Because I think I may have just discovered it. The three-flush shit.
you've done the unthinkable, shat an unsinkable
Its the no wiper shit
the aussies call it a sharpie
Aye. Better still is the Ghost Poo. A no-wiper which is so heavy that its own momentum carries it round the u-bend, leaving the pooer to doubt his sanity, since he has a feeling of satisfaction in his guts, yet there is no evidence whatsoever that he has actually pooed.
again in western australia this was called a depth charge,
in combination with a sharpie ( a very rare event, once every 25 years by my reckoning it could indeed cause a man otr woman to doubt themselves. almost a question for a philosphy class. if I didn't flush or wipe ?
Hang on. You still need to flush. I've never had a shite without having a wee. Its like sneezing with your eyes open. Just impossible. So if you don't wipe, you are quite frankly a disgusting human being.
that's why it's so rare