Contract signing; as it happens.
Coco: 'if I can just get your signature on the dotted line Javier'
Masch: 'A pleasure Coco....err, I mean, Mr Parry. I must say I'm glad to be joining this fantastic club on a full time basis.'
Coco: Hands pen to Masch and points to document.
Masch: Goes to sign document, as he leans over and puts pen to paper, ink squirts from top of pen into his eye! 'Aggh'
Coco: Laughing hysterically....'Oh dear my boy, here let me help you.' Holds flower on suit up to Masch's face and squirts water at him...
Masch: 'Get off you fool, I'm off to Juventus, at least they know how to fix the championship!'