Topic: Cheeky Bastards

[Roberts LFC]

This Morning I was in our town centre(Kirkby) and this scruffy looking fella who stunk asked me have I got 'any change to spare him', so 'I said no mate I havent'.
He then says to me, 'Well let me check your pockets then', so I told him in the nicest possible way to 'FUCK OFF'.
Cheeky Bastard! 

[Stefan-G]

Cheeky fuckin prick

[Sarge]

Swift kick in the never regions.

[wickolfc]

Horrible little twat.

[jaffod]

If he hadn't have been scruffy and stunk, would you have let him?

[vicgill]

This Morning I was in our town centre(Kirkby) and this scruffy looking fella who stunk asked me have I got 'any change to spare him', so 'I said no mate I havent'.
He then says to me, 'Well let me check your pockets then', so I told him in the nicest possible way to 'FUCK OFF'.
Cheeky Bastard! 

should have asked him if he had any sisters

[Djibriliant]

Cheeky fucking c*nt, as if it is your job to give him fucking money, knobhead

[IloveGuinness17]

"Let me check your pockets" WOW!

The only thing he would be checking is into a hospital room if he said that shit to me.

Reminds me of this past summer when some homeless fuck tried to grab my arm when I was walking past him. Threw him on his ass and he started to call me " a white-punk-ass mother fucker" I"ll not repeat what I said back to him

[The Fletcher Memorial]

I only said that coz I heard change jingling in your pocket you tight arse twat 

[bradigor]

Paul.......Honestly. Stay at home.

[Roberts LFC]

Paul.......Honestly. Stay at home.

I might just have to...I always attract all the freaks, must be my cute little face

[Lo]

I might just have to...I always attract all the freaks, must be my cute little face

I have seen your face, it aint that, that attracts them

[Roberts LFC]

I have seen your face, it aint that, that attracts them

lol how?

[Lo]

lol how?

Just have

[Roberts LFC]

Either that or Ive got a shit load of millions that I dont know about

[Hot Cross Bun]

you should have just booted the cheeky twat.

[Roberts LFC]

you should have just booted the cheeky twat.

I know mate just worried incase he tried to headlock me Id  have passed out after 3 seconds with the smell of the scruffy c*nt.

[bez]

This Morning I was in our town centre(Kirkby) and this scruffy looking fella who stunk asked me have I got 'any change to spare him', so 'I said no mate I havent'.
He then says to me, 'Well let me check your pockets then', so I told him in the nicest possible way to 'FUCK OFF'.
Cheeky Bastard! 

Cool, nothing like being cheeky!!

HAd a few of these myself though in the past.

The other week after the mancs, walking up Oxford road, there was 6 of us and a few of us arn't the smallest. The guy asks us, we said no and it was like something out of The life of Brain. He followed us shouting you tight twats and all that so fair play to him for having Balls, we turned round and he shat him self and started to run, He dropped 3 fags and a can, so they got kicked around just to piss that cheeky twat off.

The other time was in Amsterdam, there was again about 5 of us and this little guy comes up and fronts us with"giz your wallets". The 2 lads in the front like their rugby and are about 6foot6 in height and about 19 stone apiece. The guy then pulls out a swiss army knife to try and be menacing!!  I have never seen before or since anybody get hit that hard in the flesh! He literally took off for about 5 feet and was out cold before he hit the floor.  We took his E's that came out of his tracky pocket for good measure and left him to wake up.  Now I think about it, I wonder if he ever did!

[Conde]

haha, fucking g's stealing e's

[Roberts LFC]

Cool, nothing like being cheeky!!

HAd a few of these myself though in the past.

The other week after the mancs, walking up Oxford road, there was 6 of us and a few of us arn't the smallest. The guy asks us, we said no and it was like something out of The life of Brain. He followed us shouting you tight twats and all that so fair play to him for having Balls, we turned round and he shat him self and started to run, He dropped 3 fags and a can, so they got kicked around just to piss that cheeky twat off.

The other time was in Amsterdam, there was again about 5 of us and this little guy comes up and fronts us with"giz your wallets". The 2 lads in the front like their rugby and are about 6foot6 in height and about 19 stone apiece. The guy then pulls out a swiss army knife to try and be menacing!!  I have never seen before or since anybody get hit that hard in the flesh! He literally took off for about 5 feet and was out cold before he hit the floor.  We took his E's that came out of his tracky pocket for good measure and left him to wake up.  Now I think about it, I wonder if he ever did!

Thats what it was like with me today, this fella must have been barely over 5 foot and covered in scabs, Im 6'2 and 13 stone, the equivalent would be like me asking the Big Show could I go in his pockets to check his change haha!
And besides a lot of people know from that area that I have a serious short fuse when people try it on with me.
Ive ran into trouble in the past because Ive lamped pricks like that though.

[Conde]

YOUR SICK.

[Roberts LFC]

YOUR SICK.

I was when I got a whiff of him

[Conde]

haha, he got a lady down town who goes through the bins putting stuff in her carrier bags, it makes me sad though that some OAP has to do that to get by.

[Roberts LFC]

haha, he got a lady down town who goes through the bins putting stuff in her carrier bags, it makes me sad though that some OAP has to do that to get by.

She might not be a bum as such though, she might just be mentally ill.
I remember some Jewish bloke who lived by us who was a prisoner in a Concentration Camp during the Nazi Era, and he used to walk around the streets collecting rubbish to put in his flat(i.e:Pizza boxes, empty cans of beer etc).
It was sad to see, his life was screwed forever, people say he survived but to survive like that would be a real horrible fate, to think he was probably a regular guy at one time.

