Topic: Ask - RAWK replies

[macca888]

My washhouse/outhouse/coal hole has a small leak in the roof.

Is there anything you can paint them with to reseal them or am I going to be up the ladder on the next dry day nailing new felt into place?

Just jam a carrier bag in the hole from inside and fasten it in with duct tap.

Mouth has got loads of duct tape in his van if you need any.

[Barneylfc]

Fucking car won't start cuz I drove through a big puddle. What the fuck do I do

[BIGdavalad]

Just jam a carrier bag in the hole from inside and fasten it in with duct tap.

Mouth has got loads of duct tape in his van if you need any.

Do I strike you as the kind of person who doesn't own any duct tape?

[And Could He Play]

Fucking car won't start cuz I drove through a big puddle. What the fuck do I do

[vNauuuM]

Someone inbox me the answer?

I want to download 'The Walking Dead' Series 1&2. I want to put them on DVD's 2 Separate DVD's.. Is this possible and how?

I will use a 4.7GB Disc Or a 8.5GB DVD-R. I really need help! Thanks. I also need a link to a whole series as a torrent. I want to convert it so I can play it on my DVD Player/Xbox/PS3

Please Help! Thanks.

[Barneylfc]

That seemed to have done the trick mate. Back at home now 

[And Could He Play]

That seemed to have done the trick mate. Back at home now 

 

[macca888]

Do I strike you as the kind of person who doesn't own any duct tape?

Ah yes, but the "Jack Bauer Duct Tape" that you use for SAS style interrogations isn't as waterproof as the "It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again Duct Tape" that Silence of The Mouth uses. You know better than anyone that the stuff the army provides is second rate. Two good waterboardings and you're reaching for a new roll.

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

Terrible isnt, once or twice you are a suspect in a murder and you never live it down.

Reminds of the saying or whatever it is.......................


Save 1000's of lives and then fuck one goat and what will you be best remembered for?

Also, kill one man and you're a murderer , kill many you're a conquerer, kill em all you're a god.

Bit boring if you kill everyone though. Id save the St Johns Ambulance tho, they are friendly ppl. I was wondering if it would be possible to raise money for charity by doing a sponsered taser session. Bear with me, now i know it hurts like fuck but its a once in a lifetime experience for the vast majority of ppl. You know, that criminal side of life the others will never see. A week in prison as well, that would be good. I think im onto a winner here. Also a Manhunt weekend, drop the client off at the edge of the woods and give the twat a 10min headstart then leg it after him with all manner of tools and weapons. Nothing too bad, Paintball guns, foam covered bats, a machete , tennis balls fired from grenade launchers , a few nutty dogs off the lead as well. Shit the fucker right up.

[Malaysian Kopite]

Reminds of the saying or whatever it is.......................


Save 1000's of lives and then fuck one goat and what will you be best remembered for?

Also, kill one man and you're a murderer , kill many you're a conquerer, kill em all you're a god.

Bit boring if you kill everyone though. Id save the St Johns Ambulance tho, they are friendly ppl. I was wondering if it would be possible to raise money for charity by doing a sponsered taser session. Bear with me, now i know it hurts like fuck but its a once in a lifetime experience for the vast majority of ppl. You know, that criminal side of life the others will never see. A week in prison as well, that would be good. I think im onto a winner here. Also a Manhunt weekend, drop the client off at the edge of the woods and give the twat a 10min headstart then leg it after him with all manner of tools and weapons. Nothing too bad, Paintball guns, foam covered bats, a machete , tennis balls fired from grenade launchers , a few nutty dogs off the lead as well. Shit the fucker right up.

Manhunt weekend sounds fun. Bet Mouth is itching for it.

[Mouth]

Manhunt weekend sounds fun. Bet Mouth is itching for it.

Been there, done that.

[And Could He Play]

anyone else used to play manhunt in the musuem in town, when it had the old trains and cars?

[2u4rez/7]

anyone else used to play manhunt in the musuem in town, when it had the old trains and cars?

Used to love that part of the museum and you also had (iirc) to go through the scary spiders and snakes and fish bit to get there? Went back to the museum a couple of years ago - massive let down.

[And Could He Play]

Used to love that part of the museum and you also had (iirc) to go through the scary spiders and snakes and fish bit to get there? Went back to the museum a couple of years ago - massive let down.

yeah, its shite now Jim, they have recently added a dinosaur section, (£6) entry. Which , to be honest, is shit as well. Even the new musuem on the docks isnt that good.

Maritime musuem is where its at.

[Shady77]

My washhouse/outhouse/coal hole has a small leak in the roof.

Is there anything you can paint them with to reseal them or am I going to be up the ladder on the next dry day nailing new felt into place?

you could try a bitumen type paint over the area you think the leak is coming in, works sometimes

[Lent§]

My washhouse/outhouse/coal hole has a small leak in the roof.

