Just read this in the evening paper.
www.Londoneveningstandard.comWest London police were called to a disturbance late Sunday afternoon at the Prince of Wales public house in Earl’s Court Road. A heavy man in his early 50s with an unusual accent and fixed grin on his face was arrested and spent the night behind bars at a West London battery farm after a confusing incident in the pub’s crowded saloon bar. “He sort of ran into the pub with no clothes on and stretched himself out on the bar-top right in front of the London Pride pump” said the bar-worker Jason Hollins of South Kensington. “Then he curled into what I can only describe as a turkey-like posture and started sqwaking that everyone was a ‘plastic bastard’.
Waitress Sheila Osgood, 19, saw the incident as she came through from the kitchens. “I didn’t think we had turkey on the menu so I was surprised to see a big broiler laid out on the bar in front of Jason. I thought there was something odd though. It looked a bit undercooked to me and besides we normally serve turkey with more than just the one parsnip and couple of roast potatoes…… It was a decent sized parsnip though”.
Regular customer, Mr John Terry 26 of no fixed abode, saw the whole thing from his usual seat in the pub but was too upset to speak. An hour earlier he had been raped in front of 41,000 paying spectators at Stamford Bridge, a small and undistinguished football ground in the neighbourhood.
Police are continuing their enquiries but have issued a statement saying the ball
did cross the line at Anfield in May 2005
