Author Topic: The Official Fernando Torres song (Read 124786 times)

BHB · « **on:** July 7, 2007, 03:03:16 pm »

As posted by Will M on RAOTL (well it was never going to come from anyone on here was it

)

Tune: La Cucaracha
(even a comedy clip for those that don't know the tune)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghbMqkRsFd0

FERNANDO TORRES
FERNANDO TORRES
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA...

...and repeat

*hip shaking is also permitted*

WINNER

MichaelA · « **Reply #1 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:06:59 pm »

Llama Wools

tommy26241 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:09:16 pm »

not bad

BHB · « **Reply #3 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:09:53 pm »

Simple, original, easy to learn and catchy.

All the ingredients.

Winner

Jin · « **Reply #4 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:10:25 pm »

Smells good. No ABBA then, *phew...

Garstonite · « **Reply #5 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:10:57 pm »

You'll get a fair few catches with this...

redannie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:14:02 pm »

Good Mexican song for the Spaniard then!

Gnurglan · « **Reply #7 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:15:10 pm »

leighton · « **Reply #8 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:18:38 pm »

Quote from: redannie on July 7, 2007, 03:14:02 pm

Good Mexican song for the Spaniard then!

GinKop · « **Reply #9 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:26:13 pm »

Officially shitest?

Come on BHB la, get your thinking cap on. The Mascherano one you did was boss, something along those lines.

I know that one isn't yours. Still, probably the best of a bad bunch.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #10 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:28:35 pm »

So who's got a rhyme for Idrizaj ??

muzzy54 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:30:31 pm »

I lkie it!

BHB · « **Reply #12 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:33:10 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on July 7, 2007, 03:26:13 pm

Come on BHB la, get your thinking cap on. The Mascherano you did was boss, something along those lines.

This one's not my creating, but I like it. Really like it.

GinKop · « **Reply #13 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:34:31 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 03:33:10 pm

This one's not my creating, but I like it. Really like it.

I know just realised

- edited above.

Like I said, probably is the best one so far. Not exactly got much competition though. Try it at next game (you lot going to Crewe/P'boro?), see what it sounds like.

phoenix wright · « **Reply #14 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:41:20 pm »

La Cucaracha for Torres? No please!!! Here in Spain always have sounded "ridiculous".

Here in Spain was a simple song: "Fer.nan.do Tooorres lololloo, Fer.nan.do Toooorres lolololo" with this rthm:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=IirlBqFzgDk

It says: "Suddenly start to hear the claps from the stand... and one song.. Fer-nan-do Tooorres lolololo, FernandoToooorres lolololo..."

**This is the people singing him after he missed a penalty. He always said that this was the best moment (most emotive) of his carrer.

B!SC@N · « **Reply #15 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:41:54 pm »

NO NO NO NO NO..........

Lets change garcia & nando in the "rafa benitez" song........
to ........

Rafa Benitez . . . Rafa Benitez . . . Rafa Rafa Benitez
Xavi Alonso, Reina & Torres...

I'll get me coat

GinKop · « **Reply #16 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:44:08 pm »

Quote from: B!SC@N on July 7, 2007, 03:41:54 pm

NO NO NO NO NO..........

Lets change garcia & nando in the "rafa benitez" song........
to ........

Rafa Benitez . . . Rafa Benitez . . . Rafa Rafa Benitez
Xavi Alonso, Reina & Torres...

I'll get me coat

Well that will happen no doubt, but he still needs one of his own.

maya · « **Reply #17 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:45:02 pm »

*hip shaking is also permitted*

can't wait to see kops sing the song

BHB · « **Reply #18 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:48:54 pm »

Quote from: phoenix wright on July 7, 2007, 03:41:20 pm

La Cucaracha for Torres? No please!!! Here in Spain always have sounded "ridiculous".

