If I remember rightly, he also had ahand in designing his own kits.
No, I am serious, he designed his own goalie kits.
Which explains a lot. Maybe he also reads brail through his goalie gloves.
As for a team of... how about a team of Graeme Sounes's.
The player version, not the inept manager version.
Fuck me, the game would be abandoned after 20 mins because we were only down to 7 Graeme's...