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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10960 on: May 27, 2012, 04:52:41 AM »
Mir is in the best shape of his life?


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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10961 on: May 27, 2012, 04:53:01 AM »
Nearly had him finished then, if there were 30 more seconds left I think he would have.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10962 on: May 27, 2012, 04:53:06 AM »
Surprised Mir made it through the 1st.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10963 on: May 27, 2012, 04:54:14 AM »
Mir will do well to come back from that.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10964 on: May 27, 2012, 04:54:16 AM »
Surprised Mir made it through the 1st.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10965 on: May 27, 2012, 04:57:13 AM »
The hell was Mir doing then? Looked like he just decided to stop bothering to fight.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10966 on: May 27, 2012, 04:59:02 AM »
The hell was Mir doing then? Looked like he just decided to stop bothering to fight.
His brain was just bobbling around his skull.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10967 on: May 27, 2012, 05:00:22 AM »
Great fighter. Top man.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10968 on: May 27, 2012, 05:03:06 AM »
You can't not like Dos Santos, classy guy.

Wonder who's next for him then. Think they'll give Velasquez the next shot?

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10969 on: May 27, 2012, 05:03:26 AM »
Fucksakes Mir is so frustrating

why not go for more takedowns?!

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10970 on: May 27, 2012, 05:04:31 AM »
Is it me or does Mir look smaller than he has recently? He bulked up really quickly a year or two ago but looked a lot smaller to me tonight.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10971 on: May 27, 2012, 05:05:34 AM »
Way past his prime Mirko Cro Cop remains as the only man to actually fight against Dos Santos.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10972 on: May 27, 2012, 05:05:38 AM »
Has to be Velasquez again i think.

I know Mir is a Ju Jitsu guy but have always thought that his stand up was underrated. Surprised how JDS picked him apart so easily. Amazing performance, but then so again was Cain's. Should be a good rematch.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10973 on: May 27, 2012, 06:10:36 AM »
Fucksakes Mir is so frustrating

why not go for more takedowns?!

wtf

Junior has exceptional TDD, and I don't think Mir is good enough to get him down.

Also you know, his brain is pretty much spaghetti at this point.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10974 on: May 27, 2012, 06:28:14 AM »
jds vs cain II next title match

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10975 on: May 27, 2012, 12:37:45 PM »
Mir way too slow to trouble JDS, looked very stiff too, carrying too much weight imo. Not that he had more than a punchers chance anyway unless he could get the fight to the ground, which he gave up on after a few minutes of trying half heartedly.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10976 on: May 27, 2012, 03:28:53 PM »
Impressive debut by big foot  ;D

He gave up as soon as he got cut open
It looked as if the whole UFC debut thing got to him and he froze whilst bleeding profusely ;) ;D
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10977 on: May 27, 2012, 04:28:54 PM »
Mir needs to stop fighting at 261lbs, he's too fat and slow, he needs to go back down to his usual weight at 251, or 241 like he was against Lesnar in their 2nd bout.

Mir's ground game is amazing though, even though he was half KO'd  JDS still didn't wanna go in for the kill.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10978 on: May 27, 2012, 04:32:48 PM »
Mir needs to stop fighting at 261lbs, he's too fat and slow, he needs to go back down to his usual weight at 251, or 241 like he was against Lesnar in their 2nd bout.

Mir's ground game is amazing though, even though he was half KO'd  JDS still didn't wanna go in for the kill.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10979 on: May 27, 2012, 04:34:16 PM »
Great, to top it off, Vitor Belforts broke his hand and won't be able to fight Wanderlei Silva  ::)

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10980 on: May 27, 2012, 08:43:32 PM »
Great, to top it off, Vitor Belforts broke his hand and won't be able to fight Wanderlei Silva  ::)

Can't say I'm disappointed. Wasn't going to be a competitive or exciting fight anyway, Wand just isn't up to that level of competition any more.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10981 on: May 27, 2012, 10:01:46 PM »
Made up for Paul Sass sub of the night and great tattoo  :)
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10982 on: May 29, 2012, 05:39:09 PM »
What was the deal with Mir?

He has looked in brilliant shape lately but looked to be carrying a bit of timber the other night.

Cant help but think Cain is gonna make life very difficult for Cigano when they fight again.

