Why not just rewrite the "Let It Be" tune, something like...
When our strikers found themselves in trouble
Brother Rafa came to me
Speaking words of wisdom... Robbie Keane!
And in our hour of darkness
He comes standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom... Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane, oh, Robbie Keane!
Liverpool's number seven
Robbie Keane!
And when the hopeful hearted Reds fans
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, Robbie Keane.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, Robbie Keane.
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane, oh, Robbie Keane!
Liverpool's number seven
Robbie Keane!
And when the club is struggling his goals
Are a light that shine on me,
Shine on 'til tomorrow, Robbie Keane.
I wake up to the sound of Sky Sports
Brother Rafa made a signing
Speaking words of wisdom: Robbie Keane.
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane, oh, Robbie Keane!
Liverpool's number seven
Robbie Keane!
I don't normally do stuff like this, but this deal inspires me to try.
