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If Fernando Torres
« on: November 28, 2007, 11:04:09 pm »
Were a bird....

Go on, admit it. You would. 90 mins of joy ;)
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 11:05:22 pm »
I would!!
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 11:05:48 pm »
I don't think torres would ned to turn himself into a bird to be honest
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 11:07:18 pm »
This guy is pure class I new the miss's at Newcastle would be remedied. Never doubted him.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2007, 11:08:10 pm »
Quote from: Gareth on November 28, 2007, 11:04:09 pm
Were a bird....

Go on, admit it. You would. 90 mins of joy ;)

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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2007, 11:09:29 pm »
Perhaps - and twice for good measure... ;)
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2007, 11:13:09 pm »
To be fair, for some he may not have to be a bird!
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2007, 11:13:30 pm »
I reckon I'd enjoy watching him shag my missus more than I'd enjoy actually shagging him myself I have to say. Call me traditional and all that. She's got the lurgy right now with this constant irritating cough so I'd probably be doubly pleased. Might get some peace and quiet...
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2007, 11:14:30 pm »
Quote from: Filler. on November 28, 2007, 11:13:30 pm
I reckon I'd enjoy watching him shag my missus more than I'd enjoy actually shagging him myself I have to say. Call me traditional and all that. She's got the lurgy right now with this constant irritating cough so I'd probably be doubly pleased. Might get some peace and quiet...

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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2007, 11:15:48 pm »
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2007, 11:18:16 pm »
"Kewell.............. TORRES! It's fallen for Fernando TORREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!"

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Oh and to the original question - no doubt.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 11:20:14 pm »
Disgraceful.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2007, 11:20:48 pm »
I'm hope he ain't got a Mrs. I'm going to try and pull him next time I see em out.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2007, 11:23:55 pm »
gareth. you are a twat. thats a pathetic question. get a life. you know we would all do him regardless of whether he was male or female.  i love the guy. what an amazing talent. hes even started to turn the ball and chain into a pool fan.


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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2007, 11:25:37 pm »
Id let him do my bird if he wanted. Id slap her if she said no.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2007, 11:25:41 pm »
My Ma. Thats what.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2007, 11:26:48 pm »
Yeah my lady is 2nd to him fo' shizzle.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2007, 11:28:06 pm »
Ooh yes ;)
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2007, 11:28:38 pm »
if he was i'd still do her up the wrong'n so it doesn't realy matter...
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2007, 11:34:39 pm »
Get of him, he's mine, and i aint even that way!!!
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2007, 11:36:31 pm »
Quote from: Liver Bird on November 28, 2007, 11:05:48 pm
I don't think torres would ned to turn himself into a bird to be honest
I'd turn gay for torres, no joke.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2007, 11:40:57 pm »
Quote from: hansen6 on November 28, 2007, 11:36:31 pm
I'd turn gay for torres, no joke.

Well, with that hair, if you have a few pints and squint a bit...
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2007, 11:56:25 pm »
Quote from: Ben J on November 28, 2007, 11:40:57 pm
Well, with that hair, if you have a few pints and squint a bit...
You've done worse, admit it!.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2007, 11:56:32 pm »
:lmao @ this thread.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2007, 10:04:10 am »
there must be something in this. i was watching liverpool thrash derby a while back with my mate who is a chelsea fan. he said to me referring to Torres "put a skirt on him and i'll fuck him". we were quite drunk at the time, it was quite funny
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2007, 10:05:22 am »
Quote from: Another Red on November 29, 2007, 10:04:10 am
there must be something in this. i was watching liverpool thrash derby a while back with my mate who is a chelsea fan. he said to me referring to Torres "put a skirt on him and i'll fuck him". we were quite drunk at the time, it was quite funny

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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2007, 10:08:35 am »
I pray he never finds his way to RAWK. Probably move back to Spain tomorrow.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2007, 10:10:22 am »
Quote from: Another Red on November 29, 2007, 10:04:10 am
there must be something in this. i was watching liverpool thrash derby a while back with my mate who is a chelsea fan. he said to me referring to Torres "put a skirt on him and i'll fuck him".

we were quite drunk at the time - and well, one thing led to another


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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2007, 10:17:45 am »
He's testing my hetro-sexuality...just like paddy berger did once.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2007, 11:50:47 am »
“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy . . . I mean had to, if my life depended on it . . . I’d fuck Elvis.”  :P
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2007, 11:51:55 am »
Quote from: eoa106 on November 29, 2007, 11:50:47 am
“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy . . . I mean had to, if my life depended on it . . . I’d fuck Elvis.”  :P

i'd fuck josé... deeeeeeeeeep
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2007, 12:01:13 pm »
Hope I never meet him, as the urge to touch his face to see if his skin is as soft as it looks would probably get me in court. It looks smoother than my 6 month old daughters.

Can't any of the photoshop wizards whip up a wig and a dress or something for torres, for err investigative purposes.
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2007, 12:03:49 pm »
Quote from: GinKop on November 28, 2007, 11:20:48 pm
I'm hope he ain't got a Mrs. I'm going to try and pull him next time I see em out.

He has a Girlfriend and shes fucking hot





BTW this thread has to be the most gayest thread ever


saying that id poke him right now for the crack
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2007, 12:03:59 pm »
Wow it doesn't take much for you lads to show your true colours! Mind you I couldn't blame you, he is beautiful, and really quite feminine. In fact i'd feel like a lesbian if I were to get a chance!
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2007, 12:06:53 pm »
i just want him  to hold me.................just cuddle









what??...................im sensitive!
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2007, 12:07:06 pm »
Quote from: misssurferrosa on November 29, 2007, 12:03:59 pm
Wow it doesn't take much for you lads to show your true colours! Mind you I couldn't blame you, he is beautiful, and really quite feminine. In fact i'd feel like a lesbian if I were to get a chance!

god love him, i really hope he doesnt read this thread now
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2007, 12:07:54 pm »
Funnily I was thinking last night, he is a good looking fella

Glad it's not just me  :P
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2007, 12:09:09 pm »
heres his bird



so all ye fags are out of luck im afraid
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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2007, 12:10:33 pm »
must admit this pic did get the ole ovary juices flowing

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Re: If Fernando Torres
« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2007, 12:12:08 pm »
I'd shag him into next week.
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