Author Topic: Chillies (Read 10542 times)

SP · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on March 17, 2009, 02:16:07 PM

Yep, never again, gloves / holding them in a plastic bag now.

The chillis, not when I pee that is.

irishred1991 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2009, 03:59:05 PM »

love 'em

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:08:22 PM »

Love them! but I stay away from the seeds.

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 12:41:08 PM

Yep that to.

The eyes is painful but its acceptable to go aaaaarghhh me eyes lar. Ive been cooking for people that I dont really know and chopped a chilli then went for a piss. Minutes later in a kitchen full of people that I hardly knew the burning sensation started.

It was a very arkward moment in my life.

kesey · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on March 17, 2009, 04:08:22 PM

Love them! but I stay away from the seeds.

It was very arkward. I mean what would you do?

I think I went outside for bit just to cool off.

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:15:50 PM »

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 04:11:27 PM

It was very arkward. I mean what would you do?

I think I went outside for bit just to cool off.

Well, milk is the best solution for it. Next time

I had rub my eyes after chopping chillis and is really painful.
But got to love them, they taste so good!

kesey · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on March 17, 2009, 04:15:50 PM

Well, milk is the best solution for it. Next time

I had rub my eyes after chopping chillis and is really painful.
But got to love them, they taste so good!

So next time I do it in a kitchen full of people I'll get out me doo dah and put it in a pint of milk.

Thanks.

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:33:42 PM »

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 04:30:46 PM

So next time I do it in a kitchen full of people I'll get out me doo dah and put it in a pint of milk.

Thanks.

Always glad to help

kesey · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:34:33 PM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on March 17, 2009, 04:33:42 PM

Always glad to help

It'll have to be rice milk or soya milk though.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:44:04 PM »

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 04:34:33 PM

It'll have to be rice milk or soya milk though.

Yogurt's best mate, chilli spoors are barbed so need something with a high viscousity to get them of your bellend.
and what ever is left over you can cover your bird with and lick it off....slowly

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:46:14 PM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 17, 2009, 04:44:04 PM

Yogurt's best mate, chilli spoors are barbed so need something with a high viscousity to get them of your bellend.
and what ever is left over you can cover your bird with and lick it off....slowly

Yes, yogurt might be better...

SP · « **Reply #50 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:48:48 PM »

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 04:30:46 PM

So next time I do it in a kitchen full of people I'll get out me doo dah and put it in a pint of milk.

Thanks.

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rotistgeil · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:50:02 PM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 17, 2009, 04:44:04 PM

Yogurt's best mate, chilli spoors are barbed so need something with a high viscousity to get them of your bellend.
and what ever is left over you can cover your bird with and lick it off....slowly

As long as it is not Yak Yogurt! I would not even let the dog lick that off anything (if I had a dog that is).

John C · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:07:29 PM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 17, 2009, 12:21:50 PM

Absolutely love them, can't beat a bit of spice in your food.

I grow them, anyone else?

Yes, love them. Spices everything up nicely. My Mrs has just started to grow then last week (I never knew you could to be honest).

elrojoyoda · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:14:59 PM »

Quote from: kesey on March 17, 2009, 12:36:34 PM

I make chilli , garlic oil.

Pour some oil into a bottle then lash in some garlic and chilli. Very nice.

Be honest lads. Who's ever cut fresh chillis then went for a piss?

OUCH!

Just reminded of Nick Nairn years ago on tv, heated some chilli oil instead of olive oil....had to run out of kitchen cos the smell was so bad!

Tried looking for it on youtube without any success

Party Phil · « **Reply #54 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7993925.stm

buzzing · « **Reply #55 on:** April 10, 2009, 05:17:18 PM »

After seeing youtube vids when people turn into girls by eating the lame harberne (sp) pepper compared to the ghost one, it's amazing she managed that much.....cracked me up when she goes she's disappointed as she managed 60 previously

Billy The Kid. · « **Reply #56 on:** April 10, 2009, 05:44:27 PM »

She smeared the seeds in her eyes? Yowza !!

Ginamos · « **Reply #57 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:18:51 PM »

Mmmm, Chillies. Grow them in our garden in the Philippines, but I've never tried in the UK.

Good for making Bicol Express:

400 grams of long chillies (espada), cut in half and de-seeded (taking out the seeds reduces most of the the heat, preserving the chilli flavour)
500 grams of pork cut into small strips.
1 clove of garlic (small sliced)
1 large onion (sliced)
1 1/2 Litres of coconut milk (counters the heat of the Chilli)
3 teaspoons of Bagoong (fermented shrimp paste)

fry then add the coconut milk and chillies and simmer until chillies are soft.

Eat with rice.

John C · « **Reply #58 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Ginamos on April 10, 2009, 06:18:51 PM

1 1/2 Litres of coconut milk (counters the heat of the Chilli)
3 teaspoons of Bagoong (fermented shrimp paste)

Coconut flavour shrimp, I heard it all now mate.

Ben J · « **Reply #59 on:** April 12, 2009, 12:41:47 AM »

Was in B&Q today and picked up 2 packs of chilli seeds, a propigating tray and a misting bottle, reckon if I sow them tomorrow should have a decent crop by the end of summer.

When I transfer them to pots will they survive on a windowsill? I haven't got a garden so planting them in soil is a no go for me.

