Author Topic: The Yossi song (Read 18072 times)

Rushian · « **on:** July 11, 2007, 12:44:51 pm »

Yossi Benayoun
Came to play among our stars
Came to hear what scouse was like
All "our kid" and "las"

In other words, not cockney
In other words, Scouse Yossi

Fill our life with goals
And let us sing forevermore
Yossi's all we hope for
All we worship and adore
In other words, running free
In other words, Scouse Yossi

tr. arr. Fly Me to the Moon

You know it makes absolutely no sense

redchiz · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:04:17 pm »

Quote from: Kristian. on July 11, 2007, 12:46:01 pm

The arl Ronnie song. Done.

Ronnie Biggs?

bigbear · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:05:36 pm »

Quote from: Kristian. on July 11, 2007, 12:46:01 pm

The arl Ronnie song. Done.

Defo

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:10:21 pm »

How about Fingermouse ?

Yossi kicks to Torres
And a goal is scored.
Yossi chips the keeper
and the opposition's floored.

BHB · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:11:34 pm »

Tune about 6 seconds in - when they get off the train

Yossi Benayoun, Yossi Benayoun, Yossi Benayouuuuun....

tazman74 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:17:55 pm »

To the tune of cult kids TV programme Jossy's Giants......

We're called Liverpool, Football ain't a School of science, Head the ball, now Yossi's scored . . . Yossi's a Giant!

Dependable, reliant, put your faith in Liverpool. Get stuck in, we're gonna win . . . Yossi's a Giant!

AnnieRoadWarrior · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:26:30 pm »

$:-\$

say no more

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:31:26 pm »

To the tune of Blue M....

I'll get me coat.

Sarge · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:36:46 pm »

1, 2, 3, 4 skins by Yossi.

Jimbo. · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:48:33 pm »

(To the tune of the Button Moon theme tune)

He's Yossi Benayoun
He's playing Rafa's tune
Benayouuuun Benayouuuuun

(or words to that effect)

AndyLFC1984 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:50:20 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo. on July 11, 2007, 01:48:33 pm

(To the tune of the Button Moon theme tune)

He's Yossi Benayoun
He's playing Rafa's tune
Benayouuuun Benayouuuuun

(or words to that effect)

my favourite so far

mika1983 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:50:36 pm »

I like Benayoun but his face is so gaunt looking I cant have him on my shirt you know.

Sarge · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:09:15 pm »

Quote from: AndyLFC1984 on July 11, 2007, 01:50:20 pm

my favourite so far

Mine?

Scully · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:14:46 pm »

For those too young to remember, or the majority of those who had no interest in LFC in the late 80s due to

a) not being born
b) not being from liverpool
c) supporting somebody else (you know who you are, turncoats!)

in our last league winning side we signed our second and most recent Israeli - Ronny rosenthal (please note correct spelling).

Rosenthal arrived in April with about 8 games left. His debut was as a sub against Southampton in a cracking game that we came from behind to win 3 - 2. Our next game was the horrible defeat in the semi to Palace. Suffice to say that most reds were very down when Ronny came to make his full debut the following Wednesday at Charlton. He scored 3 in a four nil win. He went on to finnish teh season with 7 in 8 games and was duly snapped up. If memory serves he was joint favourite to be top scorer the following season but it didn't quite come off.

He eventually moved on to Spurs and is now remembered for his miss at Villa in that disgraceful green kit and a hat-trick for Spurs in a cup tie at Southampton that wasn't even vaguely as good as the one at Charlton.

Anyhoo, those that remember 1990 will remember just how exciting it was that Ronny arrived. Not only that but he had a great song:-

Ronny
Oh Ronny Ronny
Oh Ronny Ronny
Oh Ronny Rosenthal

Eh!

Not much of a tune to speak of, but you had to put the gusto into the Eh! What fun we had.

Now that we have another israeli lets do the song justice and hope that it brings us the same luck it did in 1990.

Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Ben - ay - oun

EH?

BHB · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:20:39 pm »

^^^ Fully agree

Gray-YPC · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:28:23 pm »

He falls down in the area and the fans all cry
A pen for Ron, Ron
A pen for Ron

He hardly ever gets one but it's worth a try
A pen for Ron, Ron
A pen for Ron

Yeah, the fans all cry
Yeah, it's worth a try
Yeah, at least he's circumcised
A pen for Ron, Ron
A pen for Ron

BHB · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:30:02 pm »

^^^ A classic Gray old boy.

Is there only about 4 of us that know that one though?

scouse_si · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:40:32 pm »

its gotta be the old ronnie song subject over i think

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:44:30 pm »

Still remember Him hitting the bar in a shocking open goal miss. Against Villa, I think it was.

Fat Tony · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:45:06 pm »

Agreed - lock thread.

That was one of the first player songs I learnt as a kid, around 1990, deffo use that again.

Oh Yossi Ben ayy Ouuuun!

EH!

BHB · « **Reply #20 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:45:31 pm »

Quote from: Ephraim Longworth on July 11, 2007, 02:44:30 pm

Still remember Him hitting the bar in a shocking open goal miss. Against Villa, I think it was.

Twas indeed. Villa Park.

"Oh Yossi...."

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #21 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:50:45 pm »

Oi!! You can't have Sami's song.

Yet.

My Original Name Please · « **Reply #22 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:50:45 pm »

ohh Yossi Yossi
Yossi Yossi Yossi Yossi
Benayoun

Scully · « **Reply #23 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:53:42 pm »

I can hardly blame him for missing as if i'd have had to walk round in that kit for two hours in front of all those people I'd have had difficulty concentrating on what I was doing.

He was past it by then, his (and our) glory days had passed

If memory serves wasn't he on trial somewhere else and kenny just picked him up (for fairly small beer in the end)?

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:55:30 pm »

To the tune of the "what's the score?"/"give us a wave" song.

Yossi Yossi Benayoun
Yossi Benayoun
Yossi Yossi Benayoun
Yossi Benayoun

Red Zeppelin · « **Reply #25 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:57:38 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo. on July 11, 2007, 01:48:33 pm

(To the tune of the Button Moon theme tune)

He's Yossi Benayoun
He's playing Rafa's tune
Benayouuuun Benayouuuuun

(or words to that effect)

thats fuckin boss!

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #26 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:59:50 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo. on July 11, 2007, 01:48:33 pm

(To the tune of the Button Moon theme tune)

He's Yossi Benayoun
He's playing Rafa's tune
Benayouuuun Benayouuuuun

(or words to that effect)

Chucking brilliant.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

This tune, for those that don't know.

Ned Kelly · « **Reply #27 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:02:10 pm »

What about to the tune of the old Ali chant 'Ali Boma Ye' ? (Rumble in the jungle)

'Yossi Bena Youn!'

Scully · « **Reply #28 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:03:37 pm »

Button Moon!

and what the fuck does "He's playing Rafa's tune" mean.

really!!? This is amateurish and embarrassing.

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #29 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:04:21 pm »

Quote from: MOMO MO MOMO MOMO on July 11, 2007, 03:03:37 pm

Button Moon!

and what the fuck does "He's playing Rafa's tune" mean.

really!!? This is amateurish and embarrassing.

Come on man, it's a bit of fun.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #30 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:04:27 pm »

Quote from: MOMO MO MOMO MOMO on July 11, 2007, 02:14:46 pm

For those too young to remember, or the majority of those who had no interest in LFC in the late 80s due to

a) not being born
b) not being from liverpool
c) supporting somebody else (you know who you are, turncoats!)

in our last league winning side we signed our second and most recent Israeli - Ronny rosenthal (please note correct spelling).

