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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1560 on: April 4, 2009, 08:59:06 pm »
That Benny Noon is shite. Everyone else can hit the bar or the post, why the fuck can't he? Twat.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1561 on: April 5, 2009, 03:41:43 am »
That Benny Noon is shite.


doesn't he play for Hermans Hermit's...

or is that Barry...?

oh no he's a heeby-geeby... I think,

shite anyway, we should be winning cups 0-0 like those great fellows accross up the East Lancs Road...
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1562 on: April 5, 2009, 08:57:15 am »
Another last minute winner against a bunch or relegation candidates - and what about the finishing in the first half. Isn't the goal big enough or something?
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1563 on: April 5, 2009, 09:19:09 am »
In past years, this club has had the decency to wait until the leaders are well ahead before going on a late run of good form, thus ensuring that supporters are not subjected to the stress of a title challenge. Now it appears this fine tradition has gone out the window. Not only are Manchester United within touching distance, but Chelsea are actually BEHIND us. What the hell is going on?

It was all going so well until we beat Manchester United – the finest team in the WORLD – at Old Trafford. What were our players thinking? Didn’t they realise the effect it might have on those sensitive lads? And to put that sort of stress on their elderly manager . . . Well, that’s just cruel, isn’t it?

Our players may have felt they’d successfully avoided a title challenge this year when they added a pre-Christmas slump to the traditional January collapse. But even they must now realise that it’s not been enough.

Every player in the club has to knuckle down and start grinding out a series of goalless draws before it’s too late.


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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1564 on: April 5, 2009, 09:28:35 am »
Worthless finishing from a shit team. We are not good enough. Can't even imagine how we are gonna beat Chelsea. They never lose away and don't get me started on how brilliant they are at the mighty Bridge.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1565 on: April 5, 2009, 09:37:18 am »
Absolutely crap.

Benayoun and Babel should never play for this club again.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1566 on: April 5, 2009, 09:53:54 am »
Oh, Yossi is the new flavour of the month now is he? Well, he was shite a fews weeks ago and the fact he scored a spawny late goal yesterday changes nothing.
 I thought he was offside as well. Good job Steve 'boyhood Red' Bennett was the ref.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1567 on: April 5, 2009, 09:55:18 am »
The substitute scoring clearly means that Rafa got his starting line up wrong. Again.

As some other respected posters have opined, we're where we are DESPITE Rafa (and his rotating), not because of him.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1568 on: April 5, 2009, 10:01:47 am »
And where were Reina's goal assists? Totally anonymous yesterday.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1569 on: April 5, 2009, 10:53:19 am »
One day Liverpool fans will realise just how useless this team is. It will probably be our next loss and then we will finally be rid of the fat Spanish waiter.

We need to look at the long-term. Beating the Fulhams of this league 1-0 is not what Champions do. Champions win every match 4-0 and more. Just like the Mancs have been doing this season.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1570 on: April 5, 2009, 12:47:36 pm »
meester fawlty, meester fawlty ...

i no understand, ..

I am from Barthelona...

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1571 on: April 5, 2009, 01:12:33 pm »
bullshit last minute games with last minute winners! where have our 3-0 half-time leads gone!?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1572 on: April 9, 2009, 11:20:58 am »
Fuck told yer ....

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1573 on: April 9, 2009, 12:51:24 pm »
Chelsea are shite...!!!

they could only score 3 against probably the worst team Liverpool have ever put out on a field...

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1574 on: April 9, 2009, 01:56:34 pm »
Now this is the right time to post in this thread.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1575 on: April 9, 2009, 03:19:05 pm »
after few very lucky wins, the fluke at home against the greatest ever european team Real, then we go to old Trafford, the Theatre of Dreams, the home of the Double champions and somehow, actually a gifted goal by Vidic the best defender in PL this year, then Gerrard dives for a pen which he barely scores. just pure luck.
But it ran out, against the mighty chelsea we just proved what shite side we really were. we are now out of CL, which we should have been long ago, this weekend unless we get our luck back, the mighty blackburn might put 4 past us this time.
absolutely shite to watch this LFC.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1576 on: April 9, 2009, 03:31:17 pm »
Tell you what, that Rafa Benitez needs fired. Doesnt he know Liverpool fans want to win the Champions Legaue over everything else?

It's all very good challenging in the league but he should know by now how much we all want to succeed in Europe.

How bad did they look witout Mascherano? One man team if ever Ive seen one.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1577 on: April 11, 2009, 02:49:46 pm »
What the fuck was the point of that? None of those goals count in the CL AND the mancs have 2 games extra to play. Why don't we just make it easy on all fronts eh? Fucking shite, no effort out there against a well drilled blackburn. 4-0, what's the point?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1578 on: April 11, 2009, 08:06:41 pm »
Seriously, I don't know what Rafa's doing and I've begun to believe he doesn't know either. Sad to say Rafa fucked up the subs again.

It's DOSSENA who's supposed to come on to score our fourth goal. NOT N'gog.

