Defender.
Saturday night I had a piss in a bus stop waiting for a taxi, turned around only to realise pissed on some poor bugger led on the floor. Fucks knows what he was doing there.
i'd let her park her car in my garage!
Can't listen to the radio anymore. The commentators jizzing his pants everytime Utd have the fucking ball.
Fucking book scholes then if he was diving
bring on yer manchester united!
2 minutes left plus time added on.
Two bulls, one old and one young, standing at the top of a field watching a herd of cows. The young one says, "hey let's run down and fuck one of them", and the older one says, "patience, let's walk down and fuck them all".
Don't tempt fate!