Author Topic: Anchorman Quotes (Read 26721 times)

fernandofowler9 · « **on:** September 3, 2009, 10:34:55 am »

Watched this last night for the 1st time in a long time. Still fucking brilliant....i love lamp

http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Christina_Applegate_in_Anchorman_Wallpaper_1_1024.jpg

Two funny scenes.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.

Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian Fantana: Yep.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

-HH- · « **Reply #1 on:** September 3, 2009, 03:47:26 pm »

I don't know how to put this, but...I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leatherbound books...and...my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Elzar · « **Reply #2 on:** September 3, 2009, 03:50:58 pm »

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #3 on:** September 3, 2009, 04:01:37 pm »

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 3, 2009, 04:07:16 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on September 3, 2009, 03:47:26 pm

I don't know how to put this, but...I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leatherbound books...and...my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Quote from: Elzar on September 3, 2009, 03:50:58 pm

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on September 3, 2009, 04:01:37 pm

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Serious.

Im snot laughing.

Such a great film !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welshred · « **Reply #5 on:** September 3, 2009, 05:49:48 pm »

Loooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddd Nooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

Rossie · « **Reply #6 on:** September 3, 2009, 06:48:42 pm »

Wrapping up the show, "Go fuck yourself San Diego". I nearly cracked up the first time I saw that.

rednich85 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 3, 2009, 06:59:51 pm »

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Best lines of the film for me

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #8 on:** September 3, 2009, 07:04:00 pm »

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #9 on:** September 3, 2009, 07:19:10 pm »

"It's anchorMAN! Not Anchorlady! Andthatisascientificfact!"

himynameisntmark · « **Reply #10 on:** September 3, 2009, 07:43:22 pm »

Brian Fantana: People call me the bri man, im the stylish one of the group...i know what your asking yourself and yes, i do have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octogon...but i also nicknamed my testies, the left one is james westfall and the right one is doctor kenneth noisewater......and ladies, you play your cards right and you might get to meet the whole gang

Champ Kind: Champ here, i'm all about having fun. You know get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someones kitchen...go to seaworld and take my pants off....anyway, Im kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!

Tony19:6 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 3, 2009, 09:56:11 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eplbDbp6XJQ&hl" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/eplbDbp6XJQ&hl</a>

Big shout out to the Starland Vocal Band

kitster · « **Reply #12 on:** September 3, 2009, 10:06:59 pm »

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

-HH- · « **Reply #13 on:** September 3, 2009, 10:13:29 pm »

Bears can smell the menstruation.

You hear that Ed? Bears! Now you're putting the whole station in jeapordy!

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #14 on:** September 3, 2009, 10:15:28 pm »

Quote from: kitster on September 3, 2009, 10:06:59 pm

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

Those phone conversations are class, I love Fred Willard, he was brilliantly Irrelevant in 'Best in Show'.

Captain-Carra · « **Reply #15 on:** September 3, 2009, 10:31:48 pm »

Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cccccaaaaannnnnnnnoooooonnnnnbbbbaaaaallllllllllll!

rednich85 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 3, 2009, 10:44:43 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on September 3, 2009, 10:13:29 pm

Bears can smell the menstruation.

You hear that Ed? Bears! Now you're putting the whole station in jeapordy!

hahahaha forgot about that

Belter

Party Phil · « **Reply #17 on:** September 3, 2009, 11:05:44 pm »

Quote from: kitster on September 3, 2009, 10:06:59 pm

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

phonic · « **Reply #18 on:** September 3, 2009, 11:24:33 pm »

Absolutely brilliant film. Will definitely be watching it again tomorrow night when I've got feck all else to do. Can't believe it's been so long.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

Mackeroo · « **Reply #19 on:** September 4, 2009, 04:15:09 am »

Milk was a bad choice.

skipper757 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 4, 2009, 04:31:47 am »

"Where did you get your clothes, at the toilet store?"

"Hey Brick, where did you get that hand grenade?"
"I don't know."

"Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."

"I'm Ron Burgundy."
"I'm Brian Fantana."
"I'm Champ Kind."
"I'm Brian Fantana."
"No, you're Brick."

"I love lamp."

CorKopite · « **Reply #21 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:38:48 am »

Brian Fantana:Ron are you OK?
Ron Burgundy:The man punted Baxter!!
Brian Fantana:Calm down,read Ron,read
Ron Burgundy:The man,on the motorcycle!!
Brian Fantana:What did the bad man do Ron?
Ron Burgundy:The motorcycle on the bridge,I hit him with a burito!!
Brian Fantana:Ron!!
Ron Burgundy:He took him,he took him with his foot!!And he kicked him!!
Brian Fantana:Someone punted him?
Ron Burgundy:No,wait,wait,let me say something,let me say something,ARRRGGHHHHH AHHHHHAAAA
Brian Fantana:What?
Ron Burgundy:ARGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHAAA
Brian Fantana:I didn't understand one word you said,Ron are you OK?
Ron Burgundy:ARGHHHHH AHHHHHHAAA(throws phone down)
Brian Fantana:What!!,Ron,where are you?
Ron Burgundy:Im in a glass case of emotion!!!

