Author Topic: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List  (Read 2917 times)

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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #80 on: April 9, 2008, 04:09:16 AM »
Frankly don't care if they have to remove me brain and put it in a jar with the eyeball attached by the optic nerve, I ain't copping it until we win the league Michael Thomas style by doing one over the Mancs :P It'll keep me alive :P
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #81 on: April 9, 2008, 04:46:05 AM »
Female, 23 don't drink, don't smoke, volleyball player. I couldn't watch the game live, so i waited 4 hours to watch it, had to spend all that time hoping that nobody told me the score, watched the game and fainted 6 times, But who Cares! I Love this team!
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #82 on: April 9, 2008, 05:07:04 AM »
I reckon im in the market for a new voice box!!

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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #83 on: April 9, 2008, 05:27:23 AM »
was nervous until  my mate decided to get out the Black Bush then too pissed to care......ahhh fuck i havent been in work since thursday an im not goin tomorrow this Flu is killin me...cough...cough..sniff..goin to try an recover just in time for ma flight for Blackburn.... ;)
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #84 on: April 9, 2008, 05:39:32 AM »
Cite your age and your health habits- why you deserve a heart trasnplant more than other rawkites. Honesty system.

1. I am 27 years old, never smoked cigarettes, but continue to use recreational drugs. I don't regularly exercise however
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #85 on: April 9, 2008, 06:25:03 AM »
Hang on why are all these people mentioning drinking and smoking? I thought they had no effect on your heart?!!?!
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #86 on: April 9, 2008, 09:47:08 AM »
The rate my hearts still pumping, Ill be lucky to make it to my 22nd next wednesday!
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #87 on: April 9, 2008, 03:59:10 PM »
I seriously think I'm in trouble. I drink quite a lot, don't smoke, do lots of exercise but eat terrible food. There's a strong history of cardiac illness in my family that should encourage me to repent somewhat, but you know, in a few years I might see 27; The rock n roll age to pop one's clogs!

I was genuinely struggling in the albert yesterday with all the bouncing and singing and I'm pretty fit, play football four or five times a week. Shit, i'm going the doctor tomorrow I reckon. AND TO THINK THIS THREAD WAS MEANT AS A JOKE!!!  :wave

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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #88 on: April 9, 2008, 07:17:38 PM »
I'm 19 and every day I battle myself.:wave
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Re: The Official Red and White Kop Heart Transplant List
« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2008, 03:31:11 PM »
i'm 26 but i don't need a transplant i do need my face rebuilt though after we went 3-2 and me mate twatted me in the face !!  ;D
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