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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19200 on: February 21, 2012, 05:47:47 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19201 on: February 21, 2012, 05:53:05 PM »
Sounds brilliant, if you understand what I mean, what a good experience and fitting send of.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19202 on: February 21, 2012, 06:06:44 PM »
Really moving post. RIP at Anfield, Ray. & bring us luck, mate.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19203 on: February 21, 2012, 06:14:23 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19204 on: February 21, 2012, 06:16:09 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.


Glad the day went well, I never met Ray but wished I had.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19205 on: February 21, 2012, 06:20:55 PM »
Fantastic !

Sad but great at the same time. 



 Terry and Leo  Hats off to  you lads  xx
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19206 on: February 21, 2012, 06:24:17 PM »
The miserable gets, don't recognise two legends eh!

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19207 on: February 21, 2012, 06:33:30 PM »
Thanks for posting that Shanks Legacy, very moving.  Like most on here I'd not had the the honour of meeting Ray but had the upmost respect for him.

Terry if its appropriate, do you think Leo may post a few pictures from today?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19208 on: February 21, 2012, 06:54:26 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.

Ray is not only a fabric of the pitch but a fabric of the club he helped save.

Like most on here I'd never met Ray but felt as if I knew him.  Seems stupid to feel the loss of  somebody I'd never met but I did.  The Goodfella was doing match commentary on Sunday and has a message from Ray as his signature, it really gets to you.

Christ, between Anne Williams on Granada Reports and Ray's ashes being scattered at Anfield I'm a real mess.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19209 on: February 21, 2012, 06:59:37 PM »
Very moving post SL, God Bless him.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19210 on: February 21, 2012, 07:16:01 PM »
Thanks for taking the trouble to share with us Kev.

That's a really moving post. Well done to Terry and FS.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19211 on: February 21, 2012, 07:26:15 PM »
Pride all around.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19212 on: February 21, 2012, 07:43:58 PM »
The miserable gets, don't recognise two legends eh!
I know why we were not on it.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19213 on: February 21, 2012, 07:50:52 PM »
Ray is not only a fabric of the pitch but a fabric of the club he helped save.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19214 on: February 21, 2012, 07:56:07 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.


beautiful post lad

thanks for sharing what must have been a very personal experience - I'll say my goodbyes  (or should that be hello's) next time I'm there
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19215 on: February 21, 2012, 08:04:50 PM »
I know why we were not on it.
We're both too good looking..   :P
haha, I was wondering if you'd be on the ale with FS?

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19216 on: February 21, 2012, 08:31:52 PM »
Glad it all went well Kev and you've got the memories. I'll take a moment to remember Ray when I'm next on The Kop.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19217 on: February 21, 2012, 08:41:54 PM »
Such a fitting thing to do. Lovely gesture. Best wishes to you and your family Shanks Legacy.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19218 on: February 21, 2012, 09:21:29 PM »
Such a poignant and personal post Kev, thanks, if that’s the right word for sharing the day with us. 

God bless Ray, such a shame you never got to see the fruits of all the work you put in to save this club of ours.

My best wishes to all of your family Kev on what must have been a sad, yet proud day.

Goodnight Ray.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19219 on: February 21, 2012, 09:36:13 PM »
haha, I was wondering if you'd be on the ale with FS?

My auld fella has'nt had a bevvy for 20yrs and has decided today is the best day to have a few....................he is still out with FS in town now! drinking cider and baily's
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19220 on: February 21, 2012, 09:58:14 PM »
My auld fella has'nt had a bevvy for 20yrs and has decided today is the best day to have a few....................he is still out with FS in town now! drinking cider and baily's
Leo has just phoned me again and he's fucking destroyed.   ;D

Pleasure meeting you and the family Kev..

