Author Topic: Torres ties the knot (Read 12661 times)

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #80 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:17:13 PM »

I've seen the wedding foto's. Very strange, with Arby lying across their heads.

RedBoywonder · « **Reply #81 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on May 29, 2009, 04:17:13 PM

I've seen the wedding foto's. Very strange, with Arby lying across their heads.

Xpander · « **Reply #82 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on May 29, 2009, 04:17:13 PM

I've seen the wedding foto's. Very strange, with Arby lying across their heads.

AndrewFitz22 · « **Reply #83 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:52:32 PM »

Boy has class..

Plain and simply unlike Cashley and Shrek...

Well in lad and good luck with the youngin'!

killer_heels · « **Reply #84 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:13:21 PM »

Torres is being such a bloke by pretty much trying to avoid the fuss and signing whatever is put infront of him, be it a new contract or a marriage licence.

SportBilly · « **Reply #85 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:27:13 PM »

Quote from: cox3100 on May 29, 2009, 03:28:25 PM

i can just picture gerrard being like dustin hoffman in the graduate shouting through the window nooooooo

That's what the pic further back was about

Quote from: macca888 on May 29, 2009, 01:46:47 PM

Kyle Soprano · « **Reply #86 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:20:59 PM »

Rafa will be happy aswell he likes the players settling down

s3am · « **Reply #87 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »

So his wife will be called Ooh La La Torres?

Ratzer · « **Reply #88 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on May 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM

He's gone and broken a thousand hearts and some girls ones as well.

haha....lmao

rafabenihill · « **Reply #89 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:28:50 PM »

Don't have to be
a big bucks Hollywood star
Don't have to drive
a super car to get far
Don't have to wear
a smile much colder than ice
Don't have to be
beautiful but it's nice

Petshopboys, Love etc

phoenix wright · « **Reply #90 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:33:08 PM »

Quote from: s3am on May 29, 2009, 06:23:14 PM

So his wife will be called Ooh La La Torres?

In Spain when a girl is married she keeps her name

Bullan · « **Reply #91 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:38:10 PM »

Think this says as much about her as it does him tbf.. the airhead wags some footballers marry have their own teams of agents and publicists, but this lass... well she snared our Nando so there must be summat special about her.

anettylfc · « **Reply #92 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:48:45 PM »

nooooooooooooooooo - he was my husband

red_to_the_toe · « **Reply #93 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:03:24 PM »

Here's how it went down: Stevie shows up late and sprints to the alter, passes the ring to Torres who slots it onto her finger. After the celebrations, Pepe Reina led the singing and Rafa has a talk with the three of them about how they could've done it better.

kev_goss · « **Reply #94 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Laughter is the best medicine... on May 29, 2009, 02:17:57 PM

rich people are often really tight bastards - plus i dont think any airline does business class flights to spain?

No really well i didnt know that

MadErik · « **Reply #95 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:37:03 PM »

A class act and evidently his new missus is too.

macca888 · « **Reply #96 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:59:14 PM »

NEWSFLASH - Gerrard has just twatted a DJ in town because he refused to play "It Should Have Been Me"

"I saw my love walking down the aisle
& as he passed me by, he turned & he smiled
The preacher joined their hands
& all the people began to stand
When I shouted:

"You know that should have been me
Instead of her walking with you
You know that it should have been me
Getting ready to marry you
Darling, darling
You made a promise that we'd never part
& then you turned around & broke my heart
Now you're standing there saying 'I do'
Holding hands with somebody new
It should have been me
Instead of her standing by you
You know that it should have been me
Getting ready to say 'I do'!"

Then the preacher asked, "Will there be silence, please?
If any objections to this wedding
Speak now or forever, forever hold your peace"
Then I shouted:

"It should have been me
You know that it should have been me
You know that it should have been me
Darling, how could you do this to me?
People let me tell you now
It should have been me
Instead of her standing by you
You know that it should have been me
I've always been faithful & true!"

Mighty_Red · « **Reply #97 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:07:36 PM »

Quote from: MadErik on May 29, 2009, 07:37:03 PM

A class act and evidently his new missus is too.

That's mainly cos she's not thick and a typical English chavette. She's cute obviously intelligent, doesn't need a ton of slap and has been with Nando cos the relationship works, not cos it gets her into the papers.

Still don't know whether its a slight on the stupid footballers, or a compliment to all the women in this country with class that the two types of people are generally never seen together. Maybe we (or Hello magazine) start a quest to see how many footballers actually have classy wives. Theres not many, but then again, the ones with class are never in the limelight.

