Author Topic: Top Gear (Read 139676 times)

gray19lfc · « **Reply #240 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:03:07 PM »

Fuck me, Clarkson's off already.

"What amazes me about this car, is that it doesn't have an engine, instead it has a gerbil called Gerald..."

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #241 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »

Why is there a red light on Hammonds MG ?

Has he fucked it up already?

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #242 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:06:08 PM »

This is going to be a good one

I can tell

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #243 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:06:51 PM »

Hammond then!!

Ha ha ha

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #244 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:07:33 PM »

LOL

Hammond has set it on fire now

I bet the MG owners club is going bananas!!

gray19lfc · « **Reply #245 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:18:52 PM »

That is fucking quality inside Clarkson's limo!

BCCC · « **Reply #246 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:20:03 PM »

I'm laughing my cock off here...

gray19lfc · « **Reply #247 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:21:26 PM »

I am pissing myself, pure laugh-out-loud stuff and it's every week! Brilliant!

-HH- · « **Reply #248 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:21:34 PM »

Loved them testing May's effort there

Rob K · « **Reply #249 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:28:29 PM »

Brilliant stuff.

xavidub · « **Reply #250 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:29:10 PM »

The water cannon stuff is class

BCCC · « **Reply #251 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:40:04 PM »

Hammond's GT390... Niiiiiicccccee.

medley · « **Reply #252 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:41:45 PM »

He has my favourite car. the little beast!! give it to meeee

BCCC · « **Reply #253 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:48:25 PM »

Quote from: medley on March 4, 2007, 08:41:45 PM

He has my favourite car. the little beast!! give it to meeee

I've heard Harry Kewell's got one also.

medley · « **Reply #254 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:50:46 PM »

Dont think hes got a classic 60s GT 350/390 or whatever but he has got a shelby gt-h (i think)

how much did hammond say he paid for his GT 390?

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #255 on:** March 4, 2007, 08:57:14 PM »

Clarkson's car just broke in half

-HH- · « **Reply #256 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:00:41 PM »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on March 4, 2007, 08:57:14 PM

Clarkson's car just broke in half

And he still drove it. Class

IamDave · « **Reply #257 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:02:28 PM »

I hope I don't get stuck behind one of those on the way to the match!

BCCC · « **Reply #258 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:02:35 PM »

Quote from: medley on March 4, 2007, 08:50:46 PM

how much did hammond say he paid for his GT 390?

Not sure but your looking at well over £20k.

WorldChampions · « **Reply #259 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:02:59 PM »

Loved it, not sure if it topped the american one though

Look forward to the comic relief episode though

USgooner · « **Reply #260 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:03:33 PM »

today's show was fucking hilarious. shame its the end of the series

Phil M · « **Reply #261 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:04:25 PM »

Really enjoyed that.

What a plonker that Lemar lad is whether it was put on or not.
The look on May's face when he was chauffering was just priceless.

wadey-LFC · « **Reply #262 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:04:40 PM »

pure class

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #263 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »

Oh God that was funny

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #264 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:10:15 PM »

Fuck me that was class - top effort.

Gonna miss the guys on a Sunday night.

BazC · « **Reply #265 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:11:11 PM »

utterly hilarious!

You could tell by Lemar's and Jamelia's faces that they'd invisaged something totally different to what they got! Moyles with his beer and Great Escpae route down the limo was also brilliant.

When the wheel kept coming off May's car I couldn't help but piss myself laughing.

Only have to wait a few months till the summer now...

LFC on tour · « **Reply #266 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:13:23 PM »

Missed it.

Okkervil · « **Reply #267 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:14:47 PM »

Great show tonight.

Ha. Lemar is a cock! Glad he got May, showed Lamar to be the prick he is.

Lenman · « **Reply #268 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:17:41 PM »

God I love that programme

. Clarkeson always seems to win the challenges by hook or by crook.

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #269 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:27:39 PM »

Clarkson trying to take out May by shooting him in the goolies was also superb, if not expected.

Phil M · « **Reply #270 on:** March 4, 2007, 09:41:28 PM »

Was hoping they'd show more footage of how
they got their limos together but the surprise element was worth
it when they rolled up on the test track.
May had a sauna and the Sistine chapel

There was some difference in attitude between Moyles & Lemar.

buzzing · « **Reply #271 on:** March 4, 2007, 10:48:36 PM »

What another class episode.

They've prob blown the budget of the whole series in a the last few parts.

Glad chris moyles took it all well, and Jamelia to an extent too.

The lemar is an utter c*nt. Seemd like a decent chap when you normally see him on TV, but showed what a twat he was.....then again, he was up for an award....fuck it, he's a c*nt

Andy @ Allerton · « **Reply #272 on:** March 4, 2007, 10:52:27 PM »

Quote from: buzzing on March 4, 2007, 10:48:36 PM

What another class episode.

They've prob blown the budget of the whole series in a the last few parts.

Glad chris moyles took it all well, and Jamelia to an extent too.

The lemar is an utter c*nt. Seemd like a decent chap when you normally see him on TV, but showed what a twat he was.....then again, he was up for an award....fuck it, he's a c*nt

I reckon it was staged myself

buzzing · « **Reply #273 on:** March 4, 2007, 10:54:54 PM »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on March 4, 2007, 10:52:27 PM

I reckon it was staged myself

hmmmm....was thinking that too when clarkson drove up in half a car. But dont think the Lemar thing was staged

elrojoyoda · « **Reply #274 on:** March 5, 2007, 10:31:26 AM »

It was fucking hilarious - loved it when you saw who was getting into Clarksons car and how. Don't think you'd see Lemar or Jamelia pulling themselves along on a trolley!!

Have to wait till the summer now

Something Else · « **Reply #275 on:** March 5, 2007, 04:03:01 PM »

Just watched it before after sky plusin it

fooking brilliant it was

bellinter · « **Reply #276 on:** March 5, 2007, 04:08:01 PM »

Dont really get to see this because of the time its on, but my brother had it Sky plussed from a few weeks ago, where they drive from Miami to New Orleans, and fuck me what an episode. Will definitely be making more of an effort to see it from now on

nidgemo · « **Reply #277 on:** March 5, 2007, 04:09:30 PM »

Quote from: bellinter on March 5, 2007, 04:08:01 PM

Dont really get to see this because of the time its on, but my brother had it Sky plussed from a few weeks ago, where they drive from Miami to New Orleans, and fuck me what an episode. Will definitely be making more of an effort to see it from now on

All on youtube if you want.

bellinter · « **Reply #278 on:** March 5, 2007, 04:10:39 PM »

Quote from: nidgemo 3.11 on March 5, 2007, 04:09:30 PM

All on youtube if you want.

excellent stuff. Will be having a look soon, cheers

buzzing · « **Reply #279 on:** March 5, 2007, 04:37:50 PM »

it's a great show, eh.

Last few parts have been abs class.

On at a decent time too, in terms of "need good laugh before going to work tomorrow"