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Practical jokes...
« on: October 23, 2008, 07:08:03 AM »
Right then, I got royally stitched up by my housemates on Tuesay night - thrice! - and need some ideas as to how to get them back. Just so you cangauge the scale of attack needed, I'll tell you what thefirst two parts were - the last one does not need to be covered!!

Firstly, I was going on a (first) date with a girl I'd spoken to for about 5 minutes in total, in a restaurant a couple of towns away. One of the lads asked me where I was taking her so I told him the name of the place... nothing wrong there. So then, half way through the meal and all is going well, until I see someone dressed a bit silly walk past the other end of the restaurant and into the toilet, closely followed by another guy looking a bit sheepish. My housemates. Or at least, 2 or them. The other 4 were at the bar, 'innocently' looking over and having a good old spying session. I spotted them, but thought they'd piss off once I'd noticed them, but not to be - next thing I know, a waiter is bringing over two drinks to our table - "compliments of the guys at the bar" - a pint of Guinness for me and a glass of milk in a toddler's feeder cup for the girl!

Anyway, following that, they all decided to come over, and pulled up chairs at our nice little romantic table for 2, insisting that the girl I was with should have a party and invite some girl friends round! Way to make a first impression!

Anyway, luckily she took it pretty well and once they'd pissed off back to the bar we left without them noticing... just so they couldn't follow us really... and went to another bar in town. An hour or so later and we're heading back home, she comes to check out our little beach house as she lives on the next street and lo and behold, by this time I was actually living on the beach. My bed, my chair, my couch, lamp - entire bedroom furniture was neatly set up and arranged outside the back door of the house , on our beach next door to the pub! Talk about a room with a view, if the tide had come in Id've been waking up with cod in me mouth! I wouldn't have minded if it wasn't baltic outside, but I was now left with an empty bedroom and my pillows pretty much floating off to sea. Stitched!

Anyway, like I said, there is more but that won't be covered... but I need some ideas how to get them back. I know which one(s) will have forced the issue and which ones will have taken a back seat, so ideas with varying amounts of humiliation are welcome! The only catch is, I've only got three weeks to pull it off, soit's gotta be relatively easy and quick... any suggestions welcome!
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 07:26:54 AM »
Lift their pillows off their beds.

Shit were the pillow was.

Place pillow back on bed.


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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 09:48:52 AM »
Put on a balaclava and throw acid in there eyes ,then drive them to an old warehouse down by the docks,stick a cucumber up there arse and smash there feet with a hammer.
 
Dont forget to film it,so you can all enjoy watching it afterwards with a few beers ;)


« Last Edit: October 23, 2008, 09:50:23 AM by Capon Debaser »
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 09:51:39 AM »
shag their mas

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 09:57:33 AM »
My kid brother used to do this thing when he was in a funny mood.he would wipe his arse after a shit with wet toilet paper.then rub it all over me and my older brothers pillows.

id be getting all comfy in bed,when id be like what the fucks that smell ??and then realise i have damp shit on my face  :D
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 09:57:36 AM »
Smash an egg in the air vent.

Or, if you have lots of time, remove every screw from their room (wardrobes, beds, doors, etc) and leave everything all balancing together precariously.

OR, my favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9YAwuN5lA
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 10:05:58 AM »
Just fart on their pillows and give them pink eye
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 10:15:55 AM »
Smash an egg in the air vent.

OR, my favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9YAwuN5lA

Leave raw fish under their beds or inside their wardrobes. Just make sure that the fish has been out of the fridge for a day or two inside a sealed plastic bag, then let rip.

That yellow pages prank seems like a good idea but you'd need manpower for it to be effective.
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »
do what i did on a "mate" and piss in a supersoaker and spray it over him

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 10:26:12 AM »
Smash an egg in the air vent.

Or, if you have lots of time, remove every screw from their room (wardrobes, beds, doors, etc) and leave everything all balancing together precariously.

OR, my favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9YAwuN5lA

thats brilliant

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 10:31:41 AM »


That yellow pages prank seems like a good idea but you'd need manpower for it to be effective.


Suprisingly not, very little effort required with that one.

Another good one, back in the day, was to get someones cassette or vhs tapes, unscrew them, and put everything back in the wrong way round. Got many people with that one as a young un.
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Re: Practical jokes...
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 11:08:40 AM »
When at uni, a few of my friends broke in to a girl's room whilst she had gone home for the weekend.

They scrunched up bit of newspapers into very loose 'balls' and filled the room to the ceiling :D

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 11:25:59 AM »
shag their mas

and record it incase they laugh it off thinking you're joking, pull down a projector screen and shit

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 11:30:14 AM »
and record it incase they laugh it off thinking you're joking, pull down a projector screen and shit

And get a pointer ;D

'Now if you look here (point) this is the area of penetration, here (point) is the look of pleasure on your dear old girls face, and finally, here (point) is me mouthing 'Ave that, you c*nt''
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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 11:47:17 AM »
And get a pointer ;D

'Now if you look here (point) this is the area of penetration, here (point) is the look of pleasure on your dear old girls face, and finally, here (point) is me mouthing 'Ave that, you c*nt''

of course, the pointer goes without saying ;D

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 11:57:21 AM »
Smash an egg in the air vent.

Or, if you have lots of time, remove every screw from their room (wardrobes, beds, doors, etc) and leave everything all balancing together precariously.