Libertina Warbeck · « **Reply #98 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:19:55 PM »

No doubt people on here expect me to be one of the brokenhearted ones, but quite the contrary...I'm happy to share.

She's a really beautiful girl, tbf. Inside and out.

But I don't think there is anything wrong with footballers' wives being in the limelight. It's when they openly and aggressively go after the publicity that they grate on my nerves. Can't stand Posh Spice for that very same reason: not because she's famous but because she seems to need/crave the fame. Being Fernando's childhood sweetheart and the future mother of his child will make Olalla famous whether she likes it or not. But it's how she handles it that sets her apart.

AJ305 · « **Reply #99 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:10:39 PM »

well in lad !

misskopite · « **Reply #100 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:58:06 PM »

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Torres!

Wouldn't be surprised if they opt for a bigger wedding with both families present, after the baby is born.

m4ttc · « **Reply #101 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »

How long before we can get their kid signed up on a pre-contact agreement??

robbie96 · « **Reply #102 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:25:48 PM »

Quote from: macca888 on May 29, 2009, 07:59:14 PM

NEWSFLASH - Gerrard has just twatted a DJ in town because he refused to play "It Should Have Been Me"

"I saw my love walking down the aisle
& as he passed me by, he turned & he smiled
The preacher joined their hands
& all the people began to stand
When I shouted:

"You know that should have been me
Instead of her walking with you
You know that it should have been me
Getting ready to marry you
Darling, darling
You made a promise that we'd never part
& then you turned around & broke my heart
Now you're standing there saying 'I do'
Holding hands with somebody new
It should have been me
Instead of her standing by you
You know that it should have been me
Getting ready to say 'I do'!"

Then the preacher asked, "Will there be silence, please?
If any objections to this wedding
Speak now or forever, forever hold your peace"
Then I shouted:

"It should have been me
You know that it should have been me
You know that it should have been me
Darling, how could you do this to me?
People let me tell you now
It should have been me
Instead of her standing by you
You know that it should have been me
I've always been faithful & true!"

"Somebody call de police that woman down there is a God damn thief!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q64jDvTnm8

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #103 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:44:33 AM »

Aww. Congratulations to them both.

markitravis · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:57:27 AM »

I'm heartbroken... he said we would be together forever

rowan_d · « **Reply #105 on:** May 30, 2009, 07:28:08 AM »

Who's classier, Gertrude Kuyt or Olalla Dominguez

Macphisto80 · « **Reply #106 on:** May 30, 2009, 07:58:34 AM »

Ronaldo is still running about with lady boys and trannies called Nani. Picking up cheap prostitutes as well. Whereas our Nando gets married in the most traditional fashion like a proper gent. He's a good lad, our Nando. Fair play.

Libertina Warbeck · « **Reply #107 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:01:22 AM »

Quote from: rowan_d on May 30, 2009, 07:28:08 AM

Who's classier, Gertrude Kuyt or Olalla Dominguez

Gertrude has a terrible dress sense so I have to say Olalla.

rowan_d · « **Reply #108 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:44:26 PM »

Classier as in not being a bitchy WAG, not who has the best dress sense

zarababe · « **Reply #109 on:** June 2, 2009, 02:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Lyndsey_LFC on May 29, 2009, 09:45:07 AM

lol never mind doll - didn't realise he is about to become a dad -hope all goes well ! If its a boy sign him-up rafa !

Prossimo · « **Reply #110 on:** June 2, 2009, 11:21:22 PM »

A baby on the way? Sign him up!

Cruiser · « **Reply #111 on:** June 2, 2009, 11:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Prossimo on June 2, 2009, 11:21:22 PM

A baby on the way? Sign him up!

At his age he'd be a lot more useful than Degen, thats for sure.

In Fowler we trust · « **Reply #112 on:** June 2, 2009, 11:54:45 PM »

Quote from: TheKid. on May 29, 2009, 03:59:01 PM

I've been on an EasyJet flight with David Moores...

I've been on one with Aldo

and the Everton Under 11 (I think - they were young anyway) footie team - cheapskates - they were picked up at Liverpool Airport in a cheap mini bus - apparently the equivalent Liverpool youth team were picked up the day before in the same executive coaches the first team use (both teams had been competing in a cup competition in Portugal in April this year)*

Just realised if Everton youth flew home a day later that means they may have gone further in the competion