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Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« on: April 16, 2008, 08:17:33 PM »
Well,

AlanF can do all the architect stuff. What can you do? ;)

I can do the horticulture.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 08:18:01 PM »
I'll take care of the Lighting!
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 08:18:33 PM »
I'm in charge of the Gay Bar, gay bar
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 08:18:36 PM »
ill do the roof.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 08:18:45 PM »
I can mix the cement
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 08:18:59 PM »
I'm in charge of the Gay Bar, gay bar

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 08:19:01 PM »
Oh and the burger van
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 08:19:03 PM »
I'll

STOP
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 08:19:34 PM »
TO for me.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 08:21:06 PM »
I can drive the digger.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 08:21:48 PM »
BABEL TIME
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 08:22:51 PM »
Oh and the burger van

So your the Fudge packer.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 08:24:13 PM »
So your the Fudge packer.
Yeah i appreciate i'm moonlighting on a lot of jobs but can i also ask to be in charge of the Rick Parry crucifix attraction.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 08:27:21 PM »
I'll do the design of where the chairs should be. One side with TRUTH, one with SHANKLY, one with YNWA and one with KOP.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 08:29:09 PM »
So far we have,

Sarge - Palnt life, pitch.
AlanF - architect stuff. TBC.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 08:29:26 PM »
i can make sure all of you work!

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 08:29:31 PM »
Yeah i appreciate i'm moonlighting on a lot of jobs but can i also ask to be in charge of the Rick Parry crucifix attraction.

only if i can hammer in the nails
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 08:31:27 PM »
Bagsey driving the crane
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 08:32:03 PM »
I can watch, Im really good and watching :D
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 08:32:57 PM »
We don't have the resources or manpower to build the stadium so it's a poorly thought out idea.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 08:33:18 PM »
I'll do the catering inside the stadium, no feckin McNasty's !

Fudge can have the Burger van outside.......for a small fee  ;)   ;D
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 08:33:56 PM »
please may i arrange the new trophy cabinets???

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 08:33:58 PM »
Ill do the Digging

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 08:34:10 PM »
So far we have,

Sarge - Palnt life, pitch.
AlanF - architect stuff. TBC.
Fudge - Gay Bar, Fudge packing & the burger van.
NatD - Lighting.
zimmie5555 - Can mix the cement.
JMACC - Can drive the digger.
gollne - Chairs.
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kingjari - Canteen.
1892-WELLZ  - dab hand with ikea flatpack.
TOMMO86  - Digging 

« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 08:36:16 PM by Sarge »
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 08:34:28 PM »
Ill be waterboy

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 08:34:59 PM »
I'll do the design of where the chairs should be. One side with TRUTH, one with SHANKLY, one with YNWA and one with KOP.

Boss idea  :thumbup
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2008, 08:35:24 PM »
ill do the non gay bar :D

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2008, 08:36:44 PM »
I'm up with the "workshop of scary ottoman chants" in the stadium.

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2008, 08:38:43 PM »
i'll paint

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2008, 08:39:20 PM »
I work in a builders merchant , so i get 60% discount on all building materials  :wave

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2008, 08:39:58 PM »
I'll make the tea.

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2008, 08:40:02 PM »
I'll make the brew for the workies/workshy

someone beat me to that erm I'll cut the grass then, get to race around on them grass cutters doing 10 miles an hour...yessssss
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2008, 08:40:36 PM »
I'll make the tea.

what buiscuts you going to bring???
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2008, 08:41:28 PM »
I'll design the pattern on the pitch every week
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2008, 08:41:38 PM »
I'll be in charge of Fernando's hair salon.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2008, 08:42:20 PM »
what buiscuts you going to bring???

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2008, 08:42:33 PM »
Ill sell me ass for extra funds.
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2008, 08:42:37 PM »
I can do do the "NEW" highly sophisticated computerised ticket system.  ;)

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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2008, 08:42:45 PM »
Chocolate hobnobs. "Dip me!!" "Again!!"

Not rich tea then!
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Re: Why don't RAWK build the new Stadium,
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2008, 08:43:01 PM »
I'll be in charge of Fernando's hair salon.

is there a market for that with cisse gone?
suppose nando will want a chop soon :D