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19221 on: February 21, 2012, 10:00:20 PM »
My auld fella has'nt had a bevvy for 20yrs and has decided today is the best day to have a few....................he is still out with FS in town now! drinking cider and baily's

He's going to regret that decision :)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19222 on: February 21, 2012, 10:06:21 PM »
Leo has just phoned me again and he's fucking destroyed.   ;D

Pleasure meeting you and the family Kev..

hahaha

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19223 on: February 21, 2012, 10:14:48 PM »
hahaha

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I'm well on it mate. But not with Leo..

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19224 on: February 21, 2012, 10:17:12 PM »
My auld fella has'nt had a bevvy for 20yrs and has decided today is the best day to have a few....................he is still out with FS in town now! drinking cider and baily's
Ar shame, I would have popped down for a couple to meet them.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19225 on: February 21, 2012, 11:30:54 PM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.



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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19226 on: February 21, 2012, 11:55:37 PM »
Lovely day for Ray's family.
It was great to finally meet Leo as well..

KinEll. How's the ears?

Well pleased the Internet Terrorists could share the moments with Ray's family.

Wonder what Shanklyboy would have said?  :)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19227 on: February 21, 2012, 11:57:49 PM »
    Shanks Legacy,

 Rays Journey through life was a short one but what a full filled one it was.What a legacy to us on Rawk he left behind, for a lot of us on here  who sadly  never met him  We still have his words , his point of view, his  scorn at some of us who didnt always get the point LOL, his wit and humour, his many ancedotes....  but most importantly his undisputed love and his loyalty   to LFC. How displeased he would of been with whats  going on at this present time  . Thank you Ray RIP now

Your journey back to Anfield Ray has taken a year , but at  long  last you are home  YWNWA.

Beautiful words FLW.  Thank you  :)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19228 on: February 22, 2012, 09:28:38 AM »
Thanks for everyone’s kind words,
I have got to say that today was one of the most poignant days of my entire life, none of us knew what to expect when we got in to the ground but in true LFC style its simple and personable touch hit us with a ton of pride and emotion, there was no pomp or ceremony surrounding the spreading of Ray’s ashes. We entered the ground through an unassuming side door at the Afield Rd end and walked pretty much straight on to the pitch. To see the ground totally empty and silent was a strange feeling to be honest, we then walked down the side of the pitch past the bench and towards the Kop, a grounds man then met us holding a red bucket, Rays ashes were poured in to the bucket and we all walked further toward the Kop, the grounds man then walked out on the pitch directly in  front of the Kop and started to throw handfuls of Ray’s ashes Towards the goal, at this point they  played a recording of the Kop singing YNWA, obviously the wind swirls around the ground so his ashes where carried all over the pitch and in to every part of the ground. I have never experienced a feeling like it.
To say that this was a fitting way of laying Ray to rest is an unexplainable understatement, it is a moment that will live with the family forever, to think that he will become part of the fabric of the pitch and the Kop is a wholly beautiful feeling. I stood on the Kop with Ray when i was only 8 yrs old and to say my last goodbyes there was an honour.
It was also a pleasure and a privilege to meet Terry, Leo and his wife, it is clear that Terry and Leo are true scousers in every sense of the word and it is no surprise that they and Ray hit it off, it meant so much that they came to show their respects and to meet Ray’s family.

That's a pretty amazing post. Glad the service went so well.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19229 on: February 22, 2012, 09:43:33 AM »
Any APBs out for a pair of scallies last seen tearing up Lime Street?

Want to know how bad their heads are today.

Pair of bar stewards. :champ

Imagine FS leading the way!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19230 on: February 22, 2012, 11:06:23 AM »
Thanks for sharing those posts SL and co.

May you rest in peace Shanklyboy, YNWA

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19231 on: February 22, 2012, 11:39:47 AM »
Thanks for sharing that Shanks Legacy.

Will certainly be thinking of this when I'm looking down from the Kop a week on saturday

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19232 on: February 22, 2012, 02:25:50 PM »
seen this on Facebook thought I'd share it with you lot...



Congratulations to all my friends who were born in the 1940s, 50s and 60s.

