Author Topic: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth (Read 45140 times)

Redondos Barber · « **Reply #960 on:** April 22, 2012, 06:41:19 PM »

Lawrenson wins, hands down, for me.

A head like a deflated bulldog, hair-do of a 75 year old bingo queen, nasal whine of a hungover fart, and the chip on the shoulder of the second best centrehalf in Liverpool's history who had to play, and later talk self important shite, next to the best.

I do not like him.

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #961 on:** April 22, 2012, 06:44:32 PM »

sinnermichael · « **Reply #962 on:** April 23, 2012, 01:39:34 PM »

andy jacobs from the hawksbee and jacobs show on talkshite.

i've never heard a more bitter and fickle bloke when it comes to football. absolutely clueless.

Statto Red · « **Reply #963 on:** April 23, 2012, 05:08:35 PM »

After the last couple of weeks can't believe Andy Burton hasn't been mentioned more on this thread, what a complete bellend he is.

Don't really listen to Talkshite, but after the Keys/Gray Hillsborough debate on there[which was very good], listened online to Tallkshite on the night, of the debate ion Parliament only to find clueless Collymore on about attendances, & being a former Red you'd thought he might have had a discussion on the debate.

rushyman · « **Reply #964 on:** April 23, 2012, 06:44:02 PM »

Wish theyd stop having Dwight Yorke on. hes up there

Like watching a 10 year old man utd fan whos won a competition to be in the studio. Pathetically biased

danno08 · « **Reply #965 on:** April 23, 2012, 06:53:20 PM »

Alan Parry of Sky Sports is the worst commentator out there - fact.

He is unbearable.

Dubit10 · « **Reply #966 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:21:20 PM »

Lawrenson is the biggest twat out there, no doubt. Merson is a close second.

rushyman · « **Reply #967 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:33:07 PM »

Throwing Mark Bright in

Hates us. The fucking spindle legged twat

schmev · « **Reply #968 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:16:59 PM »

Been getting alot of Robbie Mustoe when trying to watch Liverpool games when ESPN are covering them and he's an absolute twunt.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #969 on:** May 6, 2012, 12:00:30 PM »

Quote from: jDJ on April 16, 2012, 05:45:03 PM

Disappointed Mark Saggers isn't on the list. A cnt of proper biblical proportions.

agree with this bellend. heard a bit of him this morning. and had to turn off. so anti liverpool it's untrue. an utter twat.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #970 on:** May 8, 2012, 11:21:13 PM »

i thought cundy was bad but his co-presenter sam delaney on talkshite tonight is far worse. don't think he likes us. so far tonight we've had:

"suarez's conduct was disgrace. it's like he's trying to play his way out of the country"

"reina's form has dipped remarkably. he'll be back in spain in the summer. if liverpool have any nous they'll sell him in the summer whilst he still has some market value".

"carroll has been one of the worst strikers in the premier league this season. he's a disaster"

"liverpool only need four players to challenge for top 4? on that basis any team in the league could get four new players and challenge for top 4"

gregorio · « **Reply #971 on:** May 8, 2012, 11:33:22 PM »

Can we include Gary Richardson please? Surely the prototype for Alan Partridge

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #972 on:** May 9, 2012, 12:09:59 AM »

Quote from: stmichael on May 8, 2012, 11:21:13 PM

i thought cundy was bad but his co-presenter sam delaney on talkshite tonight is far worse. don't think he likes us. so far tonight we've had:

"suarez's conduct was disgrace. it's like he's trying to play his way out of the country"

"reina's form has dipped remarkably. he'll be back in spain in the summer. if liverpool have any nous they'll sell him in the summer whilst he still has some market value".

"carroll has been one of the worst strikers in the premier league this season. he's a disaster"

"liverpool only need four players to challenge for top 4? on that basis any team in the league could get four new players and challenge for top 4"

Then why listen?

Heno · « **Reply #973 on:** May 9, 2012, 12:17:17 AM »

I reckon the top three on the list is the correct answer.

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #974 on:** May 9, 2012, 11:44:45 AM »

Quote from: stmichael on May 8, 2012, 11:21:13 PM

i thought cundy was bad but his co-presenter sam delaney on talkshite tonight is far worse. don't think he likes us. so far tonight we've had:

"suarez's conduct was disgrace. it's like he's trying to play his way out of the country"

"reina's form has dipped remarkably. he'll be back in spain in the summer. if liverpool have any nous they'll sell him in the summer whilst he still has some market value".

"carroll has been one of the worst strikers in the premier league this season. he's a disaster"

"liverpool only need four players to challenge for top 4? on that basis any team in the league could get four new players and challenge for top 4"

That post is like saying "I was walking to the pub yesterday and I saw a massive dollop of dog poo on the pavement. I stopped, picked it up, examined it carefully and then munched my way through it. And do you know what? It tasted exactly like a massive dollop of dog poo!!"

