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Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« on: May 2, 2009, 06:07:13 pm »
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Hibbert            Terry            O'Shea             Bale
(Everton)        (Chelsea)      (Man U)         (Spurs)



Lennon              Nani            Anderson           Barton
(Spurs)           (Man U)          (Man U)           (Newcastle)


                       Berbatov         Macheda
                       (Man U)           (Man U)


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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #1 on: May 2, 2009, 06:07:56 pm »
Shouldn't Giggs be on there?

Seriously, Nani is a great shout.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #2 on: May 2, 2009, 06:08:29 pm »
Interesting one this.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #3 on: May 2, 2009, 06:08:49 pm »
Shouldn't Giggs be on there?

Seriously, Nani is a great shout.
No Giggs is 35 and had a great career..

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #4 on: May 2, 2009, 06:09:59 pm »
Shouldn't Giggs be on there?

Seriously, Nani is a great shout.

Giggs over-rated come on now.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #5 on: May 2, 2009, 06:10:07 pm »
No Giggs is 35 and had a great career..

It was a joke
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #6 on: May 2, 2009, 06:10:46 pm »
who rates anyone in that team except for terry and probably given?
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #7 on: May 2, 2009, 06:10:51 pm »
Given and Terry shouldn't really be there
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #8 on: May 2, 2009, 06:11:01 pm »
I wouldn't have Given or Lennon near that. Replace them with VDS + Bentley

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #9 on: May 2, 2009, 06:11:16 pm »
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Hibbert            Terry            O'Shea             Bale
(Everton)        (Chelsea)      (Man U)         (Spurs)



Lennon              Nani            Anderson           Barton
(Spurs)           (Man U)          (Man U)           (Newcastle)


                       Berbatov         Macheda
                       (Man U)           (Man U)


Manager, Fat Sam



Given - No
Hibbert - Who rates him?
Terry - No
O'Shea - Only his mother thinks he's great
Bale - Didn't know he was still rated
Lennon - Has had a great second half to the season
Barton - Once again, who rates him anymore?
Anderson - I agree but people are realising he's not all that
Nani - Shite but not overly-rated
Berbatov - Not over-rated, just over-priced
Macheda - He's played 4 games, how can anyone have a proper opinion of him?

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #10 on: May 2, 2009, 06:11:22 pm »
Do people rate Hibbert?

I'm waiting to see if people cotton on to the irony of Downing being in every team but people still complaining that he's 'overrated'.

It's missing Gareth Barry and Martin "One win in 3 months" O'Neill should be managing, in my humble opinion of course.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #11 on: May 2, 2009, 06:11:48 pm »
I see you've got a kind of Man U theme running through your team.
It is most odd.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #12 on: May 2, 2009, 06:11:56 pm »
I never knew Hibbert was over-rated I thought everyone knew he was shit
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #13 on: May 2, 2009, 06:12:12 pm »
We can name the whole utd team in there apart from ronaldo and possibly vidic.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #14 on: May 2, 2009, 06:13:00 pm »
It's my opinion, and I'm always right..  ;)
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #15 on: May 2, 2009, 06:16:42 pm »
Mine would have to have a midfield pairing of Jenas and Huddlestone.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #16 on: May 2, 2009, 06:20:47 pm »
Mine would have to have a midfield pairing of Jenas and Huddlestone.

Mine would have been called Aston Hotspurs City.

Could pretty much make the entire 11 out of those 3 teams.

Given

Chimbonda
Dunne
Richards
Bale

Lennon
Barry
Hoddle20stone.
SWP

Keane
Heskey



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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #17 on: May 2, 2009, 06:39:09 pm »
Given and Terry shouldn't really be there

they are well over rated
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #18 on: May 2, 2009, 07:13:52 pm »
Have to put Bently in there, Ł15m and has done nothing......

Prob have Kenwayne Jones or Cisse in there aswell, just plain useless

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #19 on: May 2, 2009, 07:35:34 pm »
A slightly different one for you from me.


Gomes (Tottenham)

Richards (Man City)
Coloccini (Newcastle)
S Taylor (Newcastle)
Bale (Tottenham)

Warnock (Blackburn)
Guthrie (Newcastle)
Barry (Villa)
Milner (Villa)

Cisse (Sunderland)
Martins (Newcastle)

Subs: Given (Man City), Belhadj (Portsmouth), Gutierrez (Newcastle), Nolan (Newcastle), Jones (Sunderland), Xisco (Newcastle)



This is the...

I remember hearing a fellow RAWKite say they think we should sign them (yes, someone really did say Xisco and Coloccini) or we've sold them and someone on here insisted we should bring them back/they're better than the players we replaced them with (e.g. Guthrie, Warnock)

.....XI.


Except for Shay Given, who has to be there cause he's Shay Given.