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then, after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose, not from a bottle.

Takeaway food was limited to fish and chips, there were no pizza shops, McDonald’s, KFC, Subway or Nando’s.

Even though all the shops closed at 6pm and didn’t open on a Sunday, somehow we didn’t starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends from one bottle and no one died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy toffees, gobstoppers and bubble gum.

We ate white bread and real butter, drank cow’s milk and soft drinks with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because... we were always outside playing!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day, but we were OK. We would spend hours building go-karts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

We built treehouses and dens and played in riverbeds with Matchbox cars.

We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo Wii and Xboxes, or video games, DVDs, or colour TV.

There were no mobiles, computers, internet or chatrooms. We had friends and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. And we ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, too.

Only girls had pierced ears.

You could buy Easter eggs and hot cross buns only at Easter time.

We were given air guns and catapults for our tenth birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or just yelled for them.

Not everyone made the school rugby, football, cricket or netball teams. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that. Getting into the team was based on merit.

Our teachers hit us with canes, gym shoes and threw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren’t concentrating.

We can string sentences together, spell and have proper conversations now because of a solid three Rs education.

Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road.

Mum didn’t have to go to work to help Dad make ends meet because we didn’t need to keep up with the Joneses!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Parents didn’t invent stupid names for their kids like Kiora, Blade, Ridge and Vanilla.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

You might want to share this with others who grew up in an era before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives.

And while you are at it, forward it to your children, so they will know how brave their parents were.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19233 on: February 22, 2012, 02:38:53 PM »
This page sums up this thread.

Make me chuckle P-S. Cheers.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19234 on: February 22, 2012, 02:46:12 PM »
seen this on Facebook thought I'd share it with you lot...



Congratulations to all my friends who were born in the 1940s, 50s and 60s.

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then, after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose, not from a bottle.

Takeaway food was limited to fish and chips, there were no pizza shops, McDonald’s, KFC, Subway or Nando’s.

Even though all the shops closed at 6pm and didn’t open on a Sunday, somehow we didn’t starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends from one bottle and no one died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy toffees, gobstoppers and bubble gum.

We ate white bread and real butter, drank cow’s milk and soft drinks with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because... we were always outside playing!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day, but we were OK. We would spend hours building go-karts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

We built treehouses and dens and played in riverbeds with Matchbox cars.

We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo Wii and Xboxes, or video games, DVDs, or colour TV.

There were no mobiles, computers, internet or chatrooms. We had friends and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. And we ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, too.

Only girls had pierced ears.

You could buy Easter eggs and hot cross buns only at Easter time.

We were given air guns and catapults for our tenth birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or just yelled for them.

Not everyone made the school rugby, football, cricket or netball teams. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that. Getting into the team was based on merit.

Our teachers hit us with canes, gym shoes and threw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren’t concentrating.

We can string sentences together, spell and have proper conversations now because of a solid three Rs education.

Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road.

Mum didn’t have to go to work to help Dad make ends meet because we didn’t need to keep up with the Joneses!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Parents didn’t invent stupid names for their kids like Kiora, Blade, Ridge and Vanilla.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

You might want to share this with others who grew up in an era before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives.

And while you are at it, forward it to your children, so they will know how brave their parents were.

Very good, very funny and very accurate

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19235 on: February 22, 2012, 03:31:33 PM »
Having just polished off a couple of bowls of wifey’s French Onion soup, otherwise known as, Soupe Oignon avec les Pobs au Frommage what better than to settle down with a good book. The book in question being about some poor bugger who got stuck in a North Korean concentration camp for ten years, at the tender age of nine (don’t worry, this isn’t a load of ego-stroking twaddle, it’s actually relevant to the ‘Auld-arse Thread’).

