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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #1 on: September 3, 2009, 05:58:09 PM »
Big name signing for them.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #2 on: September 3, 2009, 05:59:00 PM »
Something about him having a long name.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #3 on: September 3, 2009, 05:59:15 PM »
Something about him having a long name.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #4 on: September 3, 2009, 06:17:03 PM »
Thread should have been called.

City sign another striker, would have gathered more interest.

I think he is a Celtic reject who'll score about 5 goals for them in 20 games played

He did used to be good though.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #5 on: September 3, 2009, 06:21:42 PM »
Boss at Scrabble?

Can't do names in Scrabble mate ;)
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #6 on: September 3, 2009, 06:22:41 PM »
i thought the window had closed...
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #7 on: September 3, 2009, 06:23:41 PM »
i thought the window had closed...

He had no contract so he was free to sign whenever he wanted.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #8 on: September 3, 2009, 06:56:55 PM »
Where is he from ?
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #9 on: September 3, 2009, 06:57:18 PM »
He had no contract so he was free to sign whenever he wanted.

like voronin signed with us as a free agent way back in february, but he only joined in july.

it's not a question of the player signing, you shouldn't be able to register new players after september 1st. it seems hull found a loophole.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #10 on: September 3, 2009, 07:21:34 PM »
like voronin signed with us as a free agent way back in february, but he only joined in july.

it's not a question of the player signing, you shouldn't be able to register new players after september 1st. it seems hull found a loophole.
Nope ! The player had no contract so was free to join who ever he liked . Voronin was contracted till July hence why he had to wait to go on a free .

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #11 on: September 3, 2009, 07:28:07 PM »
i see. so we can sign free players, have them join up with the squad and play games anytime we want?
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #12 on: September 3, 2009, 07:28:53 PM »
Yup.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #13 on: September 3, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »
Quite possibly the best name in football.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #14 on: September 3, 2009, 08:07:55 PM »
i see. so we can sign free players, have them join up with the squad and play games anytime we want?

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #15 on: September 3, 2009, 08:09:31 PM »
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #16 on: September 3, 2009, 08:10:39 PM »
And the ever nasty Lucas Neill.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #17 on: September 3, 2009, 08:12:18 PM »
They've been quietly impressive with their signings have Hull. They'll miss Turner at the back of course, but they may just get a few goals to balance out the leeks to secure that 17th spot. I had them down as a banker for the drop, but maybe not?

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #18 on: September 3, 2009, 08:13:17 PM »
Nah, you were right first time.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #19 on: September 3, 2009, 08:15:55 PM »
he was linked to a couple of championship clubs this summer, should tell us how far he's fallen in recent years
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #20 on: September 3, 2009, 08:26:24 PM »
Where's Hesselink?
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #21 on: September 3, 2009, 08:28:34 PM »
Where's Hesselink?

Hull, haven't you heard?

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #22 on: September 3, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »
The of doesn't mean 'of'.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #23 on: September 3, 2009, 09:01:19 PM »
Thread should have been called.

City sign another striker, would have gathered more interest.

I think he is a Celtic reject who'll score about 5 goals for them in 20 games played

He did used to be good though.

Probably end up scoring one of those five against us aswell. ::)
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #24 on: September 3, 2009, 09:43:46 PM »
The of doesn't mean 'of'.
No, it actually means 'or'. :D
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #25 on: September 3, 2009, 11:14:49 PM »
The of doesn't mean 'of'.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #26 on: September 3, 2009, 11:24:47 PM »
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #27 on: September 4, 2009, 03:05:15 AM »
He'll do a good job for them I reckon, at least he's an upgrade on Folan.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #28 on: September 4, 2009, 03:44:27 AM »
for a dutch red -

"of" means "or" so it's a double-barreled name.  Kind of like né

My understanding is "Vennegoor" is his father's family name and "Hesselink" is his mother's maiden name.  Where he is from Hesselink is the "better" name so he keeps it as a part of his family name.

Is that right?

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #29 on: September 4, 2009, 08:42:18 AM »
Anyone else think they should have signed Harewood?

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #30 on: September 4, 2009, 09:08:37 AM »
Jan Vennegoor of Hull doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #31 on: September 4, 2009, 10:26:52 AM »
Am I the only one who thinks he wouldn't have been the worst option for us to have purely as a backup to Fernando? He was on a free, and I can't imagine that he'd be on huge wages. If Torres were out injured, he'd be more suited to leading the line than any of our strikers except Ngog, certainly more so than Voronin. I can see him being a good signing for Hull anyway.

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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #32 on: September 4, 2009, 02:58:56 PM »
Might stick him in my fantasy team just for the name
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #33 on: September 4, 2009, 08:58:03 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks he wouldn't have been the worst option for us to have purely as a backup to Fernando?

He almost certainly wouldn't. Let's be honest, he looks half decent in the Scottish league. A league where Kris Boyd and Georgios Samaras are considered top strikers.
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Re: Hull sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
« Reply #34 on: September 4, 2009, 09:03:41 PM »
He almost certainly wouldn't. Let's be honest, he looks half decent in the Scottish league. A league where Kris Boyd and Georgios Samaras are considered top strikers.
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