Brilliant. Blast from the past there. I used to collect them when I was a kid. If I remember correctly, you got a big stick of gum with the packet that was like a rock? Fuckin hell, that was a long time ago now. The older Reds will get the novelty of them, but I'm not sure if the younger kids will understand. Always thought they were disgusting too. Wasn't there a film made?
Not so much disgusting, as just plain creepy....
.... in a Chucky kind of way.
Slippery Suarez.(no one can get to grips with him)
Aerial Andy. (head in the clouds)
Dead end Downing (ie: down a blind alley)
Jaded Jordan.
A proper Charlie.
Bonzo Bazooka Bellamy. (he's just nuts, with a shot like ... well...erm...a bazooka)(aka Crazy Craig - the nutter with the putter)
Juggernaut Jay (just drives through everyone, without stopping)
Thats my quota of cheese ^^ for the day.