NatD · « **Reply #22 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:39:23 am »

Am I the only one, who even though enjoyed Anchorman, think it's vastly over-rated???

CorKopite · « **Reply #23 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:42:51 am »

Quote from: NatD on September 4, 2009, 08:39:23 am

Am I the only one, who even though enjoyed Anchorman, think it's vastly over-rated???

Yes

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:46:34 am »

Quote from: corKoppite on September 4, 2009, 08:38:48 am

Brian Fantana:Ron are you OK?
Ron Burgundy:The man punted Baxter!!
Brian Fantana:Calm down,read Ron,read
Ron Burgundy:The man,on the motorcycle!!
Brian Fantana:What did the bad man do Ron?
Ron Burgundy:The motorcycle on the bridge,I hit him with a burito!!
Brian Fantana:Ron!!
Ron Burgundy:He took him,he took him with his foot!!And he kicked him!!
Brian Fantana:Someone punted him?
Ron Burgundy:No,wait,wait,let me say something,let me say something,ARRRGGHHHHH AHHHHHAAAA
Brian Fantana:What?
Ron Burgundy:ARGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHAAA
Brian Fantana:I didn't understand one word you said,Ron are you OK?
Ron Burgundy:ARGHHHHH AHHHHHHAAA(throws phone down)
Brian Fantana:What!!,Ron,where are you?
Ron Burgundy:Im in a glass case of emotion!!!

LMAO

brilliant scene.

NatD · « **Reply #25 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:49:49 am »

Quote from: corKoppite on September 4, 2009, 08:42:51 am

Yes

LOL, probably not the best thread to put my comments in really is it....?

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:51:17 am »

Mmmm I ate a big red candle

Mmmm I just burnt my tongue

Where did you get those clothes?.....At the toilet store.....

I don't know what we're yelling about!!!

The best of brick Tamland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakinPNRiDc

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #27 on:** September 4, 2009, 08:57:43 am »

Quote from: Skrtel the Turtle on September 3, 2009, 07:19:10 pm

"It's anchorMAN! Not Anchorlady! Andthatisascientificfact!"

Ron : Its terrible, she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!!!

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:11:03 am »

"Ow now brown cow, ow now brown cow"

"Unique New York, Unique New York"

"The Arsonist had oddly shaped feet"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan"

lfc4ever · « **Reply #29 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:18:26 am »

Great film.

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:23:40 am »

Quote from: NatD on September 4, 2009, 08:39:23 am

Am I the only one, who even though enjoyed Anchorman, think it's vastly over-rated???

Its a marmite film in certain cases.

My ex, along with everything else i found funny, despised it and couldn't laugh. She used to do the:

"i dont get it" whilst reading Heat magazine"

I can give you her address if you like

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #31 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:24:34 am »

Baxter : woof woof woof woof

Ron : Come now Baxter, you know I can't speak Spanish. In English please.

Baxter : Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

Ron : Whats that? You've done a poop in the refrigerator and you've eaten a whole wheel of cheese. Actually i'm not even mad.....That's amazing!!!

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:25:09 am »

Quote from: Mr Rossi on September 4, 2009, 08:51:17 am

Mmmm I ate a big red candle

Mmmm I just burnt my tongue

Where did you get those clothes?.....At the toilet store.....

I don't know what we're yelling about!!!

The best of brick Tamland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakinPNRiDc

Quote from: Mr Rossi on September 4, 2009, 08:57:43 am

Ron : Its terrible, she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!!!

hahahaha, i love that man !

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 4, 2009, 09:35:39 am »

I love it where Brick is asking Veronica out..

"cough..."

Brick "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party"

Veronica says something like "I'm sorry?"

Brick "the party..party with the pants..party"

Veronica "Are you trying to say there is a party in your pants and I'm invited"

Brick "yes thats it"

Kwaliteee

dnkw · « **Reply #34 on:** September 4, 2009, 12:09:40 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on September 3, 2009, 07:50:30 pm

I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?

Ed Harken: [thinks about it] Screwing?

Love that bit!

Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

Batukop · « **Reply #35 on:** September 4, 2009, 12:11:46 pm »

Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

Not the funniest quote from the film but I love that scene!

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 4, 2009, 12:58:59 pm »

" i love the ladies, i mean, they rev my engine !!!!!!!!!!!! "

Party Phil · « **Reply #37 on:** September 4, 2009, 02:13:55 pm »

Great Odin's Raven!

Elzar · « **Reply #38 on:** September 4, 2009, 02:30:40 pm »

Quote from: Mr Rossi on September 4, 2009, 08:51:17 am

Mmmm I ate a big red candle

Mmmm I just burnt my tongue

Where did you get those clothes?.....At the toilet store.....

I don't know what we're yelling about!!!

The best of brick Tamland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakinPNRiDc

2:50

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #39 on:** September 4, 2009, 02:39:32 pm »

By the beard of Zeus!

By the Hammer of Thor!

Knights of Columbus, that stings!

Great Odin's Ravens!