As posted by RightHandPost on RAOTL - genius:
THE BALLAD OF TORRES AND ETO'O
Standing in the rain outside Anfield
Trying to spot Thierry Henry
A man in the know said, "we’re signing Eto’o
He was spotted in a Breck Road chippy"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If we don’t get someone
They're gonna crucify me
Finally made it onto the forum
The people say that I am a pain
Me mate calls to say
"You can make it OK
We’re gonna get that Torres from Spain"
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If we don’t get Torres
They're gonna crucify me
Save your favourite rumour for a rainy day
Tevez in the Newz bar brasserie
Last night the bird said
"You’re gonna mess with their heads
Cos they all want someone
who gets the goals - think!"
Swear that Torres he’s on the move la
The money’s in Atletico’s bank
But the newspaper said, "They’re signing Forlan instead"
But you know he’s shit and worse he’s a manc!
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If we don’t get Torres
They're gonna crucify me.
If we don’t get Torres
They're gonna crucify me.
