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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #360 on: December 11, 2011, 09:24:10 PM »
My Christmas present to my fellow RAWKites is to bump this thread.  There may be some younguns who missed this, so enjoy.  RAWK at it's best.  Enjoy.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #361 on: December 11, 2011, 09:28:16 PM »
Cheers Rox, it's amazing
Hold a powerful magnet against your stomach and then run it up your body until it's under your chin.


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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #362 on: December 11, 2011, 09:28:49 PM »
i have never read this before.
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Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #363 on: December 11, 2011, 09:31:54 PM »
ok , i have read it before.
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Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #364 on: December 11, 2011, 09:32:21 PM »
i love threads like this...

"My Johnson is stuck in the kettle"

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While wearing your mum's skin as a hat.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #365 on: December 14, 2011, 09:29:34 PM »
Never gets old! :D

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #366 on: December 14, 2011, 10:13:56 PM »
haha thanks enjoyed that

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #367 on: December 15, 2011, 10:16:04 AM »
Fucking class. Thanks for the bump. ;D ;D

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #368 on: December 15, 2011, 11:42:01 AM »
Aah yes. One of the glory threads this.
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #369 on: December 15, 2011, 11:34:31 PM »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

i'm fucking crying here, this is golden!!!

great thread  ;D
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #370 on: December 15, 2011, 11:54:01 PM »
Ten courics!

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #371 on: December 16, 2011, 02:09:52 AM »
so happy to see this again....


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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #372 on: January 3, 2012, 04:48:34 PM »
Swallow some unset jelly juice and then lie down in a large fridge. Hopefully it'll set inside the jelly. Then you'll have jelly shits!

Take pictures!

That was my favourite suggestion!

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #373 on: January 3, 2012, 05:08:50 PM »
I swallowed a friends rather large diamond earring once whilst under the influence, could of shredded my insides, stupid thing to do, wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Had to wait a couple of days until it 'passed through', sifting and squeezing through your own shit wearing a yellow marigold is one of the oddest things I have done.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #374 on: December 27, 2012, 03:30:07 PM »
At this time of year, I like to resurrect this thread for those who haven't seen it.

It's Christmas, so you have to expect repeats of classic threads...! :D

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #375 on: December 27, 2012, 11:51:57 PM »
Just seen this.

Boss thread :D
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #376 on: December 28, 2012, 12:38:20 AM »
Never seen this before!  Wonder why Barrowboy never mentioned it in any of the rugby league threads ;)! Tyvm Rox!

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #377 on: December 28, 2012, 09:47:42 PM »
Reading this again, it get's funnier every time :lmao
I mean seriously how the fuck does he do it? How is he so fucking brilliant that his brilliance makes everyone play better?

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #378 on: December 28, 2012, 09:48:49 PM »
Spent many a happy hour in this thread  :o

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #379 on: December 29, 2012, 01:53:10 PM »
It'd be funny if he just swallowed a fly or something.

Though not a funny as how abruptly he disappeared.

I remember a few years ago there was 3 of us in my mates house spliffing away. He's a posey bastard who loves to look at himself in the mirror and shower 3 times a day. So he decides to get a shower at around 11pm. Whilst in the shower, me and the other guy decided to roll a spliff each. Being such sound fuckers, we rolled him one too. While rolling his, I seen a dead fly on the floor, and wondered how it would taste in a joint. Apparently it doesnt make a difference

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #380 on: December 29, 2012, 01:57:45 PM »
Great thread. What ever happened to BigDavaLad??
“Well to be honest with you, I’ve not got a lot to say about David Haye apart from he’s not a proper fighter, is he? He’s basically a bit of a gay fighter as I’ve said. Nothing against gays, but if there was ever a gay fighter David Haye would be one. He showed nothing! He had all the talk beforehand and he went in there and acted like a bitch!"

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #381 on: December 29, 2012, 06:15:50 PM »
Not seen this thread before, but has to be tied for thread of the year with Effes thread, were he admits to watching Animal Porn. :lmao

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #382 on: December 29, 2012, 10:54:37 PM »
Thanks for the bump. Hadn't read this before. Classic thread. Glad the story had a happy ending.
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