Statto Red · « **Reply #975 on:** May 9, 2012, 11:55:39 AM »

Quote from: gregorio on May 8, 2012, 11:33:22 PM

Can we include Gary Richardson please? Surely the prototype for Alan Partridge

I agree, can't believe Gary & James are Brothers, James is criminally underused, Gary's cringing especially when he's at Wimbledon.

Quote from: SalisburyRed on May 9, 2012, 12:09:59 AM

Then why listen?

By now everyone should know what Talkshite are like, the presenters are WUMs Adrian Durham typifies this, the only time i've listened to Talkshite is Keys & Gray special on Hillsborough, which was worth listning to.

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #976 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:06:35 AM »

I'm fucking bumping this to change my choice.

Step up.... Barry Horne.

What an utter fucking twat he is. Ex bitter or not, i've never actually had to turn the sound off completely in a game before. But i honestly couldn't take more than 35 mins of Horne shooting his load every time the swansea keeper passed to a defender. It was beyond pathetic, it really was.

Fucking twat.

Kovai Red · « **Reply #977 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:12:42 AM »

One more name to be added: Shebby Singh. He is the worst I have ever heard. In the Indian sub continent, he is one of the pundits in ESPN studio. What he was commenting yesterday about Tevez was absolute rubbish. Not only Tevez, he is the one who is very eager to see Gerrard play at RB and Dirk Kuyt at CM. Absolute garbage of the highest rate.

pewithree3 · « **Reply #978 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:50:51 AM »

Closer to home, Gary Gillespie drives me fucking mad on LFC.tv,
droning and boring while Neil Mellor is like a breath of fresh air.

medley · « **Reply #979 on:** May 14, 2012, 12:08:57 PM »

Craig Burley is horrible to listen to. One of those commentators that moans, moans and then moans some more. They way he criticizes some players you'd think he was Zidane in his day but he was just an average Chelsea player.

There was a scottish commentator who I didn't mind when I used to have Sky. I think his name is Davie Provan. Complete opposite to Burley which in itself is a good thing.

Tony18:5 · « **Reply #980 on:** May 14, 2012, 12:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Red_Isle_Chap on May 14, 2012, 11:06:35 AM

I'm fucking bumping this to change my choice.

Step up.... Barry Horne.

What an utter fucking twat he is. Ex bitter or not, i've never actually had to turn the sound off completely in a game before. But i honestly couldn't take more than 35 mins of Horne shooting his load every time the swansea keeper passed to a defender. It was beyond pathetic, it really was.

Fucking twat.

Hear hear!

lankyguy007 · « **Reply #981 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:53:33 PM »

John Motson. Heard him on the Monday Night Club last night saying that if Rafa came back it would be a 'retrograde to say the least' and basically laughing it off.

Pillock

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #982 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Statto Red on May 9, 2012, 11:55:39 AM

I agree, can't believe Gary & James are Brothers, James is criminally underused, Gary's cringing especially when he's at Wimbledon.

Is that right? Talk about chalk and cheese!

sinnermichael · « **Reply #983 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:49:08 PM »

Quote from: lankyguy007 on May 22, 2012, 12:53:33 PM

John Motson. Heard him on the Monday Night Club last night saying that if Rafa came back it would be a 'retrograde to say the least' and basically laughing it off.

Pillock

let me guess? followed by claridge bumping up the amount rafa spent by another £20m (like he did everytime talking about him) whilst mcgarry did rafa impressions in a bid to mock him?

whtwht · « **Reply #984 on:** May 22, 2012, 02:22:52 PM »

Quote from: stmichael on May 22, 2012, 01:49:08 PM

let me guess? followed by claridge bumping up the amount rafa spent by another £20m (like he did everytime talking about him) whilst mcgarry did rafa impressions in a bid to mock him?

Not a surprise .They all think he's a FSW.

mccred · « **Reply #985 on:** May 22, 2012, 03:49:08 PM »

Tim Sherwood is a complete knob, don't care who they've played for in the past, just want unbiased, intelligent analysis. Intelligent rules him out straight away.
Remember we got a last minute winner, think it was benny against Fulham in 2009 and you could see him shaking trying to hold the bile back. Ready to happily rip into us then the goal changed it and he hadn't had time to get over it!
Fucking knob head!

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #986 on:** May 22, 2012, 03:50:54 PM »

The good thing about Sherwood is that since Setanta's demise he's got himself a job as a coach at Spurs and so is rarely, if ever, heard on TV any more.

