Author Topic: What is the 'eighth' wonder of the world? (Read 860 times)

Garstonite · « **on:** June 5, 2008, 02:02:49 PM »

Because I think I may have just discovered it. The three-flush shit.

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #1 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:08:46 PM »

Congratulations! I thought it was Andre the Giant.

donut · « **Reply #2 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:17:44 PM »

Martin Skrtel.

Cruiser · « **Reply #3 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »

Andriy the Voronin

mikeb58 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:25:49 PM »

The 60's / 70's Kop in full voice !

CHOPPER · « **Reply #5 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:26:08 PM »

Sudocrem , the sting ring king

JohnnyDrama · « **Reply #6 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:27:39 PM »

chuck norris

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #7 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:49:08 PM »

The 5 fingered shuffle

Rusty · « **Reply #8 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 02:02:49 PM

Because I think I may have just discovered it. The three-flush shit.

Quote from: Ben S in the posting guidelines

So to recap, RAWK is a footy forum, the boozer was created all those years ago to serve as a place for talking about prematch drinking, other sports etc, and stuff that isn't appropriate for the "quality" of our LFC forum. But it's not yahoo-chat-for-kids, not a place for shite like "I had a giant poo today" etc and single word replies that often comprise of nothing more than a smiley.

sabbathfan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Rusty on June 5, 2008, 02:51:58 PM

Rusty · « **Reply #10 on:** June 5, 2008, 02:57:15 PM »

Quote from: sabbathfan on June 5, 2008, 02:54:52 PM

If Garstonite doesn't receive a permanent ban, and the Mods get rid of the Boozer again, it just goes to show there is indeed preferential treatment for so-called "bigger" posters

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #11 on:** June 5, 2008, 03:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Rusty on June 5, 2008, 02:57:15 PM

If Garstonite doesn't receive a permanent ban, and the Mods get rid of the Boozer again, it just goes to show there is indeed preferential treatment for so-called "bigger" posters

But it wasn't a giant poo it was a 3-flush poo!

Branno · « **Reply #12 on:** June 5, 2008, 03:02:52 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 02:02:49 PM

Because I think I may have just discovered it. The three-flush shit.

Doesn't this belong in the Texas Hold'em thread

Rusty · « **Reply #13 on:** June 5, 2008, 03:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Tomaldinho on June 5, 2008, 03:02:13 PM

But it wasn't a giant poo it was a 3-flush poo!

Ah, my mistake. I stand corrected (while Garstonite is probably looking for a coat hanger to chop up the dirty devil he's just dropped off at the pool)

Branno · « **Reply #14 on:** June 5, 2008, 03:21:07 PM »

Reminds me of this classic...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DglSWmUQA

Matt S · « **Reply #15 on:** June 5, 2008, 03:37:31 PM »

There really should be a giant poo thread I think. When you achieve such a feat you want to shout about it and it's only fair that RAWK accomodates this.

LFC on tour · « **Reply #16 on:** June 5, 2008, 04:01:50 PM »

Its the no wiper shit

۩ Imperator ۩ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:43:30 PM »

Quote from: LFC on tour on June 5, 2008, 04:01:50 PM

Its the no wiper shit

Aye. Better still is the Ghost Poo. A no-wiper which is so heavy that its own momentum carries it round the u-bend, leaving the pooer to doubt his sanity, since he has a feeling of satisfaction in his guts, yet there is no evidence whatsoever that he has actually pooed.

Garstonite · « **Reply #18 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:44:31 PM »

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on June 5, 2008, 10:43:30 PM

Aye. Better still is the Ghost Poo. A no-wiper which is so heavy that its own momentum carries it round the u-bend, leaving the pooer to doubt his sanity, since he has a feeling of satisfaction in his guts, yet there is no evidence whatsoever that he has actually pooed.

Class.

felix. · « **Reply #19 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:50:31 PM »

The best poos are the ones when you don't have to wipe. You always do though, just to be safe. I call it a perfect combo. And sometimes poos don't even need to be flushed, the curve of the poo sends it right away on it's own. That's an ultra combo.

felix. · « **Reply #20 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:51:06 PM »

Fuckinell should've read Imperator's post...

Garstonite · « **Reply #21 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:54:39 PM »

Quote from: felix90 on June 5, 2008, 10:50:31 PM

The best poos are the ones when you don't have to wipe. You always do though, just to be safe. I call it a perfect combo. And sometimes poos don't even need to be flushed, the curve of the poo sends it right away on it's own. That's an ultra combo.