Rosenthal arrived in April with about 8 games left. His debut was as a sub against Southampton in a cracking game that we came from behind to win 3 - 2. Our next game was the horrible defeat in the semi to Palace. Suffice to say that most reds were very down when Ronny came to make his full debut the following Wednesday at Charlton. He scored 3 in a four nil win. He went on to finnish teh season with 7 in 8 games and was duly snapped up. If memory serves he was joint favourite to be top scorer the following season but it didn't quite come off.

He eventually moved on to Spurs and is now remembered for his miss at Villa in that disgraceful green kit and a hat-trick for Spurs in a cup tie at Southampton that wasn't even vaguely as good as the one at Charlton.

Anyhoo, those that remember 1990 will remember just how exciting it was that Ronny arrived. Not only that but he had a great song:-

Ronny
Oh Ronny Ronny
Oh Ronny Ronny
Oh Ronny Rosenthal

Eh!

Not much of a tune to speak of, but you had to put the gusto into the Eh! What fun we had.

Now that we have another israeli lets do the song justice and hope that it brings us the same luck it did in 1990.

Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Ben - ay - oun

EH?

Cheers for that! I was at that Southampton game and remember the impact Ronnie had when he came off the bench. Am I imagining things or did Jimmy Case score for Southampton in that game?

Red Zeppelin · « **Reply #31 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:06:14 pm »

my favourite songs of late are " luis garcia.....he drinks...... (well thats fucked)

and my second favourite needs correcting..... rafa rafa benitez, xabi alsonso ........... and reina

any suggestions? i was thinking of putting "Fat Tony"in there?? every1 ok with that?

So...Rafa Rafa benitez, Xabi Alonso, Fat Tony and Reina........!

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #32 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:06:33 pm »

How about Louis Louis?

Yossi Yossi Ohhh-Oh
Give us a goal

Fat Tony · « **Reply #33 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:08:22 pm »

Quote from: MOMO MO MOMO MOMO on July 11, 2007, 02:14:46 pm

Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Ben - ay - oun

EH?

Actually didn't we use this song for Jari Litmanen during his brief spell aswell? Pretty sure we did.

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:08:53 pm »

Quote from: Ned Kelly on July 11, 2007, 03:02:10 pm

What about to the tune of the old Ali chant 'Ali Boma Ye' ? (Rumble in the jungle)

'Yossi Bena Youn!'

HAAHAHAH quality.

I thought that would have been good for Sissoko "Momo Bumaye!"

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #35 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:09:03 pm »

Quote from: row63kop on July 11, 2007, 03:06:14 pm

So...Rafa Rafa benitez, Xabi Alonso, Fat Tony and Reina........!

BHB changed it. It's now "Bu bu bu bu beeeeHbeeee, Xabi Alonso, Torres and Reina.

Scully · « **Reply #36 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:09:06 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on July 11, 2007, 03:04:27 pm

Cheers for that! I was at that Southampton game and remember the impact Ronnie had when he came off the bench. Am I imagining things or did Jimmy Case score for Southampton in that game?

he did, from about 20 yards if memory serves. We were 1 - 0 up, 2 -1 down and won 3 - 2. A great day out in the sun. When football was football and songs weren't so limp wristed.

ArthurNunez · « **Reply #37 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:12:41 pm »

Quote from: Fat Tony on July 11, 2007, 03:08:22 pm

Actually didn't we use this song for Jari Litmanen during his brief spell aswell? Pretty sure we did.

yup, we definately did

Fat Tony · « **Reply #38 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:13:59 pm »

Quote from: row63kop on July 11, 2007, 03:06:14 pm

and my second favourite needs correcting..... rafa rafa benitez, xabi alsonso ........... and reina

any suggestions? i was thinking of putting "Fat Tony"in there?? every1 ok with that?

So...Rafa Rafa benitez, Xabi Alonso, Fat Tony and Reina........!

Weirdo

Fine by me

Jimbo. · « **Reply #39 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:17:16 pm »

I love the way people continually wind themselves up on these threads thinking half the people are fucking serious

Almost as fun as the songs themselves!