Stussy · « **Reply #60 on:** April 12, 2009, 12:51:48 AM »

I have a rack of chilli sauces like some people have a rack of the finest wine. Love it.

I used to have an addiction to Tabasco sauce I would even put it on toast in the mornings.

timiano · « **Reply #61 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:23:01 AM »

Quote from: Ben J on April 12, 2009, 12:41:47 AM

Was in B&Q today and picked up 2 packs of chilli seeds, a propigating tray and a misting bottle, reckon if I sow them tomorrow should have a decent crop by the end of summer.

When I transfer them to pots will they survive on a windowsill? I haven't got a garden so planting them in soil is a no go for me.

Pot on a window sill fine. Watch out for especially hot days and make sure it is 'well' watered. When you say no garden, are you in an apartment? Ever considered a plot at an allotment? Great fun.

trigger · « **Reply #62 on:** April 12, 2009, 12:27:45 PM »

anyone know where you can buy fresh Jalapenos?...hate those pickled fuckers in the jars!

lainey · « **Reply #63 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:08:04 PM »

Quote from: trigger on April 12, 2009, 12:27:45 PM

anyone know where you can buy fresh Jalapenos?...hate those pickled fuckers in the jars!

wilkinson's had them ready potted a few weeks back

Billy The Kid. · « **Reply #64 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:48:18 PM »

Quote from: trigger on April 12, 2009, 12:27:45 PM

anyone know where you can buy fresh Jalapenos?...hate those pickled fuckers in the jars!

Tesco usually have them

I've even managed to get harbenaro from tesco also

CHOPPER · « **Reply #65 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:52:18 PM »

Quote from: lainey on April 12, 2009, 10:08:04 PM

wilkinson's had them ready potted a few weeks back

Wilko's is ace isn't it.

For the record my chillies have still not yet germinated.
2 week and not a shoot

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #66 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:36:01 AM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 12, 2009, 10:52:18 PM

Wilko's is ace isn't it.

For the record my chillies have still not yet germinated.
2 week and not a shoot

If they haven't yet, I don't think they will

Effes · « **Reply #67 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:12:13 AM »

Just recently bought a packet of chillies from asda.

I dont use them up quickly so froze them; but curries since haven't been that hot.

Anyone lnow if freezing them "nullifies" the heat?

CHOPPER · « **Reply #68 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:31:44 AM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on April 13, 2009, 01:36:01 AM

If they haven't yet, I don't think they will

I feel despondent

but on the up side they have taken a while to germinate in the past
so fingers crossed and all that.

weather wise, it's grim up north tha' nose lass..

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #69 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:05:18 AM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 13, 2009, 02:31:44 AM

I feel despondent but on the up side they have taken a while to germinate in the past
so fingers crossed and all that.

weather wise, it's grim up north tha' nose lass..

hope they will then

There is a variety here in my country but is not spicy, called Ají dulce... superb! and they grow up fairly quick...

Lady_Brandybuck · « **Reply #70 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:05:56 AM »

Quote from: Effes on April 13, 2009, 02:12:13 AM

Just recently bought a packet of chillies from asda.

I dont use them up quickly so froze them; but curries since haven't been that hot.

Anyone lnow if freezing them "nullifies" the heat?

try to use the seeds when you make your curries... the heat is there!

Mother.F · « **Reply #71 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:07:20 AM »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 13, 2009, 02:31:44 AM

I feel despondent but on the up side they have taken a while to germinate in the past
so fingers crossed and all that.

weather wise, it's grim up north tha' nose lass..

Definitely keep waiting and watching, it's still early.

ollyfrom.tv · « **Reply #72 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:19:06 AM »

Here's a link for the Scoville Scale.
Some seriously hot shit on there.

http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp

lainey · « **Reply #73 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:19:07 AM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on April 13, 2009, 01:36:01 AM

If they haven't yet, I don't think they will

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 12, 2009, 10:52:18 PM

Wilko's is ace isn't it.

For the record my chillies have still not yet germinated.
2 week and not a shoot

water them from the bottom by standing in water - sometimes they can take a while - they'll grow

Slugworth · « **Reply #74 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:49:22 AM »

Quote from: ollyfrom.tv on April 13, 2009, 10:19:06 AM

Here's a link for the Scoville Scale.
Some seriously hot shit on there.

http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp

Just havng a look on there, the hottest i have had is dave's insanity sauce and it isnt even that high on there, nearly blew my head off

Ben J · « **Reply #75 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:49:31 AM »

Some scary looking sauces on that website, some of the ones over 1,000,000 just look unplesant.

Might order a bottle of 'Ass Reaper' for my mate's birthday as he's always complaining things aren't hot enough.

Effes · « **Reply #76 on:** April 19, 2009, 10:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on April 13, 2009, 03:05:56 AM

try to use the seeds when you make your curries... the heat is there!

I always do mate

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #77 on:** April 19, 2009, 11:00:23 PM »

Quote from: CheshireDave on March 17, 2009, 12:49:01 PM

Anyone tried chilli vodka? That's...intresting

Yes. It's completely mental but has to be tried.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #78 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:53:54 AM »

Got a nice bag of those green finger chillies you get in your Jalfazi from tescos. Nasty little buggers if you get one stuck under your tongue but gives my curries and fajitas a real kick

classycarra · « **Reply #79 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:06:58 PM »

this thread has inspired me to go out and get some seeds. want to give this growing a go! will have to pick up some seeds some time this week