[iancr7]

Whats getting on my nerves now is the people who keep accosting me on the street trying to get me to sign up for some charity or other.
Half of 'em won't take no for an answer and I dread having to go into Cardiff city centre as I always seem to run into them, and I always get harassed especially when I'm not in uniform. It's certainly turned me towards internet shopping as I'm fed up of hearing 'it'll only take a few minutes mate' every time I go into town 

[wickolfc]

Cool, nothing like being cheeky!!

HAd a few of these myself though in the past.

The other week after the mancs, walking up Oxford road, there was 6 of us and a few of us arn't the smallest. The guy asks us, we said no and it was like something out of The life of Brain. He followed us shouting you tight twats and all that so fair play to him for having Balls, we turned round and he shat him self and started to run, He dropped 3 fags and a can, so they got kicked around just to piss that cheeky twat off.

The other time was in Amsterdam, there was again about 5 of us and this little guy comes up and fronts us with"giz your wallets". The 2 lads in the front like their rugby and are about 6foot6 in height and about 19 stone apiece. The guy then pulls out a swiss army knife to try and be menacing!!  I have never seen before or since anybody get hit that hard in the flesh! He literally took off for about 5 feet and was out cold before he hit the floor.  We took his E's that came out of his tracky pocket for good measure and left him to wake up.  Now I think about it, I wonder if he ever did!

class stories them.


The only thing that makes me feel sad when i see homeless people is thier dogs. No need to put an Animal through that

[Djibriliant]

class stories them.


The only thing that makes me feel sad when i see homeless people is thier dogs. No need to put an Animal through that

I know what you mean, dog sitting there looking up with sad eyes miserable, why do they even get a dog, they can't afford to look after themselves never mind a dog

[Conde]

they get benefits by having a dog.

[wickolfc]

I know what you mean, dog sitting there looking up with sad eyes miserable, why do they even get a dog, they can't afford to look after themselves never mind a dog

Yeah exactly. Cruelty to Animals really gets to me.

[WorldChampions]

Just had some dodgey scruffy twat ask for a lift when he seen me come out of the bookies in a dodgey area

Told him to fuck off

[Claire.]

I don't give anything to them now, I used to, but it gets a bit much when you repeatedly get asked for money off of them. Was a lad on the overground last week going carriage to carriage with photocopies of a sob story on little bits of paper, he'd walk through the train and put one down next to every passenger, then go back and shake his hand as if to say 'cough up, then', the way he was rattling I swear he had more cash than me so I just said sorry and he snatched back his little piece of paper and went on to the next carriage. Saw him on the way back, too, must be on them trains all day.

Whats getting on my nerves now is the people who keep accosting me on the street trying to get me to sign up for some charity or other.
Half of 'em won't take no for an answer and I dread having to go into Cardiff city centre as I always seem to run into them, and I always get harassed especially when I'm not in uniform. It's certainly turned me towards internet shopping as I'm fed up of hearing 'it'll only take a few minutes mate' every time I go into town 

Keep walking, smile and say 'sorry, I can't stop', what I always do.

[Welshred]

Whats getting on my nerves now is the people who keep accosting me on the street trying to get me to sign up for some charity or other.
Half of 'em won't take no for an answer and I dread having to go into Cardiff city centre as I always seem to run into them, and I always get harassed especially when I'm not in uniform. It's certainly turned me towards internet shopping as I'm fed up of hearing 'it'll only take a few minutes mate' every time I go into town 

You must have one of those approachable looks. I never get stopped by them in Cardiff, and even if they try to I just ignore them anyway

[Hinesy]

fucking hell, peace and goodwill to all men here eh... Lets hope none of yous ever fall on hard times and meet a RAWK member out on the road..

[Meg7]

fucking hell, peace and goodwill to all men here eh... Lets hope none of yous ever fall on hard times and meet a RAWK member out on the road..

[Hinesy]

well honestly, I don't mean the twats that try and mug you and they deserve all they get, but what effort does it take to be courteous to a tramp, whether he's a druggie or whatever, to treat them as a human being instead of making yourself out to be all hard by swearing at them.

[JoeK210185]

Well you were in Kirkby

[RJH]

Whats getting on my nerves now is the people who keep accosting me on the street trying to get me to sign up for some charity or other.
Half of 'em won't take no for an answer and I dread having to go into Cardiff city centre as I always seem to run into them, and I always get harassed especially when I'm not in uniform. It's certainly turned me towards internet shopping as I'm fed up of hearing 'it'll only take a few minutes mate' every time I go into town 

The trick is not bring yourself to their attention. Never look in their direction, and definitely don't make eye contact. And if they do start talking to you, don't ever stop walking, as they'll take it as a sign that you're interested. Just keep walking, and say "sorry, can't stop" or something.

[JimH]

I was waiting for a bus once and a "tramp" was begging 50p off me "for a pint of milk". I was all "oh yeh, fuck off mate, saving up for fags are you? Or booze?" He wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I gave him a quid and told him to do one. He took the quid and fucked off, only to re-appear 5 mins later, with a pint of milk and 56p change for me.  I felt a right c*nt......

[WorldChampions]

well honestly, I don't mean the twats that try and mug you and they deserve all they get, but what effort does it take to be courteous to a tramp, whether he's a druggie or whatever, to treat them as a human being instead of making yourself out to be all hard by swearing at them.

If your saying that in reference to me but I'm sorry I don't give a shit who you are,If you come walking over to my car door when my birds in the passenger seat asking for a lift and you look dodgy thats the only response you will be getting

[Hinesy]

No Tom I'm not, and that's the same response I'd give a person if they did that.