a button to ďpopĒ it from the inside. The only way is with the key fob. She doesnít have a spare.

Any helpful suggestions on what to do? Will the AA be able to break in for her?
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 02:46:43 PM »
Angle Grinder.

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 02:50:22 PM »
I have multiple solutions, just need to see a picture of your bird first in order to assess which one is best for her.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 02:51:34 PM »
Half tennis ball. Pop door lock. Enter car. Drop back seat, retrieve fob. Open boot.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 02:52:15 PM »
just googled and got this - no help whatsoever but made me smile


"Had a customer phone me to ask if I could get in his car as he had locked the keys inside. I asked if he had a spare, he said yes. I told him to use the spare key. Cant, he said, its in the boot for safe keeping. "

He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 02:54:29 PM »
Googled and got this:

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semi related tale: last year when touring the UK in a brand new Ford Street Ka [link], my wife locked the keys in the boot(or trunk). Because there's no boot opening button inside the vehicle, we had to call road side asststance. The poor guy was baffled, he'd never seen a Street Ka before. He ended up having to call the United States and ask their engineers how to open the boot without a key. He ended up pulling all the wires out from inside the door cavity and shorting them (all this on a rented car). Eventually he found the right one and the boot clicked open. Moral of the story for car designers; make sure there's a boot release in the cab.

sorry cant help otherwise.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 02:55:38 PM »
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 03:03:10 PM »
Half tennis ball. Pop door lock. Enter car. Drop back seat, retrieve fob. Open boot.

Thereís no way into the boot from the car itself

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 03:04:42 PM »
Half tennis ball. Pop door lock. Enter car. Drop back seat, retrieve fob. Open boot.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 03:07:48 PM »


Sorry, I mis-spelled 'drop'.

It should have read 'decimate'.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 03:12:37 PM »
Smash a window.

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 03:24:31 PM »
Half tennis ball. Pop door lock. Enter car. Drop back seat, retrieve fob. Open boot.

2 seater and you cant drop the back seat
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »
2 seater and you cant drop the back seat

Can you not lift the parcel shelf out?

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2009, 03:28:39 PM »
Id just leave them to it,not really your problem
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2009, 03:34:17 PM »
Screwdriver and a hammer. Then a visit to the garage, no other way round it mate.


Unless you can find a tennis ball that is.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2009, 04:20:43 PM »
Happened to me a couple of months back.  Unfortunately had to put the window through.  Luckily for me, me dad is a bit of a parts dealer so we had a replacement straight away.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2009, 05:26:51 PM »
Break a window will do the trick :P

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2009, 05:48:15 PM »
I think the Street Ka is the convertible version - in which case there is no window to smash or parcel shelf. I think people are getting confused with the normal hatchback Ka and this one. You might have to ring up Ford customer services and see whether they have a solution.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2009, 05:51:54 PM »
I think the Street Ka is the convertible version - in which case there is no window to smash or parcel shelf. I think people are getting confused with the normal hatchback Ka and this one. You might have to ring up Ford customer services and see whether they have a solution.


Cut the roof open :P

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2009, 06:04:49 PM »
Get rid of your bird. All problems solved.
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2009, 06:18:28 PM »
Split up with your bird, and then smash then window, then go the pub to tell the lads what an eventful day you had
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2009, 06:39:57 PM »
Split up with your bird, and then smash then window, then go the pub to tell the lads what an eventful day you had

What a fantastic reply!
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2009, 07:59:32 PM »
Apparently you used to be able to trigger the central locking by kicking a certain part of the bumper - it was a safety measure so if your doors are locked and you crash, your doors unlock.

Or you could push the car round to Vienna Street in Anfield - last time I parked my car there some scally's managed to get into my boot (although it did involve bending the door and smashing a window, so maybe not the preferred option).

My wife did the same thing when I had my focus. We had gone away for a weekend, she took my keys to go into the boot, opened it with the remote key, put keys down in boot, took shoes out of boot, shut boot. DOH! No problem I said, you've got my spare in your handbag. Problem - handbag is in car.

Had to call the AA out - they used a nice little trick of removing the break light from the boot lid and doing some little trickery which I won't detail on here :)

After that I kept the spare in my trouser pocket, I wasn't likely to leave them in the car.

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2009, 08:07:06 PM »
Get rid of your bird. All problems solved.

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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2009, 08:57:38 AM »
Nightmare.

The AA feller came out and made her sign a waiver, that gave him permission to piss about with the car and absolve him of all responsibility. Eventually shorted the boot so it popped over and the keys were retrieved. But, now the boot wont open with the fob and when you central lock the car the hazard lights come on.

So yeah the keys have been got, but the electrics are fucked. Happy days.
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Re: Car Keys locked in boot - help!!
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 12:41:22 PM »
you could push the car round to Vienna Street in Anfield - last time I parked my car there some scally's managed to get into my boot (although it did involve bending the door and smashing a window, so maybe not the preferred option).

brilliant answer ;D problem is when you need a scall you cant find one for love nor money.
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