I wonder who the two Jokers of the pack would be...
I nominate Luis Garcia and John Barnes.
Gerrard, ace of spades?
Good thinking, and it could be in different contexts. Given that it takes his so long to do I wouldn't recommend him spending time on a joke of a signing like Paul Stewart but a true joker could be Dean Saunders.
Then of course there's King Kenny, but who who be an Ace (could be Pepe but he'd suit number 1) or even a Queen (Steve McMannaman).
Shankly, Paisley, Fagan and Benitez?
Carra would have to be the king of hearts
Like John C says, it'll probably take me a year to make a full deck, and that's if I quit me fulltime work completely!
But I'm really, really interested to find out where to place the players. For example, I've Gary Mac down as one of the jokers (which I've reserved for cheap/free signings/wildcards who make a great impact/full value for money), while Aces are for the likes of Ray Clemence, Reina, Grobelaar.
Steve McManaman as a Queen - you've read my mind!