Author Topic: Anchorman Quotes (Read 6449 times)

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #40 on:** September 4, 2009, 02:39:32 PM »

By the beard of Zeus!

By the Hammer of Thor!

Knights of Columbus, that stings!

Great Odin's Ravens!

buchigo! · « **Reply #41 on:** September 4, 2009, 06:58:23 PM »

Quote from: Elzar on September 3, 2009, 03:50:58 PM

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Mr Rossi · « **Reply #42 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:49:11 PM »

It's the pleats in the pants, I was just on my way to take them back to the pants store. Its actually an optical illusion.... Dont act like your not impressed.

-HH- · « **Reply #43 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:56:54 PM »

It's very flattering in the crotchal region.

Mr Rossi · « **Reply #44 on:** September 4, 2009, 10:07:40 PM »

Quote from: -HH- on September 4, 2009, 09:56:54 PM

It's very flattering in the crotchal region.

Filler. · « **Reply #45 on:** September 4, 2009, 10:10:50 PM »

Kiss. My. Guns.

Mr Rossi · « **Reply #46 on:** September 4, 2009, 10:25:26 PM »

Its so damn hot......Milk was a bad choice.

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 5, 2009, 12:07:35 AM »

"I love scotch, scotchy scotchy scotch, here it goes, down into my belly"

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #48 on:** September 5, 2009, 04:22:12 AM »

Ron why did you do it Ron? Why did you tell San Diego to go fuck itself? You were my hero Ron! I believed in you! How could you?!

Mr Rossi · « **Reply #49 on:** September 5, 2009, 09:46:55 AM »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 5, 2009, 04:22:12 AM

Ron why did you do it Ron? Why did you tell San Diego to go fuck itself? You were my hero Ron! I believed in you! How could you?!

Why Ron?!!! Why did you have to come out with that poop?!!! Comin out with that poop out of your mouth!!! You poop mouth!!! I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!!!

rakey_lfc · « **Reply #50 on:** September 5, 2009, 09:49:16 AM »

You ate a whole wheel of cheese? and pooped in the refridgerator?

I'm not even mad....thats impressive.

se9R.F.L · « **Reply #51 on:** September 6, 2009, 05:48:17 PM »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 4, 2009, 02:39:32 PM

By the beard of Zeus!

By the Hammer of Thor!

Knights of Columbus, that stings!

Great Odin's Ravens!

The exclamations are wicked!

St damians beard!

Uncle jimbo's corncob pipe! (in the cut scenes at the end, i think it's uncle jimbo, cracks me up)

Perkins · « **Reply #52 on:** September 6, 2009, 07:39:05 PM »

Great until the quotes are hijacked by nuggets who use them in real life and think they are hysterical

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #53 on:** September 6, 2009, 09:12:33 PM »

Quote from: Perkins on September 6, 2009, 07:39:05 PM

Great until the quotes are hijacked by nuggets who use them in real life and think they are hysterical

And it's always the twats as well, ruins perfectly good films and shows, I've been put off Inbetweeners by the amount of times people do the whole "frieeeend" thing

se9R.F.L · « **Reply #54 on:** September 6, 2009, 09:15:15 PM »

I've been put off inbetweeners by the fact that it's proper shit.

royhendo · « **Reply #55 on:** September 6, 2009, 09:34:43 PM »

Apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's wild.

CorKopite · « **Reply #56 on:** September 6, 2009, 09:46:49 PM »

Ron Burgundy:I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Title card at the start:The following is based on actual events.Only the names,locations and events have been changed

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #57 on:** September 6, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »

Quote from: corKoppite on September 6, 2009, 09:46:49 PM

Ron Burgundy:I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Title card at the start:The following is based on actual events.Only the names,locations and events have been changed

You swine! Beat me to it

I fucking love that film, it's so, so funny

CorKopite · « **Reply #58 on:** September 7, 2009, 02:49:29 PM »

Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.
Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

himynameisntmark · « **Reply #59 on:** September 7, 2009, 03:33:08 PM »

Champ: I will smash your face into a car windshield. The i will take your mother, Dorophy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
Wes Mantooth: Dorophy Mantooth is a Saint!
Ron: Lets leave the mothers out of this

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #60 on:** September 8, 2009, 03:33:29 PM »

"And now with his co-anchor, Tits McGee!"

Ray K · « **Reply #61 on:** September 8, 2009, 10:37:55 PM »

I hadn't seen this until the other day.
Ron auditions for ESPN:

<a href="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=7822432792487435851&hl=en&fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=7822432792487435851&hl=en&fs=1</a>

hoobastanker · « **Reply #62 on:** September 9, 2009, 01:21:10 PM »

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Tony18:5 · « **Reply #63 on:** September 9, 2009, 10:40:48 PM »

Quote from: rk8386 on September 8, 2009, 10:37:55 PM

I hadn't seen this until the other day.
Ron auditions for ESPN:

'Ron Burgundy' as an ESPN anchor would be complete genius

red_mark1980 · « **Reply #64 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:06:32 PM »

Anyone seen "Wake up Ron Burgundy"

I'm a little worried as it may spoil one of the most original comedies I've seen in a long time

Elzar · « **Reply #65 on:** January 2, 2010, 11:22:17 PM »

Anchorman is on now on BBC1 if anyone is interested

zero zero · « **Reply #66 on:** January 3, 2010, 12:28:18 PM »

I absolutely love this:

Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh... I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #67 on:** January 3, 2010, 03:58:09 PM »

Quote from: zero zero on January 3, 2010, 12:28:18 PM

I absolutely love this:

Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh... I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!

"I think you should stop talking now"

"Yeah, maybe sit the next few plays out"

nicholasanthony · « **Reply #68 on:** January 3, 2010, 04:06:49 PM »

"I'm very aroused"

phonic · « **Reply #69 on:** January 3, 2010, 04:33:45 PM »

The "loud noises" scene gets me every single time.