Now I know North Korea doesn’t crop up very often on here – I’m sure it must have got a mention during the recent national ‘mourning’, and I can definitely remember their 1966 heroics at Goodison being discussed on here at one point, with some of us even remembering the names of some of their ‘star’ players such as Pak Do Ik amongst others (funny how I could remember that, but not who scored for us two weeks ago) – but bear with me.

The book, The Aquariums(sic) of Pyongyang, is pretty grim reading and goes on about the daily horrors of camp life and the ultimate horror of being thrown in the ‘sweatbox’ (no comparison to its Melwood namesake), three months of which left the occupant incapable of even climbing out under their own steam. In fact the writer, Kang Chol-Hwan, could only recall one bloke who ever managed to climb out unaided. This was put down to the fact that, from the word go, he had supplemented his starvation diet with cockroaches and centipedes, plus the fact that he was originally a superb athlete. In fact – and this is the shocker - it turns out it was none other than our old friend Pak Do Ik!

Apparently after beating Italy 1-0 in their opening game, the team had a bit of a bevy, like. They then met Portugal – still a bit worse for wear - and took a three goal lead, when, as we all know, Eusebio wrenched the pen from the scriptwriter’s hand. News of their decadent behaviour got back to North Korea and on their return the entire squad were sent to the concentration camps with the sole exception of one player who had been ill (probably ate a dodgy Goodison woodlouse) and missed the piss-up!

When we talk of ‘hero to zero’, we know not what we mean. Truly, truly shocking book, shocking country, and puts all else well into perspective.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19236 on: February 22, 2012, 03:34:53 PM »
I was in a concentration camp once; then I started thinking about the match, having a pint and can Karen Grants face get anymore like a cats arse, so they let me go.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19237 on: February 22, 2012, 03:48:55 PM »
seen this on Facebook thought I'd share it with you lot...



Congratulations to all my friends who were born in the 1940s, 50s and 60s.

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, bread and dripping, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then, after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose, not from a bottle.

Takeaway food was limited to fish and chips, there were no pizza shops, McDonald’s, KFC, Subway or Nando’s.

Even though all the shops closed at 6pm and didn’t open on a Sunday, somehow we didn’t starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends from one bottle and no one died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy toffees, gobstoppers and bubble gum.

We ate white bread and real butter, drank cow’s milk and soft drinks with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because... we were always outside playing!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day, but we were OK. We would spend hours building go-karts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

We built treehouses and dens and played in riverbeds with Matchbox cars.

We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo Wii and Xboxes, or video games, DVDs, or colour TV.

There were no mobiles, computers, internet or chatrooms. We had friends and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. And we ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, too.

Only girls had pierced ears.

You could buy Easter eggs and hot cross buns only at Easter time.

We were given air guns and catapults for our tenth birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or just yelled for them.

Not everyone made the school rugby, football, cricket or netball teams. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that. Getting into the team was based on merit.

Our teachers hit us with canes, gym shoes and threw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren’t concentrating.

We can string sentences together, spell and have proper conversations now because of a solid three Rs education.

Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road.

Mum didn’t have to go to work to help Dad make ends meet because we didn’t need to keep up with the Joneses!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Parents didn’t invent stupid names for their kids like Kiora, Blade, Ridge and Vanilla.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

You might want to share this with others who grew up in an era before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives.

And while you are at it, forward it to your children, so they will know how brave their parents were.


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19238 on: February 22, 2012, 03:53:55 PM »
News of their decadent behaviour got back to North Korea and on their return the entire squad were sent to the concentration camps with the sole exception of one player who had been ill (probably ate a dodgy Goodison woodlouse) and missed the piss-up!


As I remember it - and it's been a long time since I read the book - the player who got ill and missed the piss-up (and, consequently, the concentration camp)  was  Pak Doo Ik. Can't recall the name of the cockroach guy, but he was defnitely on their team in 66.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #19239 on: February 22, 2012, 03:55:28 PM »
seen this on Facebook thought I'd share it with you lot...

Top post Pheeny
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Sending it off to my wife and friends...
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