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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #40 on: September 4, 2009, 02:52:33 PM »
Terminator. decent but vastly inferior to its successor. john holding reference there!
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #41 on: September 4, 2009, 03:01:23 PM »
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - its full of poofs.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #42 on: September 4, 2009, 03:06:04 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #43 on: September 4, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »
Arlington Road. they spend their whole time obsessing about what their neighbours are up to.

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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #44 on: September 4, 2009, 03:07:56 PM »
Conspiracy Theory (1997)


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #45 on: September 4, 2009, 03:09:31 PM »
Dumb and Dumber (1994)


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #46 on: September 4, 2009, 03:40:12 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #47 on: September 4, 2009, 03:50:32 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #48 on: September 4, 2009, 03:54:36 PM »
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #49 on: September 4, 2009, 03:57:07 PM »
is there a film about the depression? if so thats it
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #50 on: September 4, 2009, 03:58:11 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #51 on: September 4, 2009, 04:00:47 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #52 on: September 4, 2009, 04:01:20 PM »
the never ending story


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #53 on: September 4, 2009, 04:05:31 PM »
Bitter & Twisted (2008)

Bitter Memories (2008)

Small Time Obsession (2000)

Evil Comes In Small Packages (2008)


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #54 on: September 4, 2009, 04:08:41 PM »
Bleak House.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #55 on: September 4, 2009, 04:14:31 PM »
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

The People Under the Stairs (1991)

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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #56 on: September 4, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »
is there a film about the depression? if so thats it

How about ordinary people?
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #58 on: September 4, 2009, 05:26:29 PM »


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #59 on: September 4, 2009, 05:29:09 PM »
Napolean Dynamite.  They are boring as fuck and no one gives a fuck about them. 
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #60 on: September 4, 2009, 05:32:45 PM »
If Everton were a film?

I would switch to another channel.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #61 on: September 4, 2009, 05:39:29 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #62 on: September 4, 2009, 06:18:57 PM »
Pure and simple :
 
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #63 on: September 4, 2009, 06:19:18 PM »
Debbie Does Dallas ... as they also shot their load in the 80's
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #64 on: September 4, 2009, 08:17:03 PM »


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #65 on: September 4, 2009, 08:21:18 PM »
Intolerable Cruelty

or The Lost Boys
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #66 on: September 4, 2009, 08:32:58 PM »
A Few Good Men (& an awfully lot of shite ones)
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Hairspray
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #67 on: September 4, 2009, 10:30:14 PM »
If Everton were a film, which one would they be?


A fuckin shit one, would be the correct answer.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #68 on: September 4, 2009, 10:56:29 PM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #69 on: September 4, 2009, 11:16:28 PM »

Plan 9 From Outer Space


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #70 on: September 5, 2009, 12:16:11 AM »
Moby Dick

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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #71 on: September 5, 2009, 12:55:14 AM »
The Muppet Show

Airplane
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #72 on: September 5, 2009, 01:07:50 AM »
Holiday on the Buses........................absolutely fucking shite

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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #73 on: September 5, 2009, 01:23:36 AM »
Holiday on the Buses........................absolutely fucking shite
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #74 on: September 5, 2009, 06:21:13 AM »
Can't believe no one has said this:

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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #75 on: September 5, 2009, 08:40:19 AM »
Absolutely amazed no one has said "The Money Pit" yet.
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #76 on: September 5, 2009, 09:43:13 AM »
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #77 on: September 5, 2009, 10:16:34 AM »
Kicking and Screaming starring David Moyes as Will Ferrell.

The Ladybugs.


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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #78 on: September 5, 2009, 10:48:35 AM »
Hmmm, you might want to take a look at that film again mate.

I'd pick a film I dont like, Brazil - totally confusing and doesn't make sense..EVER

If Liverpool's zonal marking were a film, it would be Brazil.  All the right people are in it, the right man's telling those people what to do, but some people will just never get it....  Even though there's much, much worse out there getting so much more appreciation.  Both will be appreciated more in time though.  (Brazil is leaving it late to be a slow burner, granted)

As for Everton - The Pursuit Of Happiness, dull, depressing, and ultimately, pointless. 

Or Elephant. It's seriously shit - with a big story, but small time production values..  something there with the different perspectives and same result as well but my head's not working well enough to make the joke.... Anyone?
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Re: If Everton were a film, which one would they be?
« Reply #79 on: September 5, 2009, 11:05:50 AM »
Mask, oh wait Lescott's gone to city