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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #840 on: December 24, 2008, 02:57:50 AM »
Lucas is not fit to play for Liverpool let alone a Premier League side. Get him back to Gremio or wherever he came from. He must have come from the worst Brazil U21 side ever to be captain
Socrates did have a habit of polarising opinion, as does Lucas. Lucas is also good at hemming opponents in and locking them into difficult situations.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #841 on: December 24, 2008, 03:22:36 AM »
Christmas is here again, time to look forward to the next season AGAIN.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #842 on: December 24, 2008, 05:47:37 AM »
Lucas is not fit to play for Liverpool let alone a Premier League side. Get him back to Gremio or wherever he came from. He must have come from the worst Brazil U21 side ever to be captain

Sadly, i see that type of post in non-sarcastic threads, also.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #843 on: December 24, 2008, 11:14:57 AM »
Liverpool are unbelievably shite........ I mean that Pennant Rafa brought in from a Birmingham side that got relegated.

Only came here to put himself in the shop window for a move to a big European side like Madrid

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #844 on: December 24, 2008, 12:38:50 PM »
Liverpool are unbelievably shite........ I mean that Pennant Rafa brought in from a Birmingham side that got relegated.

Only came here to put himself in the shop window for a move to a big European side like Madrid

Yeah and Rafa can take Pennant under his feathers and both fuck off to wallows in money Real Madrid.  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #845 on: December 26, 2008, 05:14:08 PM »
Finally over the 40 point mark, so we should just about be safe from relegation for another year. We need to start building for next years battle to stay in the league as soon as the transfer window opens though.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #846 on: December 26, 2008, 05:15:21 PM »
Can't fucking believe it, we are so crap. Only scored 3 goals, what a sorry effort.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #847 on: December 26, 2008, 05:23:57 PM »
Gutted. Blackburn got Sam Allardyce. We've left it too long to sack Benitez. Can we afford to tempt Steve Bruce to us? Mind you, Curbishley is looking for a job isn't he? Wonder if a call to 6-0-6 would get things moving?

Match today was poor. Bolton were obviously not trying. They looked tired after all their European football this season and have obviously settled for just a top 6 finish instead of pushing on for that CL place which we can only dream about. Rafa's selections just keep getting increasingly bizarre - 442 with two strikers who haven't scored in their entire careers, no Gerrard on the right wing, no Mascherano and no Torres.

I know we ought to be safe from relegation but 2009 is shaping up to be yet another year of mediocrity. We need to spend big in January if we're to hope for anything like a good run at a UEFA cup spot but I'll settle for the Intertoto.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #848 on: December 26, 2008, 05:40:05 PM »
Really DIRE performance today. AWFUL!!! ::)
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #849 on: December 26, 2008, 05:44:03 PM »
No heart-stopping seat-of-the-pants tension today at all! Not only that but they didn't give the press any excuse to write about Keane being sold in January. And Nando wasn't on the bench when they all said he was going to be. Just not good enough.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #850 on: December 26, 2008, 05:49:37 PM »
A proper football team would have really gone for it after scoring 3 and killed the game off.

What do we do?

Sit back and wait for thr whistle.

Pathetic.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #851 on: December 26, 2008, 06:01:42 PM »
What the fuck was Pepe thinking today, keeping a clean sheet?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #852 on: December 26, 2008, 06:04:02 PM »
Absolute wank.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #853 on: December 26, 2008, 06:04:24 PM »
Everton have won more away games than us, we have no chance of winning anything when they have a better record like that.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #854 on: December 26, 2008, 06:04:41 PM »
Bullshit

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #855 on: December 26, 2008, 06:08:59 PM »
I see Torres at Anfield today, didn't see the fucker singing though or wear a scarf, no passion, it's clear the lad wants away, the sooner we get rid the better, make way for a proper striker like that Jason Roberts or that Cole lad at West Ham, those boys know how to find the net.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #856 on: December 26, 2008, 06:09:45 PM »
Fucking zonal marking!! another 2 goals conceded from set pieces!! :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #857 on: December 26, 2008, 06:14:36 PM »
rafa wants to be the sporting director, sitting up there in the box, innit?



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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #858 on: December 26, 2008, 06:31:23 PM »
rafa wants to be the sporting director, sitting up there in the box, innit?




and fucking leaving before the end?   Disgraceful whopper!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #859 on: December 26, 2008, 06:56:18 PM »
and fucking leaving before the end?   Disgraceful whopper!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #860 on: December 26, 2008, 07:31:56 PM »
Sammy Lee showed how attacking football is done today. We can only dream of that sort of display when the fat Spanish waiter comes back.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #861 on: December 26, 2008, 07:34:25 PM »
Hahahahaha love this thread.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #862 on: December 26, 2008, 07:36:36 PM »
I see Torres at Anfield today, didn't see the fucker singing though or wear a scarf, no passion, it's clear the lad wants away, the sooner we get rid the better, make way for a proper striker like that Jason Roberts or that Cole lad at West Ham, those boys know how to find the net.

