Right then, I got royally stitched up by my housemates on Tuesay night - thrice! - and need some ideas as to how to get them back. Just so you cangauge the scale of attack needed, I'll tell you what thefirst two parts were - the last one does not need to be covered!!
Firstly, I was going on a (first) date with a girl I'd spoken to for about 5 minutes in total, in a restaurant a couple of towns away. One of the lads asked me where I was taking her so I told him the name of the place... nothing wrong there. So then, half way through the meal and all is going well, until I see someone dressed a bit silly walk past the other end of the restaurant and into the toilet, closely followed by another guy looking a bit sheepish. My housemates. Or at least, 2 or them. The other 4 were at the bar, 'innocently' looking over and having a good old spying session. I spotted them, but thought they'd piss off once I'd noticed them, but not to be - next thing I know, a waiter is bringing over two drinks to our table - "compliments of the guys at the bar" - a pint of Guinness for me and a glass of milk in a toddler's feeder cup for the girl!
Anyway, following that, they all decided to come over, and pulled up chairs at our nice little romantic table for 2, insisting that the girl I was with should have a party and invite some girl friends round! Way to make a first impression!
Anyway, luckily she took it pretty well and once they'd pissed off back to the bar we left without them noticing... just so they couldn't follow us really... and went to another bar in town. An hour or so later and we're heading back home, she comes to check out our little beach house as she lives on the next street and lo and behold, by this time I was actually living on the beach. My bed, my chair, my couch, lamp - entire bedroom furniture was neatly set up and arranged outside the back door of the house , on our beach next door to the pub! Talk about a room with a view, if the tide had come in Id've been waking up with cod in me mouth! I wouldn't have minded if it wasn't baltic outside, but I was now left with an empty bedroom and my pillows pretty much floating off to sea. Stitched!
Anyway, like I said, there is more but that won't be covered... but I need some ideas how to get them back. I know which one(s) will have forced the issue and which ones will have taken a back seat, so ideas with varying amounts of humiliation are welcome! The only catch is, I've only got three weeks to pull it off, soit's gotta be relatively easy and quick... any suggestions welcome!