OR, my favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9YAwuN5lA
Threr both boss and funny idea's.

Come on WHATS THE 3rd ONE?

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2008, 12:04:27 PM »
of course, the pointer goes without saying ;D

A bit of guest commentary voiceover from Morgan Freeman, Al Gore doing an additional presentation showing how you warmed the old girl's globes and there could even be an Oscar in it for you!  If they've got a few younger sisters as well, you could turn it into a Rocky style franchise!  ;D

I used to get back at my older brother when he played his "hilarious" pranks by waiting until he was asleep, climbing down from the top bunk, punching him as fucking hard as I could and then running into me mam's room and saying he'd just attacked me and I hit him in self defence, just as he came running out the bedroom screaming like a fucking loon! No pocket money for you , yer big c*nt!  :)

Pissing in their shoes might work also!   :D
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2008, 12:22:30 PM »
Leave raw fish under their beds or inside their wardrobes. Just make sure that the fish has been out of the fridge for a day or two inside a sealed plastic bag, then let rip.

If not located within 2 hours would it not stink up the house aswell though...

If so what is something that will stink up a room but not to the degree that it stinks up the rest of the house... Eggs?

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2008, 12:23:20 PM »
Put Hydrogen Peroxide in their shower gel


note for legal reasons i never suggested this ;)


or better still go into his room and superglue everything down to eachother

so tv remote on the tele, anything on any desk or table etc etc
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« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008, 12:27:28 PM »
Col...I know I shouldn't...but :lmao
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« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008, 12:46:06 PM »
anything with bodily fluids is funny!

we went skiing with the school years ago:

Filled up 2nr 2litre bottle's full ov piss  (over the course of the 5days)  and emptied the fuckers out the balcony over a load of french people eating there ham and cheese baguetts! hahaha

that same holiday, me an my mate shit in a sandwich bag (both ov us...it was horrible!  proper horrible!)     then went next door to the bully victims room, put one in his ski boot and the other one in the microwave!    that was just discusting!

and probably the funniest was on the last night, we robbed about 8 fire extinguishers, let them off in the corridoors and lifts and put them all in the bully victims room!     

Every1 got proper bollocked for that! and the hotel said that the school was never welcome back to the hotel!   hahaha     

probably the funniest holiday iv eva been on!     




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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2008, 01:03:01 PM »
Get one of their phones while they are distracted and do a "send to all" text saying something along the lines of:

"Hey [insert one of your group of mates], I've been having feelings for [insert another of the mates]. I don't think I'm fully gay but its starting to get to me, do you reckon I should say something or just keep quiet?"

Then sit back and watch as his phone starts ringing off the hook ;D

Will work best if you pick the 2 of your mates who he would be most likely to (a) confide in, and (b) fancy if he was actually gay...

Obviously if your mate is gay then it would probably lose some of the impact ;D

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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2008, 01:30:25 PM »
Shoot them ;D That always works for me
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2008, 02:28:12 PM »
Wait till their alseep, fill their beds with coco pops - they wake up looking a bit tanned to say the least.

wait till their alseep and drunk, and put them next to each other, grab a toothbrush and rub their arses vigorously. Wait till they wake up and tell you they fell asleep together and their arse is red and sore.

wet your finger, rub it round your bellend previous to meeting them/entering room. Run up and wet willy their mouths. Called a prawn lip
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2008, 02:35:33 PM »
Col...I know I shouldn't...but :lmao

You know you shouldn't? What dya mean shouldn't?

Yes you should.

I like the Hydrogen Peroxide in their shampoo/shower gel.

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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2008, 02:41:11 PM »
Put Hydrogen Peroxide in their shower gel


note for legal reasons i never suggested this ;)


or better still go into his room and superglue everything down to eachother

so tv remote on the tele, anything on any desk or table etc etc

Im loving that one.
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2008, 02:47:42 PM »
This is a website that allows people to anonymously inform their past partners via an e-card that they may have been exposed to an STD (sexually transmitted disease).  You could send the e-cards to girls you know he has been with knowing it will get back to him somehow, or you could send it to him and let him start making calls to girls he has been with to yell at them.  Either way.  http://www.inspot.org/gateway.aspx

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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2008, 02:51:09 PM »
download an embrasing ringtone like YMCA and bluetooth it to their phone when they're not looking. with some phones you can set an alarm and the ring tone as the alarm tone
 
caught my brpther with this set the alarm for when i knew he'd be in class in college

cling film on the toilet / replace the toothpaste with imac (female hair removal cream)

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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2008, 03:07:12 PM »
if the tide had come in Id've been waking up with cod in me mouth!

And if you'd got lucky, the same might have happened.

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« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2008, 03:09:00 PM »
get a bag of cement / plaster and have a competition to see who can hold it over their head the longest on the last person's turn cut the bag open from behind them

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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »
Col...I know I shouldn't...but :lmao

In fairness, I laughed my tits off too.

You know you shouldn't? What dya mean shouldn't?

Yes you should.

;D

And if you'd got lucky, the same might have happened.

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I was thinking of a combination of two old favourites for one of the lads - cling film over the toilets coupled with laxatives in his drink...
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Re: Practical jokes...
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2008, 04:18:34 PM »
Haha unlucky mate ;D

I think either supergluing all their stuff down or taking all the screws out of stuff are great ideas.
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