Author Topic: 87 Seconds You Git (Read 2790 times)

Swoop · « **on:** October 26, 2006, 01:54:19 PM »

87 Seconds

Ever since the age of eight
I queued outside the number1 Kop End Gate
With youthful joy I couldn’t wait to see
First, Kevin then Kenny lead the boys to Victory

Times moved on and so have I
From the centenary I now cry
With joy and pain in equal measure
I know this season will get better

From my seat I will debate
Each pass and move with me mate
I may not sing as much as I should
But my heart still pumps diehard red blood

Life is simple and oh so sweet
When you see the Redmen play it to feet
And is their a finer sight to behold
Than the joy that comes from a Robbie Fowler goal

You wouldn’t think it from the game last night
87 seconds and you started to moan
Another diatribe from the same old drone
Must be Row 11 around seat 163,
The worst moaning twat in the Centenary

Its been years now and never have I heard
A single solitary positive word
Your so impressed with your opinion
You kindly share to all, in every direction

You bitter bastard
You don’t have a clue
Your so sad
I’m convinced you’re a Blue

There’s a boy of eight was sat in front of me
Reminds me how it used to be
We used to have supporters
Not footy phone in drones
If you can’t be positive
Then fuck off home

Garstonite · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2006, 01:57:20 PM »

A message in there a lot of people on here can take on board!

Swoop · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2006, 02:39:32 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on October 26, 2006, 01:57:20 PM

A message in there a lot of people on here can take on board!

Well I would hope its not a lot, I expect better from my fellow RAWKites

nige · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:09:28 PM »

Great stuff

That scoreboard defo has its uses.

DMace · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:17:08 PM »

You don't happen to be talking about a bold guy who sits in the upper centenary do you?

claRED · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Swoop on October 26, 2006, 01:54:19 PM

Must be Row 11 around seat 163,
The worst moaning twat in the Centenary

If that's real numbers and not just to rhyme then I think he was sat right behind me...more like row 10 seat 166....

top post.

even if it's not the same bloke, there was a young lad in front of me having a great time, waving at camera/players, saw 7 goals, we won....but his face was a picture when this idiot was up on his feet f-ing at the players with such venom.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:25:35 PM »

Swoop - I think that twat sits next to me in Kop 105 for league games. And now to make matters worse thanks to the joy of the auto-cup scheme he now ruins my European nights as well. Thankfully he can't be arsed with the Carling Cup so I had a remarkable moan free night last night.

gibber_blot · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:29:54 PM »

swoop -- did this guy used to moan about Morientes every time something didn't come off for him? I think I know this guy... row 11, seat 163 is suspiciously close to the guy I'm talking about.

On a related note, at about 85-6 minutes last night, score at 4-3, a guy from our row got up to leave. As he was shuffling past, the guy 2 seats down from me yelled at him: "How the fuck can you leave, now?!!?"

Had me and my old man laughing.

james_f · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:36:34 PM »

Theres probably a few of these type of twats dotted around anfield at every game. Haven't got a clue why they even bother goin if they're not willing to let themselves just enjoy the game.

morestellata · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:40:38 PM »

Doe's this moaning twat look like Lech Walesa ?

cowtownred · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:22:24 PM »

Top post Swoop!

You have become wonderfully poetic these past few weeks

And VdM...

mark_lfc_forever · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:23:23 PM »

brilliant message

Fighting Irishman · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:23:41 PM »

Cracking poem mate !

Sarge · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:26:18 PM »

Top stuff.

Red number seven · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:32:03 PM »

Oh Boo fucking Hoo.

Try the fucking moan stand, pal!

Seriously, good post

Particularly liked....

Quote from: Swoop on October 26, 2006, 01:54:19 PM

If you can’t be positive
Then fuck off home

... have you ever dared say it to the twat?

Red-juvenated · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:48:04 PM »

There are all kinds, football means different things to different people. I dont manage many games at Anfield, but I've not had the misfortune of sitting near any moaners.

bellinter · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:48:31 PM »

excellent

Xabi · « **Reply #17 on:** October 26, 2006, 06:05:57 PM »

There's always a moaner.

WesternRed · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2006, 06:52:04 PM »

Class post, Swoop!

CalvinMalteseRed · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:00:45 PM »

Class post!

okcomputer · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26, 2006, 09:31:50 PM »

there used to be a buy that sat behind me and his favourite saying was "get it in the box". he must have said it 50 times in one game. grrrrrrrrrrrr

wattie · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2006, 10:44:22 PM »

Fucking boss la,

Modern day football fan belives just because they have paid their £35 they can sit and moan for 90 mins!!

No fucker made them pay or forced them to go!!

Party Phil · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2006, 11:20:57 PM »

Quote from: gibber_blot on October 26, 2006, 04:29:54 PM

On a related note, at about 85-6 minutes last night, score at 4-3, a guy from our row got up to leave. As he was shuffling past, the guy 2 seats down from me yelled at him: "How the fuck can you leave, now?!!?" Had me and my old man laughing.