Is there anything you can paint them with to reseal them or am I going to be up the ladder on the next dry day nailing new felt into place?

You could buy a bag of cold
Lay bitumac

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

you could try a bitumen type paint over the area you think the leak is coming in, works sometimes

As a roofer ill give u this advice. Buy me a beer.

Seriously though Dava, what roof is it. Is it simple corrugated iron, asbestos, plastic , tiles etc.

[Maggie May]

My washhouse/outhouse/coal hole has a small leak in the roof.

Is there anything you can paint them with to reseal them or am I going to be up the ladder on the next dry day nailing new felt into place?

But surely Mrs Dava can do this?  I mean, you are a highly trained killing machine, and are all that stands between civilisation as we know it and the marauding hoards of Alki Ada.  What if the said hoards strike while you're up a ladder nailing new felt or lashing bitumen hither and thither?  Doesn't bear thinking about.  You are far too important to national security and should taking your ease, honing your skills and stropping your bayonet in readiness for the fray and so forth.  Let her mend the washouse roof - you know it makes sense. 

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

is you pissed Mrs May?

[Maggie May]

is you pissed Mrs May?

Sadly not.  Eccentric.    

[Sr Harvest Fiields]

Hehehehehe

[BIGdavalad]

Cheers for the advice. As it's stopped raining for twenty minutes and that beardy c*nt Noah's fucked off I've had a look at it today. It appears there's only a very small hole in the roof so I'll pick up a tin of bitumen paint in the week and repaint it when there's some more half decent weather.

[And Could He Play]

Do pubs pay for beermats? the Freehouse ones, not the chains.

[Lent§]

Do pubs pay for beermats? the Freehouse ones, not the chains.

Most of them will get them from the breweries.

[Claire.]

Do pubs pay for beermats? the Freehouse ones, not the chains.

Feeling guilty?

[And Could He Play]

Feeling guilty?

 

Most of them will get them from the breweries.

ah right, i'll have to look more into it.


Still giggling here at Claires comment.

[bleedsred1978]

Im trying to find a post from on here, i think it was in a Lucas thread a while back and it was all about Brazil and brazilian formations, false strikers that type of thing. He was explaining the role Lucas filled before he came to us and the fact that it was neither a holding nor a box to box midfielder role as we know them.

I cant remember the posters name but i think he is brazilian as he knew all the spanish/brazilian names for each position. It was a great post but i cant for the life of me find it.

Anyone? ?Long shot i know.

Thanks

[SMD]

Someone posted it in the quality posts you may have missed thread, hang on.

EDIT: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278619.msg9118024#msg9118024

[bleedsred1978]

Someone posted it in the quality posts you may have missed thread, hang on.

EDIT: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278619.msg9118024#msg9118024

On the ball. Thanks very much mate.

[And Could He Play]

how much would a Taxi from Manchester to London, on to Dover, Paris, Perpignan, Pyrenees Mountains, Barcelona, Valencia, Benidorm, Marbella and finish on Gibralter cost?

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

how much would a Taxi from Manchester to London, on to Dover, Paris, Perpignan, Pyrenees Mountains, Barcelona, Valencia, Benidorm, Marbella and finish on Gibralter cost?

You come out with some questions, but that one takes the cake.

[Anywhichwayucan]

how much would a Taxi from Manchester to London, on to Dover, Paris, Perpignan, Pyrenees Mountains, Barcelona, Valencia, Benidorm, Marbella and finish on Gibralter cost?

[And Could He Play]

You come out with some questions, but that one takes the cake.

 

[Immoral King Brian Blessed]

Anyway, it's about 1,800 miles total. How much do taxis cost?

It would probably be cheaper to buy a taxi!

[And Could He Play]

it's a competition me mates running on Facebook, he owns a taxi firm, winners gets a bottle of Moet.

love free booze.

[Mouth]

how much would a Taxi from Manchester to London, on to Dover, Paris, Perpignan, Pyrenees Mountains, Barcelona, Valencia, Benidorm, Marbella and finish on Gibralter cost?

[Jagged Princess]

I've got a question and you can tell me to mind my own business if you like but who are the other 4 members of the RAWK clique, I've only found 3 so far?  That's assuming of course that there's only 7 of you. 

[And Could He Play]

what?

the clique exists?

[Mouth]

I've got a question and you can tell me to mind my own business if you like but who are the other 4 members of the RAWK clique, I've only found 3 so far?  That's assuming of course that there's only 7 of you. 

You have to know the secret handshake.

[Jagged Princess]

what?

the clique exists?

Shh! you have to be in on it 

By the way, I can't see the image you've posted

You have to know the secret handshake.

I do