Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
If I plug a wired usb mouse in to a laptop and it doesn't respond, what should i do to fix it?
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
maybe restart the system with it plugged in, so it recognised that there is a mouse attached when it boots up.Or maybe look in the device manager and see if the mouse is enabled or not.
Restarting didnt work but good thinking. It doesnt look ar if the device manager is enabled, I can't see any sign of it in the usb controllers or mouse control ?
Oh well I'm of ideas, have you tried punching it?
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
You sat on a bench drinking lager? Classy
Is there some sort of ridiculous regulations for opening times for bars in England/Scotland/Wales today? Over here bars aren't allowed to open until 5 and have to close at something ridiculous like 10 or 11. Had to buy 4 tins of fosters at lunch time today and sit in a fucking bench due to no bars serving beer. Fucking horrendous law that.
They are open for the other 363 days of the year though yeah?
364 yeah. Apart from Christmas day
I've drunk, been drunk and gotten drunk in some of the most maddest of places and I can honestly say, hand on heart, open air drinking is the best way to get pissed... rejoice in it, don't poo poo the out door scoop. Tiz the season for Alfresco socialising, drink, be merry and remember, put your empties in the bin.
Drinking meths up the graveyard with the other tramps is not the way to go.
Where the fuck can I get sugar free easter eggs from?
My wife laughed so hard her tits shook.
I use body glide, find it much better than Vaseline
Most of your eyes are about as much use as Stevie Wonders binoculars....Even your ja ps eye is a busted flush
so if i dont have a digital tv, say a well old crap tv with a scart socket, can i still watch digital tv?
I'm not knocking it. Just wondering if the same regulations apply elsewhere. I enjoyed having a smoke while downing a beer
IT'S STILL MARCH YOU JUG EARED CRISP FONDLER
My stupid fat ass of a cat has brought in and has lost it under a pile of books so between now and the death of mouse will the mouse be able to squeeze under doors etc?
Mice can squeeze through holes the size of a pencil. Sleep tight.
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