Skrtel too... shame on him!. he's not as bad as he looks.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #863 on: December 26, 2008, 08:20:15 PM »
Fucking Torres and Keane haven't scored a goal at the Kop end all season, the pair of pricks.
 We'd be nearer to the top of the league if they had.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #864 on: December 26, 2008, 08:24:01 PM »
Keane's fucking shite - not even good enough to complete his fucking hat-trick.

Fucking Reina wants shooting as well for getting rid of the ball so early - wait till the team are back in shape you trigger happy bastard.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #865 on: December 26, 2008, 08:34:08 PM »
Pretending Arbeloa's  injured to protect Robbie Keane scoring is ludicrous !
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #866 on: December 26, 2008, 08:38:53 PM »
Yet again we failed to deliver
3 fucking goals in 90 minutes  >:(
United would've at least gotten 8 , they're the World Champions , you know.
Oh and how about that whopper Keane , didn't see him all match.Same goes for Benayoun.
Worthless fuckers, time to leave our club.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #867 on: December 26, 2008, 08:47:39 PM »
Ahhhh well there's always next season....

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #868 on: December 26, 2008, 08:49:36 PM »
robbie keane's shite cos he never got his hat trick


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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #869 on: December 26, 2008, 08:55:55 PM »
Only 3 goals scored against a team managed by Steve McLaren's brother.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #870 on: December 26, 2008, 10:09:24 PM »
How can we expect to be top when you have Carra and agger running out of defence and shooting for goal And whats all this, giving El Zhar and Ngog pitch time? clueless management.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #871 on: December 26, 2008, 10:37:28 PM »

Top of the league isn't good enough. We should have won it by now.

Benitez has to stop feigining kidney stones and face up to his mistakes rather than hide down a telephone line or in the directors box. Not acceptable.


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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #872 on: December 26, 2008, 10:48:17 PM »
why da fuck did we not take keane off today ? 2 goals against a shitty bolton team isnt good enough. And Reina did fucking nothing all game what the fuck are we paying him for?????
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #873 on: December 26, 2008, 10:55:04 PM »
I've had enough of rafa hiding, when the going gets tough he gets kidney stones, why not do take a lesson from wenger in how to conduct a post match interview, just because the pressure is on rafa does not mean you can bottle out of giving a dignified and fair interview, if your well enough to sit next to parry your well enough to sit next to sammy lee.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #874 on: December 26, 2008, 11:00:22 PM »
Sammy Lee's management record record is shit.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #875 on: December 26, 2008, 11:18:23 PM »
I can't believe we drew with Hull, West Ham and Fulham

We are shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #876 on: December 27, 2008, 12:16:53 AM »
72% possesion and we only scored 3, pathetic, Bolton didn't have any efforts of goal but if Nolan had lobbed Reina in the first few minutes. we would have lost 5-0.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #877 on: December 27, 2008, 12:56:05 AM »
If bolton scored that goal, which they should have, in the opening minutes, I fear we would have lost 5-0. Not good enough. [should really have read the post preceding mine before I wrote this.... good to see we predictged the same end score]

Also, I think I saw Torres booing when Lucas came on.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #878 on: December 27, 2008, 03:23:20 AM »
I'll tell you why we're shite - it's that Robbie Keane's fault!  :no Getting interviewed after the game, he said all he's interested in is "Tree Points!"  Well Robbie, let me tell you this; it's 3 points we need, not fucking tree points! Chelsea used to have legends like Chopper Harris, a player with no less than TWO 2nd division titles under his belt, while we've got a gobshite like Keane. Where do you think he got his nickname from Robbie, chopping down defenders? Think again sunshine; he was out on a Sunday after the match with a fucking big axe, chopping down a few elms and oaks!! Let me make one thing clear Mr Keane, tree points might well get you a gold medal and a certificate (on recycled paper, naturally) from the "Chris Martin Academy for Tree Hugging, Carbon Neutralizing, Global Cooling And Planet Saving" but it won't win us the fucking league you environmentally friendly daft c*nt! Fuck him off to the bench again until he gets his priorities right, the big twat!! 
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #879 on: December 27, 2008, 06:13:01 AM »
Riera is daft! He must understand that you shouldnt be scoring f Bolton are not marking the posts!!!

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