Here in Spain was a simple song: "Fer.nan.do Tooorres lololloo, Fer.nan.do Toooorres lolololo" with this rthm:

1. We are not in Spain

2. We are not Althetico fans

3. Arsenal use that song for Freddy Ljungberg

4. It's shit

ianrush79 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:51:37 pm »

I like it

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #20 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:55:21 pm »

How come this tune is official?

Sounds a load of bollox to me.

BHB · « **Reply #21 on:** July 7, 2007, 03:59:18 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on July 7, 2007, 03:55:21 pm

How come this tune is official?

Because the rest are shite

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #22 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:03:38 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 03:59:18 pm

Because the rest are shite

IMO that's another one to add to that list

Anyway, why is there such a rush? Plenty of time to get a decent song going for him. What's the point in losing one of our better songs, and inheriting something very ordinary. This is just my opinion.

figgy12 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:05:47 pm »

Utter shite - why is that better than all the others?

GinKop · « **Reply #24 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:05:56 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on July 7, 2007, 04:03:38 pm

IMO that's another one to add to that list

Anyway, why is there such a rush? Plenty of time to get a decent song going for him. What's the point in losing one of our better songs, and inheriting something very ordinary. This is just my opinion.

Who says we've lost it

They've been singing it at the Wrexham game.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:06:08 pm »

yaya hip shaking is fun

BHB · « **Reply #26 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:06:28 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on July 7, 2007, 04:03:38 pm

This is just my opinion.

Opinions of wools and non-match goers are null and void.

I think it's a cracker anyway, just got to imagine it in full voice.

GinKop · « **Reply #27 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:08:22 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 04:06:28 pm

Opinions of wools and non-match goers are null and void.

I think it's a cracker anyway, just got to imagine it in full voice.

Why are you commenting then?

Filler. · « **Reply #28 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:08:54 pm »

nice. Great sax work on that song too... would make a good accompiament.

p.s.. "El Hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, won't you sell a watch for me" was a far far better version

BHB · « **Reply #29 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:09:00 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on July 7, 2007, 04:08:22 pm

Why are you commenting then?

My humour will eventually catch on with some....

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #30 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:11:42 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 03:33:10 pm

This one's not my creating, but I like it. Really like it.

Well then, that makes it official.

(Song is grrreat.... video is greater)

Out with wanker hats, in with mini plastic saxophones.

BHB · « **Reply #31 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:12:35 pm »

Quote from: Ephraim Longworth on July 7, 2007, 04:11:42 pm

Well then, that makes it official.

This man knows

NANANANANANANANNANANA
Fernando Torres, Fernando Torres.....
NANANANANNANANA

BHB · « **Reply #32 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:13:28 pm »

The use of a harmonica is also advised

alonsoisared · « **Reply #33 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:14:41 pm »

Its very hard to start songs an an internet forum, as there will always be people not happy with it. Might as well just start it at the next match and see if it catches on, otherwise this will turn into a 50 page thread without any conclusion.

guest · « **Reply #34 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:15:45 pm »

Are sombreros in the "wanker hat" category?

easyeden · « **Reply #35 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:19:34 pm »

Thats really shite...lets use the one Atletico fans sing thats miles better

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #36 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:20:08 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 04:13:28 pm

The use of a harmonica is also ~~advised~~ compulsory

GinKop · « **Reply #37 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:20:41 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 04:09:00 pm

My humour will eventually catch on with some....

Wouldn't hold your breath BHB. You big wooly back.

guest · « **Reply #38 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:21:18 pm »

Fact of the matter is lads (and lasses), if people start singing this one, are you going to sit in silence and go "I'm not singing that, it's shite"?

Whatever catches on, will. Doesn't matter about individual people really. If enough of the support choose it then you're fucked if you don't like it. The Gerrard one is absolutely shite, but what can you do?

So just wait until this (or whatever) takes off and go along with the ride. Just make sure it isn't fucking ABBA.

Yorkykopite · « **Reply #39 on:** July 7, 2007, 04:22:49 pm »

Poor old Torres won't know where to hide if he hears that shit.