Hang on. You still need to flush. I've never had a shite without having a wee. Its like sneezing with your eyes open. Just impossible. So if you don't flush, you are quite frankly a disgusting human being.

felix. · « **Reply #22 on:** June 5, 2008, 10:59:14 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 10:54:39 PM

Hang on. You still need to flush. I've never had a shite without having a wee. Its like sneezing with your eyes open. Just impossible. So if you don't wipe, you are quite frankly a disgusting human being.

Don't you mean flush? And I'll admit to not flushing after just a wee sometimes, especially when i don't want to wake anyone...

But your post poses an important question. what comes first, the poo or the wee?

WorldChampions · « **Reply #23 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:01:07 PM »

Deffo wee unless its touching cloth

Rotation · « **Reply #24 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:02:16 PM »

Quote from: felix90 on June 5, 2008, 10:59:14 PM

Don't you mean flush? And I'll admit to not flushing after just a wee sometimes, especially when i don't want to wake anyone...

But your post poses an important question. what comes first, the poo or the wee?

Ahh the great debate. Deserves its own thread really

kavah · « **Reply #25 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:04:04 PM »

Good thread

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 02:02:49 PM

Because I think I may have just discovered it. The three-flush shit.

you've done the unthinkable, shat an unsinkable

Quote from: LFC on tour on June 5, 2008, 04:01:50 PM

Its the no wiper shit

the aussies call it a sharpie

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on June 5, 2008, 10:43:30 PM

Aye. Better still is the Ghost Poo. A no-wiper which is so heavy that its own momentum carries it round the u-bend, leaving the pooer to doubt his sanity, since he has a feeling of satisfaction in his guts, yet there is no evidence whatsoever that he has actually pooed.

again in western australia this was called a depth charge,

in combination with a sharpie ( a very rare event, once every 25 years by my reckoning it could indeed cause a man otr woman to doubt themselves. almost a question for a philosphy class. if I didn't flush or wipe ?

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 10:54:39 PM

Hang on. You still need to flush. I've never had a shite without having a wee. Its like sneezing with your eyes open. Just impossible. So if you don't wipe, you are quite frankly a disgusting human being.

that's why it's so rare

felix. · « **Reply #26 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:05:49 PM »

Quote from: kavah on June 5, 2008, 11:04:04 PM

a very rare event, once every 25 years

Bollocks, I've just turned 18 and it's happened quite a few times to me.

kavah · « **Reply #27 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:06:25 PM »

Quote from: felix90 on June 5, 2008, 11:05:49 PM

Bollocks, I've just turned 18 and it's happened quite a few times to me.

you have a rare gift, are you australian ?

felix. · « **Reply #28 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:07:19 PM »

Quote from: kavah on June 5, 2008, 11:06:25 PM

you have a rare gift, are you australian ?

I have their citizenship, lived there for 6 years, maybe you do have a point.

Camina Camina · « **Reply #29 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:07:29 PM »

Quote from: rotation, no? on June 5, 2008, 11:02:16 PM

Ahh the great debate. Deserves its own thread really

If it's brown, flush it down
If it's yellow, let it mellow

CHOPPER · « **Reply #30 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:09:24 PM »

no wipe, shight or sound, a truely rare event and a trinity poo no doubt

mikek1984 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 5, 2008, 11:11:11 PM »

hahaha i likeee

John C · « **Reply #32 on:** June 6, 2008, 11:49:22 PM »

Quote from: Branno on June 5, 2008, 03:21:07 PM

Reminds me of this classic...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DglSWmUQA

John C · « **Reply #33 on:** June 6, 2008, 11:53:34 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 5, 2008, 10:54:39 PM

if you don't flush, you are quite frankly a disgusting human being.

In a student household they can't flush, it disturbs the shower of the other 27 residents. They all skip from shitting to showering and no c*nt knows where the water goes or comes from, or who had the last shite.

SMD · « **Reply #34 on:** June 7, 2008, 12:35:34 AM »

I once had a completely unflushable shit, tried sticks, whole tree branches, took an afternoon of digging to unclog that one.

Redwhiteandnotblue · « **Reply #35 on:** June 7, 2008, 02:56:13 AM »

It was Patsy Kensit wasn't it?

Fits in perfectly with this thread...