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Or c*nt.

I declair that RAWKs word filter when mentioning Dropba should now be changed to something suitably cuntish for the cheating bastard. I also say that the next few pages should be dedicated to just how much of a c*nt he really is. What do you say?

Edit - oh, nevermind. Seems it's already been done.

81a · « **Reply #11727 on:** October 5, 2009, 02:12:47 AM »

From a City forum

coffeehead · « **Reply #11728 on:** October 5, 2009, 02:48:50 AM »

Quote from: JMCA on October 3, 2009, 12:25:20 AM

The man the world did hate...Adolf Ferguson

It's Mr Bronson from Grange Hill

Jizz Capuchin · « **Reply #11729 on:** October 5, 2009, 03:39:43 AM »

Quote from: coffeehead on October 5, 2009, 02:48:50 AM

It's Mr Bronson from Grange Hill

Who funnily enough played Hitler in Indiana Jones ad the Last Crusade.

John, that Adolf Ferguson one is one of the best I've ever seen. Well done mate!

Skinny · « **Reply #11730 on:** October 5, 2009, 03:45:50 AM »

@ the Rafa one

Calm_Down_x3 · « **Reply #11731 on:** October 5, 2009, 04:38:30 AM »

jooneyisdagod · « **Reply #11732 on:** October 5, 2009, 04:44:28 AM »

Hahahaha not been to this topic in a while but some absolute belters in here now. That Drogba one is absolutely disgusting yet so fucking hilarious.

Calm_Down_x3 · « **Reply #11733 on:** October 5, 2009, 06:25:22 AM »

I didn't have a cat to kick yesterday, but doing this little quickie has kind of cheered me up a bit.

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #11734 on:** October 5, 2009, 11:58:45 AM »

Can we have drogba ones please

ElSheak · « **Reply #11735 on:** October 5, 2009, 01:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Lyndsey_LFC on October 5, 2009, 11:58:45 AM

Can we have Dropba ones please

Certainly can!!

Drogba, feigning death since the 30's

$unny · « **Reply #11736 on:** October 5, 2009, 02:16:00 PM »

I'm currently at home with a possible chest infection (chest pains) and thought i hadn't been on this thread for a while...
the last couple of pages have made me laugh so much, some proper belters!! The Sam/Fergie Yoko/Lennon one made me scream with laughter and disgust.

Guys this isn't helping my chest pains but carry on posting! Hats off to you all

*whistles and claps*

Also more of the band ones, they're hilarious!

scottishkop · « **Reply #11737 on:** October 5, 2009, 02:18:47 PM »

Quote from: chriswesley on October 3, 2009, 11:39:15 PM

Dropba before he signed for chelsea

Clearly photoshopped, he's standing up.

King Tay · « **Reply #11738 on:** October 5, 2009, 05:00:04 PM »

somebody must be able to do something to this??

BRENORODGERS · « **Reply #11739 on:** October 5, 2009, 05:41:26 PM »

Quote from: 81a on October 5, 2009, 02:12:47 AM

From a City forum

fantastic

-Nay- · « **Reply #11740 on:** October 5, 2009, 06:35:23 PM »

Quote from: scottishkop on October 5, 2009, 02:18:47 PM

Clearly photoshopped, he's standing up.

Kokop · « **Reply #11741 on:** October 5, 2009, 07:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Don White on October 3, 2009, 10:27:06 PM

Should be up there in the dressing room this, whenever we need a super performance from Benny.

Class lads

Classic comment

gallden · « **Reply #11742 on:** October 5, 2009, 07:42:40 PM »

This one is always a classic

MichaelO · « **Reply #11743 on:** October 5, 2009, 07:44:25 PM »

Quote from: chriswesley on October 3, 2009, 11:39:15 PM

Dropba before he signed for chelsea

That sir... looks like our own Babel.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #11744 on:** October 5, 2009, 08:28:40 PM »

"We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
Sir Rafa Churchill, 2009

J-Mc- · « **Reply #11745 on:** October 5, 2009, 08:49:50 PM »

"Defeat? I do not recognise the meaning of the word."
Arsene Thatcher

Madagascherano · « **Reply #11746 on:** October 5, 2009, 08:52:42 PM »

Quote from: JMCA on October 5, 2009, 08:49:50 PM

"Defeat? I do not recognise the meaning of the word."
Arsene Thatcher

Haha brilliant mate. And just a little creepy

KennyLFC · « **Reply #11747 on:** October 5, 2009, 09:45:45 PM »

Kinda creepy but very funny at the same time great work!

exiledintheusa · « **Reply #11748 on:** October 5, 2009, 10:48:11 PM »

Ha ha, that Maggie Wenger is class.

red_mark1980 · « **Reply #11749 on:** October 6, 2009, 12:51:45 AM »

Quote from: chriswesley on October 3, 2009, 11:39:15 PM

Dropba before he signed for chelsea

Did you take the original picture? If so thats highly disturbing and down right disgusting of you..

Where were you on holiday when it was taken?

Una cerveza, por favor · « **Reply #11750 on:** October 6, 2009, 03:04:50 AM »

Quote from: red_mark1980 on October 6, 2009, 12:51:45 AM

Did you take the original picture? If so thats highly disturbing and down right disgusting of you..

