Two bulls, one old and one young, standing at the top of a field watching a herd of cows. The young one says, "hey let's run down and fuck one of them", and the older one says, "patience, let's walk down and fuck them all".
Why didnt Iniesta shoot?!?!
Who wouldn't want to kick someone called Ferguson?
A big heart has space for everyone.
dick deserve to be eaten it has to be said.
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like