P.s. apologies to any Newcastle fans in that it might seem like I'm picking on you. But we're trying to win the league, and this team would probably be comfortably relegated.
I'm really hoping Sturridge busts out the wacky dip when he scores.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #20 on: May 2, 2009, 07:39:38 pm »
david james - still after all these years makes stupid mistakes.
dossena - dont understand how he is rated (in italy)
terry - rated as england captain material not in the same league as carra or rio.
toure - he used to be rated but cant defend.
bale - 10million pounds!

Anderson -
Nani-
Mikel Obi -
phill neville - played for england...yes you did read that correct.

Heskey - workrate overshadows how bad of a striker he is.
berbatov - 32 million should get you more than a great touch.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #21 on: May 2, 2009, 07:41:06 pm »
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Neville         Gallas       Richards    Clichy

Young        Anderson   Hagreeves   Robinho

                 Berbatov      Yakubu           

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #22 on: May 2, 2009, 07:46:32 pm »
My XI : 

---------------Robinson------------------


Coloccini-----Dunne------Richards-----Bale


Nani-------Anderson-----Noble------Pedersen

----------Afonso Alves------Zaki-------------


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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #23 on: May 2, 2009, 07:57:42 pm »
Lennons been our best player this season by a long shot, so I think you're being a little bit harsh on him! Surely you should be picking Bentley if anyone

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #24 on: May 2, 2009, 08:05:36 pm »
Lennons been our best player this season by a long shot, so I think you're being a little bit harsh on him! Surely you should be picking Bentley if anyone

Yeah but NO ONE rates Bentley :D

seriously how much did he cost you?

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #25 on: May 2, 2009, 08:07:02 pm »
Yeah but NO ONE rates Bentley :D

seriously how much did he cost you?

Bentley? Geez, 15 or 16 million I think. Cracking deal. He hasn't played since fuckin March or something!

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #26 on: May 2, 2009, 08:08:37 pm »
I must say I rarely watch Tottenham games, but Bale was excellent for Wales the few times I saw him (Russia and Germany I think but not sure).

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #27 on: May 2, 2009, 08:11:02 pm »
I must say I rarely watch Tottenham games, but Bale was excellent for Wales the few times I saw him (Russia and Germany I think but not sure).
I don't think Spurs won a match when he's been in the team. He's like a curse!
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #28 on: May 2, 2009, 08:12:32 pm »
I don't think Spurs won a match when he's been in the team. He's like a curse!

Bit like the Cubs goat eh ? :D

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #29 on: May 2, 2009, 08:15:54 pm »
Forget Fat Sam - Ferguson is the most overrated premier league manager


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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #30 on: May 2, 2009, 08:16:14 pm »
                        VDS

Richards        Terry    Dunne               Bridge


    MGP             Anderson          Downing

                         Keane

              Adebayor    Berbatov


Manager: Fat Sam!

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Roy, Downing hasnt been in anyones team yet so fuck him he's going in!!


No newcastle players cause we all know they are shit.

Bentley doesnt make the team because he doesnt play.

Santa Cruz isn't happy I dropped him either.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #31 on: May 2, 2009, 08:36:36 pm »
Van der Sar

Richards
Dunne
Distin
Evra

Bentley
Malbranque
Neville
Downing

Davis
Berbatov

Fat Sam has to be the manager.
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #32 on: May 2, 2009, 09:03:12 pm »
Given- all he can do is save, the rest of his game is shite, yet he's constantly hailed as (one of) the best

Sagna- just don't really see what he offers other than pace and energy
Terry- runs in treacle.
Upson- just not particularly good
A. Cole- he's actually a better defender than he is going forward, yet its the latter he gets lauded for.

SWP- pretty shite really. Suppose he suits Man City, because he has one good game in a blue moon.
Fellaini- no where near as good as people make out
Bouba Diop- may not be rated that highly, but he truly is turgid
Richardson- just wank

A. Johnson- just wank
K. Jones- I don't think he's bad but he's not this amazing player people harp on about. He's no where near as effective as some of the strikers in his category, i.e. Carew and Crouch
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #33 on: May 2, 2009, 09:19:31 pm »
Nani (if he's still rated), Berbatov, VDS, Robbie Keane, Downing, Zaki are good shout.

I'd suggest Alex and Matthew Taylor. Both are MOTD kind of players

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #34 on: May 2, 2009, 09:23:35 pm »
who really rates zaki, taylor, nani, richardson etc etc!

stick your neck out lads!
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #35 on: May 2, 2009, 10:51:03 pm »
                        VDS

Richards        Terry    Dunne               Bridge


    MGP             Anderson          Downing

                         Keane

              Adebayor    Berbatov


Manager: Fat Sam!



Alright I give in, you got me, who is MGP? 
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #36 on: May 2, 2009, 10:52:33 pm »
pedersen
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #37 on: May 2, 2009, 10:54:23 pm »
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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #38 on: May 2, 2009, 11:00:27 pm »
Babel. There, I've said it. Someone had to.

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Re: Over-rated shite Premier League XI
« Reply #39 on: May 2, 2009, 11:04:01 pm »
Van der Sar
Evra
Dunne

No way the rest i completely agree on.
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