It's clear Rafa has absolutely no respect for tradition.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1579 on: April 11, 2009, 08:15:58 pm »
Seriously, I don't know what Rafa's doing and I've begun to believe he doesn't know either. Sad to say Rafa fucked up the subs again.

It's DOSSENA who's supposed to come on to score our fourth goal. NOT N'gog.

It's clear Rafa has absolutely no respect for tradition.
spot on, Sack Rafa! If we get a CL spot for next season we can consider ourselves lucky and pleased that the FA and the almighty Manchester united and chelsea let us....
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1580 on: April 11, 2009, 09:29:47 pm »
There's no doubt about it whatsoever. We are SHITE.... at being shite.

Is that the best we can do?
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1581 on: April 12, 2009, 12:16:27 pm »
That Torres is shite as well. Runs round like a headless chicken, scores two lucky goals, and still manages to get Man Of The Match. Samba should have got that. We should try and buy him in the summer. Better than the rubbish we have at the moment.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1582 on: April 12, 2009, 05:36:05 pm »
i think its disgraceful that the team decide to score four just cause someone brings a sign saying 'gail's 40th score 4-0 4 me' i was shouting for them to score 4 on wednesday and they only got one, wtf is that about? favouritism towards Gail (probly nando's son or something) BASTARDS!
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1583 on: April 12, 2009, 08:46:37 pm »
Christ! We only got four this week - on the slipperly slope again   :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1584 on: April 12, 2009, 10:09:07 pm »
2 more goals from set-pieces as well. We're getting more and more like Everton every week.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1585 on: April 12, 2009, 10:31:14 pm »
cant we get a march going next time the owners are in town?  With banners " Rafa out Klinsman in'

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1586 on: April 12, 2009, 10:43:08 pm »
favouritism towards Gail (probly nando's son or something)


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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1587 on: April 12, 2009, 11:41:20 pm »
shite again,

we scrape a jammy 4-0 against a lowly team like Blackburn whilst the magnificent mancs stroll home again with a masterly 2-1 thrashing of the awesome Sunderland...

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1588 on: April 17, 2009, 09:49:52 pm »
No class our manager...
All that tic-tac stuff at the Blackburn game...still don't know what the odds are..
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1589 on: April 17, 2009, 10:50:15 pm »
sweet jesus, i thought rafa would have been fed up off being masterminded by His Greatness Mr. Ferguson but no he has to antagonise The Master by insulting his best mate Big Sexy Sam Allardyce. rafa just give up, the way you disgraced yourself after getting a lucky 2nd goal against a injury torn blackburn side who we were in truth VERY VERY lucky to get a result from. that jurgen klinsmann is lookin pretty decent right now. SACK RAFA!
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1590 on: April 17, 2009, 10:55:23 pm »
Can't believe we have a manager who dares to stand on the touchline and move his arms after a goal has been scored. FFS Rafa, what's wrong with just sitting down and chewing some gum?
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1591 on: April 18, 2009, 02:17:51 pm »
Rafa's quite the bully isn't he ? Picking on that fat manager , he should know better than that.
No respect whatsoever , there's no place for managers like that in the premier league
Sack him before Ferguson gets really mad , we all know gentlemen like him don't like bullying
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1592 on: April 18, 2009, 02:24:38 pm »
What it is is that Rafael Benitez is a foreigner. The 'Spaniard' has no idea how to behave in England. Sam Allardyce and Mr. Ferguson (That's right, he's a Knight of the Realm, and don't you forget it) have class, dignity and above all, managerial ability that the Spaniard will never ever have. You don't celebrate when you're team score. Hell, you don't even congratulate your players when they score or admit that they've done something good, I have no idea what he was thinking. He should just leave now before he embarrases himself again.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1593 on: April 19, 2009, 06:45:07 am »
we are so shite... 

we can't win and we're not even playing... ha, shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1594 on: April 19, 2009, 01:47:39 pm »
Makes me sick seeing the Big 4 contesting the semi's this weekend, while we sit at home waiting for a meaningless league game on Tuesday. Never thought it would come to this.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1595 on: April 19, 2009, 11:17:53 pm »
Well that's just great isn't it? Going to get ripped to pieces by blueshite tomorrow.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1596 on: April 20, 2009, 04:52:59 am »
Rafa is mad - I cannot imagine we can forgo Voronin who is one of the best striker in Germany over the last 6 months.  Instead, we settled for injury prone Torres who cannot bother to take a second touch after chesting the ball down in Blackburn game and happen to fluke a goal. 

Instead of making full use of Voronin, we probably have to end up selling him for  3 to 5 million profit.  If we are so desperate up for profit, we should be selling prawn sandwiches like ManU.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1597 on: April 20, 2009, 05:24:12 am »
Rafa is so shite he can't give the finger to Allardyce but instead had to resort to contemptuous hand gestures

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« Reply #1598 on: April 20, 2009, 05:31:44 am »
Why can't Rafa show the kind of passion Sir Alex shows on the touchline?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1599 on: April 20, 2009, 06:55:53 am »
Rafa is so shite he can't give the finger to Allardyce but instead had to resort to contemptuous hand gestures
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