Virna · « **Reply #987 on:** May 22, 2012, 04:04:47 PM »

I don't know any of those, I watch the games with southamerican commentary.
But there is an argentinean, Fernando Niembro, which is unbearable!!.
Sorry, I just needed to say it.

drmick · « **Reply #988 on:** May 22, 2012, 05:58:37 PM »

Quote from: rushyman on April 23, 2012, 09:33:07 PM

Throwing Mark Bright in

Hates us. The fucking spindle legged twat

Hmmmm..,, het tipped Liverpool for the league title for this season just past, at the the beginning. He's probably just bitter at how poor we were, and how stupid it made him look.

rushyman · « **Reply #989 on:** May 22, 2012, 06:15:04 PM »

Quote from: drmick on May 22, 2012, 05:58:37 PM

Hmmmm..,, het tipped Liverpool for the league title for this season just past, at the the beginning. He's probably just bitter at how poor we were, and how stupid it made him look.

No mate the fellas had it in for us for a long time. Remember an argument he had with Hansen when we were top 08/09 and firing on all cylinders. The guy was being such a c*nt i nearly threw something at the TV

Still seething from the 9-0

JohnBarnesBigToe · « **Reply #990 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:31:30 AM »

Quote from: lankyguy007 on May 22, 2012, 12:53:33 PM

John Motson. Heard him on the Monday Night Club last night saying that if Rafa came back it would be a 'retrograde to say the least' and basically laughing it off.

Pillock

Bit like the bbc having him on to talk about football then

jed the red · « **Reply #991 on:** June 11, 2012, 07:57:20 PM »

He's probably already been mentioned more that once, but Andy Townsend really boils my piss!
What the fuck did he ever do, as a footballer? Am I right in saying he only ever won the FA cup? With a Chelsea team before they were properly invented?

The bit that really got me tonight was when he said about Chamberlain "he's really talented" yeah cheers and the ball is round you prick! Like we need your analysis to tell us that! Fuck off!

Prof · « **Reply #992 on:** June 12, 2012, 07:44:26 AM »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on May 9, 2012, 11:44:45 AM

That post is like saying "I was walking to the pub yesterday and I saw a massive dollop of dog poo on the pavement. I stopped, picked it up, examined it carefully and then munched my way through it. And do you know what? It tasted exactly like a massive dollop of dog poo!!"

Pistolero · « **Reply #993 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:08:15 AM »

astounded by the omission of Mark Bright?.....easily the equal of Le Tissier in the c*nt charts

NOTBORNIN1982 · « **Reply #994 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:09:58 AM »

What a gobshite Andy Townsend is! Stuck the England game on mute because of that nob.

JerseyKopite · « **Reply #995 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Pistolero on June 12, 2012, 09:08:15 AM

astounded by the omission of Mark Bright?.....easily the equal of Le Tissier in the c*nt charts

Mark Bright is awful, absolutely terrible.

Keown was crap as well.

I don't know what the BBC have decided that the standards are.

BBC: "So, Mark, Martin, just a few questions to make sure you're a skilled orateur. Firstly, did you play professional football?"

Mark: "Yes. I played professional football. I was a professional football player. It was my job, and I did it."
Martin: "Interestingly enough, yes."

BBC: "Excellent. Now, did you play in the 80s and 90s?"

Mark: "Yes, the 80s and 90s. Indeed, my career started in 1980 and finished in 1999. So it exactly covered those two decades. Entirely."
Martin: "Yes. Both of them."

BBC: "Fantastic. Really great. Did you ever play for England?"

Mark: "No. I mean, there were some really great forwards around in my day, like Kenny Dalglish and Eric Cantona. I was up against stiff competition."
Martin: "I think so, but time makes fools of us all.:

BBC: "Ah well, never mind. A couple of our pundits are Scots! Did you at least play for Leicester City?"

Mark: "Ah, the glory days, back in in the mid-80s. Yes, I was the start of the team, a voracious striker who amassed 6 goals in two seasons. Some people say they came just to watch me play!"
Martin: "Yes. In 2004."

BBC: "Superb, well, that's that then. See you on Saturday."

AHughes1993 · « **Reply #996 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM »

Robbie Savage is an utter twat, so bitter towards us. Surprising considering he was a fan of ours as a kid

INABITSKI · « **Reply #997 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:58:23 PM »

Quote from: AHughes1993 on June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM

Robbie Savage is an utter twat, so bitter towards us. Surprising considering he was a fan of ours as a kid

He's a manc, always has been as far as I know.

Lent§ · « **Reply #998 on:** June 12, 2012, 09:58:30 PM »

Savage has only ever been a fan of his own, the fucking prick.

jed the red · « **Reply #999 on:** June 12, 2012, 10:18:33 PM »

Quote from: INABITSKI on June 12, 2012, 09:58:23 PM

He's a manc, always has been as far as I know.

I heard him on 5 live a couple of months ago saying he was a Liverpool as a kid,and had been all his life. I just thought yeah fuck off you gobshite,I recently heard him say his biggest regret was never joining the bitters!

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Author Topic: Who is the worst Pundit/Sports Presenter/Commentator on Earth (Read 45140 times)