Made up for Dan Hardy

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10983 on: May 29, 2012, 05:43:08 PM »
Made up for Paul Sass sub of the night and great tattoo  :)
As am I, had some money on him to it! :D
What was the deal with Mir?

He has looked in brilliant shape lately but looked to be carrying a bit of timber the other night.

Cant help but think Cain is gonna make life very difficult for Cigano when they fight again.

Made up for Dan Hardy

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He put on a load with the intention of being able to match Lesnar for strength. I agree with what people have said though, he needs to drop back down to 250ish.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10984 on: May 29, 2012, 07:55:29 PM »
As am I, had some money on him to it! :DHe put on a load with the intention of being able to match Lesnar for strength. I agree with what people have said though, he needs to drop back down to 250ish.

Thats it tho. He didnt really look quite as big as he has lately.

He just looked slightly fatter I thought.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10985 on: May 29, 2012, 08:42:33 PM »
Oh no  :'(

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10986 on: May 29, 2012, 08:44:54 PM »
She beat up someone? Wow, hot and can fight.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10987 on: May 30, 2012, 03:16:57 AM »
Ranks up there with the worst I've seen...



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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10988 on: May 30, 2012, 03:24:29 AM »
Holy shit. Looks like someone hit him with an axe.

That's possibly the worst cut I've seen.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10989 on: May 30, 2012, 06:50:30 AM »
Jesus. Who is he?
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10990 on: May 30, 2012, 08:04:01 AM »
A heated argument early Saturday morning in a Wynn hotel room led to the arrest of UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste and her boyfriend, Metro Police said.

Celeste, 26, whose real name is Arianny Lopez, and her boyfriend, 34-year-old Praveen Chandra, each were arrested on a count of battery domestic violence, according to arrest reports released Tuesday.

A Wynn employee heard a crashing sound from a room and saw Lopez come running out of the room shortly after 4:30 a.m., the reports state.

Lopez told police her boyfriend choked her and grabbed her right arm during an argument about text messages, the reports said. Officers noted that Lopez had scratches on her right arm.

Detectives interviewed Chandra who said Lopez kicked him in the nose in a limousine, where the argument started, the reports said.

The argument escalated in the hotel room, at which point Chandra accused Lopez of throwing two vases at him, police said.

Chandra recorded parts of the argument on his cell phone, which showed him following Lopez around the hotel room and demanding to know why she kicked him in the nose, the reports said. Officers noted injuries to Chandra’s nose and scratches to his chest and arm.

“Chandra also continued to laugh at Lopez every time she said how she felt about him,” according to the arrest reports.

Chandra denied ever touching Lopez during the argument and told police he didn’t know how Lopez received cuts on her arms.

Police arrested both Lopez and Chandra and transported them to the Clark County Detention Center. A hearing for the two in Las Vegas Justice Court is scheduled for 10:45 a.m. Friday.

The two have been dating for seven months, according to the arrest reports.

UFC President Dana White briefly addressed Lopez’s arrest during a news conference Saturday at UFC 146.

“She has been with us for over five years,” White told reporters. “She is a good girl and an amazing ambassador for the UFC. I don’t know the details and what happened, but we have her back and support her 100 percent.”

Lopez, who was born in Las Vegas and studied fitness management at UNLV, has been a UFC Octagon Girl since 2006, according to her personal website.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10992 on: June 2, 2012, 02:17:04 AM »

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10993 on: June 2, 2012, 02:24:38 AM »
TUF Finale just started now. Anyone watching?

Link: http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/125202/1/watch-ufc:-the-ultimate-fight-night-15.html

You're a sweetheart mate, cheers.

PS Hoping Chiesa loses, he's one of the worst guys to ever get this deep in the show.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10994 on: June 2, 2012, 02:29:35 AM »
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10995 on: June 2, 2012, 02:30:13 AM »
No probs mate.

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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10996 on: June 2, 2012, 02:33:28 AM »
Sweet knockout there. Pretty impresses by Ferguson.

EDIT : Lawrence even  :-[
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10997 on: June 2, 2012, 04:03:25 AM »
For fuck's sake. Chiesa is terrible, I bet he's crying when we get back from commercial.
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10998 on: June 2, 2012, 04:33:00 AM »
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Re: UFC/MMA thread.
« Reply #10999 on: June 2, 2012, 04:35:20 AM »
Hugely underrated. Did a great job surviving the 1st minute.
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