I just want a jockstrap. A red one obviously. Fuck the top and socks are optional. Just a jockstrap would do me, an away jock strap with red trim too of course. Maybe a third strip with green trim, we've tried everything else. Would prefer yellow. Or just have a fight over it. But our home strip is red and you want white trim?! We started this jockstrap thing ages back, why are you bothering? Haven't you got a third strip? Actually some of the lads go totally without... well that's that settled then. Ours in white, red trim, you'se lot in their knackers.
pheeep!