Where were you on holiday when it was taken?

racist

Calm_Down_x3 · « **Reply #11751 on:** October 6, 2009, 03:19:53 AM »

Una cerveza, por favor · « **Reply #11752 on:** October 6, 2009, 03:26:09 AM »

Please don't ever get that c*nt anywhere near a picture of Shankly.

MidwestWool · « **Reply #11753 on:** October 6, 2009, 03:28:32 AM »

Quote from: Una cerveza, por favor on October 6, 2009, 03:26:09 AM

Please don't ever get that c*nt anywhere near a picture of Shankly.

Fucking this. That c*nt is not even fit to be within 3 km of Shanks.

Calm_Down_x3 · « **Reply #11754 on:** October 6, 2009, 04:39:22 AM »

Quote

Please don't ever get that c*nt anywhere near a picture of Shankly.

“I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”

~Bill Shankly~

It's the respectful juxtaposition of Shankly with this slimeball that renders the pisstake.

The epitome of an honourable sportsman next to a dishonourable one.

A wise man once said:

" Never overly criticise an ugly work, there's really no need.....just place something truly beautiful along side it, and the viewer will immediately know which of the two is the one with the virtue."

Well, the ugly work in this instance needs no introduction, and I could think of no better (nor more beautiful) 'icon' to juxtapose this twat with than the great 'man' himself.

As much as I like Rafa.....he ain't no footballing legend, (yet) and doesn't quite fit the 'philosophical' role needed to make Didier Dropba look like the totally cynical and devious fucktard that he well and truly is.

Only one man could ever do that with this level of potency...and it's in this meditative spirit that I constructed this imagery.

That said.

I apologise if this offends, and I'll try to make sure that any future compositions veer far more towards humour, rather than controversy.

Which was by no means my intent.

Una cerveza, por favor · « **Reply #11755 on:** October 6, 2009, 04:49:12 AM »

Quote from: Calm_Down_x3 on October 6, 2009, 04:39:22 AM

I apologise if this offends, and I'll try to make sure that any future compositions veer far more towards humour, rather than controversy.

Which was by no means my intent.

No worries mate, obviously you mean no disrespect. IMHO, It was more revolting than it was offensive. But others may not want to make a big deal out of it.

Keep up the Photoshopping

ollick · « **Reply #11756 on:** October 6, 2009, 10:57:16 AM »

Quote from: Una cerveza, por favor on October 6, 2009, 03:26:09 AM

Please don't ever get that c*nt anywhere near a picture of Shankly.

Quote from: Silent Violet. on October 6, 2009, 03:28:32 AM

Fucking this. That c*nt is not even fit to be within 3 km of Shanks.

Oh don't be so fucking precious, if as the poster (and the poster I suppose) shows Shanks had of had Drogba or someone like him, that shit he's so ridiculed for would have been stamped out straight away, doesn't say much for Mourhino, Scolari etc, etc or the modern game blah, blah.

Mivi · « **Reply #11757 on:** October 6, 2009, 11:45:27 AM »

Quote from: ollick on October 6, 2009, 10:57:16 AM

Oh don't be so fucking precious, if as the poster (and the poster I suppose) shows Shanks had of had Dropba or someone like him, that shit he's so ridiculed for would have been stamped out straight away, doesn't say much for Mourhino, Scolari etc, etc or the modern game blah, blah.

Anyone?

ollick · « **Reply #11758 on:** October 6, 2009, 12:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Mivi on October 6, 2009, 11:45:27 AM

Anyone?

I'll draw you a picture if it's too difficult, or try running your finger under each letter, seems to help my kids.

Calm_Down_x3 · « **Reply #11759 on:** October 6, 2009, 02:54:26 PM »

Quote from: ollick on October 6, 2009, 10:57:16 AM

Oh don't be so fucking precious, if as the poster (and the poster I suppose) shows Shanks had of had Dropba or someone like him, that shit he's so ridiculed for would have been stamped out straight away, doesn't say much for Mourhino, Scolari etc, etc or the modern game blah, blah.

Quite....

This is a photo-shop thread, and a fucking funny one at that, and far be it from me to turn it into The South Bank Show, but when it comes to photo-shopping Dropba....it's his attitude and behaviour that deserves the biggest poke.

Not his skin-tone....for that would not do at all.

Not his Chelsea-ness.....because somobody's got to play for them.

Nor his ugliness....for that's his parent's fault.

It's his conduct that tarnishes his club, his manager(s) and his team-mate's reputation and he only gets away with it because he knows that he can.

"At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques".

~ Bill Shankly~

Because Chelsea are now a 'director' driven enterprise, it means that the players have more power and influence than the manager and to a large extent....the fans also.

The fact that Dropba attempts to manipulate referee's decisions as a regular feature of his game, and the fact that his manager and his fans appear to be powerless to curb this tendency, is indicative of just how much they are all prepared to sell their souls in order to placate one of their main 'goal getters.'

Whatever you do, don't upset Dropba by telling him the 'truth.'

But Shankly would have upset him, and if it ever came to an impasse where it was 'him' or the 'manager'.....then it would have been " bye bye Dropba...." in the fucking blink of an eye.

The fans would have supported that, and the fucking 'directors' big fat wad wouldn't even feature in the equation.

We have not got an embarrassing 'Dropba' and no matter where our club's finances and sponsorships come from in the future...let this be a warning that we never fucking want one either.....'goal-getter' or not.

Back to the photo-shopping.