Fuckin loads of people leavin out of the main stand with 5 mins left last night. Couldn't believe my eyes. What's the point in going if you don't give a shit about the result?

gibber_blot · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2006, 08:05:47 AM »

Quote from: Party Phil on October 26, 2006, 11:20:57 PM

Fuckin loads of people leavin out of the main stand with 5 mins left last night. Couldn't believe my eyes. What's the point in going if you don't give a shit about the result?

Yep. I don't understand why people leave early in any game, but especially when there's a chance of 30 minutes extra time and a shootout.

bradigor · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2006, 08:30:12 AM »

Fucking pathetic.
Just like the tripe that plays at Anfield*

*Kidding. Great post Swoop. Spot on!

Swoop · « **Reply #25 on:** October 27, 2006, 08:52:37 AM »

To answer a few questions, no the Guy aint bald. The guy who is bald around me is a top fella and his "moans" are class stuff that have me in stiches.

As for saying it to the guy, Could never be arsed getting into an argument with this type, they know it all and are always right. Love it when someone he slates goes and scores, he does get loads then!

kopbird · « **Reply #26 on:** October 27, 2006, 09:22:20 AM »

Excellent post

Swoop · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2006, 12:55:54 PM »

Quote from: cowtownred on October 26, 2006, 05:22:24 PM

Top post Swoop!

You have become wonderfully poetic these past few weeks

And VdM...

Too much time on my hands:-) Funny though how certain things can move you to write.

Kyle Soprano · « **Reply #28 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:25:22 PM »

Good post that mate

Brother Mouzone · « **Reply #29 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:27:23 PM »

We should have a moaning bastards picture gallery. Just take pics of them on your moby and send them in.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #30 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:32:37 PM »

Quote from: keegan21 on October 27, 2006, 01:27:23 PM

We should have a moaning bastards picture gallery. Just take pics of them on your moby and send them in.

Ha! Might just do that. Name and shame the f*ckers.

Mugshot accompanied by time of first moan and one choice couplet from the game. How many will turn out to be fellow RAWKites?

Brother Mouzone · « **Reply #31 on:** October 27, 2006, 04:57:16 PM »

I can think of a one or two of RAWKites who may end up there. Not many though, hopefully.

Can just see it now:

Whopper number one
First moan: 3 mins 46 seconds. Favourite quote: "You're fecking shite Garcia ya feckin show pony!"

Red Floyd · « **Reply #32 on:** October 27, 2006, 05:25:22 PM »

I will admit when I watch us from a pub if I get frustrated I let out the frustration with the occasional moan!

Being at the match is a different story. The fans in the found have a role to play for the club, and that is to get behind the team 100% regardless of if we are playing great or playing sh*te. The more we get behind the team vocally, the better they will perform, and the better will be our results .... so if we're playing badly then all the more reason to give them all your support ....

smigger15 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 27, 2006, 08:43:47 PM »

Quote from: keegan21 on October 27, 2006, 01:27:23 PM

We should have a moaning bastards picture gallery. Just take pics of them on your moby and send them in.

Brilliant idea, cant wait for Tuesday night, the next time i'll be at Anfield ! My camera phone is ready !!

ratcatcher · « **Reply #34 on:** October 27, 2006, 09:06:33 PM »

Nice poem. It would be good if we could turn the clock back to such ways!

Мерфи · « **Reply #35 on:** October 28, 2006, 12:52:13 PM »

I might as well just post a picture of my old man right now. I hate fecking watching a game with him. We are always the worst team he has ever seen, we deserve to lose, and then when we win, it OOOOPS . . . we were fecking lucky.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #36 on:** October 28, 2006, 09:48:36 PM »

Well, I'm glad to say that the moaner next to me never turned up this week. Perhaps, he's given up going after our words in the 2nd half of the Blackburn game. One can only hope.

Swoop · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:47:37 AM »

We'll I took me old ma to the game on Saturday. The fella started to bitch 10 minutes before the game started, me mum being none to shy just said in a loud voice, "bleedin hell we havent kicked off and he's moaning". Must take here again as he diudnt manage to moan until Bolo came on. He loves Bolo, but how the feck can you sit there an destroy a player when the team are winning is beyond me.

Brother Mouzone · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Мерфи on October 28, 2006, 12:52:13 PM

I might as well just post a picture of my old man right now. I hate fecking watching a game with him. We are always the worst team he has ever seen, we deserve to lose, and then when we win, it OOOOPS . . . we were fecking lucky.

Mine's as bad. If you concede an equaliser after about half an hour he'll be like: "Well, they've sh!t it now. We'll never come back from this. Bleedin useless shower of sh!te etc. etc."

And all footballers are poofs and they used to be real men in the 60s.

Bad for your heart all that pointless anger.